Thinking With Portals

By: Kuroyami Fukaikuro

I don't own shit 'cept the OC's and the story.

A/N: I'M BACK BITCHES!

Prologue: HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT?

Finn walked down hidden path to where Dante's house supposedly was. He was accompanied by Seraphina, Jake, Bubblegum, and Marceline; and everyone but him was armed to the teeth.

PB spoke up. "Finn, are you sure you'll be okay with just your sword? I can give you one of my guns if you want."

"Yeah Finn, take the gun at least. You'll need some more firepower if we're gonna kill Dante." Jake said.

"Guys, we're not gonna kill Dante, I trust him." Finn said.

"Dude… He put you in a coma, took over most of Ooo, and nearly killed EVERYONE. I don't see how you could so readily trust him."

"I told you guys, he did it because the Lich corrupted his mind or something like that when he shielded me from the Lich's Chaos Blast."

"I don't know dude, it still smells fishy to me…"

"That would be your breath from the everything burrito you had earlier, man." Finn joked.

"You know what I mean!

"Yeah, I know."

Dante's House

Finn and his friends cautiously approached a sizable house in the middle of a substantial clearing, surrounded by a small garden of various plants. As they walked, Finn accidently stepped on a trip-wire, causing a bubble of energy to trap PB, an iron box to fall on Jake, a UV light to shine on Marceline, and Seraphina to fall into a pit filled with water, barely holding on to a steel wire. Finn was the only one unaffected.

Dante opened the door and stepped into the clearing.

Finn drew his sword. "Damn… so you didn't kick the Lich out…"

"Oh, I did. I just trapped everyone so they wouldn't attack me outright and I could talk to YOU specifically like a civilized person."

Finn sheathed his sword. "Fine, but can you release everyone?"

"Sure." Dante snapped his fingers and the bubble, box, and UV light disappeared. The wire pulled Seraphina out of the pit while camouflaged doors closed and the pit was sealed.

"All right, Dante." Seraphina spat, "What do you have to show us?"

Dante turned and began walking back towards the house. "Follow me. And try not to touch the plants- most of them are poisonous."

They all followed him, working hard to avoid the plants and follow his exact path.

Once inside, they all paused to admit; Dante had a nice house. There were amazing landscape paintings all over, various suits of armor from various cultures littered the corners, weapons of all kinds hung on the walls, and there was even a taxidermy dragon head on the wall.

"Quickly now, you all need to see this." He led them down the stairs into the basement.

"Hey Dante, where's Seraphim?" Marceline asked.

"She's watching the thing. Making sure it doesn't act out."

Finn and his friends looked among themselves, trying to figure out what it was. Clearly it was alive, based on the need of a guard.

They approached an iron door. Dante placed his hand on the center, and a hidden scanner verified that it was his hand before automatically opening. Seraphim had her back to them, facing a glass. Finn could just barely make out a figure on the other side. He went up to the glass and took a closer look before exclaiming, "HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT!"

Dante shrugged. "I don't know," he said, "but I have a feeling that you'll be able to make it talk better than I did."

Finn nodded, and opened the door. He stared at the creature in all its glory. It had an ugly blue-green shirt, blue pants, and a bunny-ear hat. "What's your name?" he asked.

The creature looked up. "My name is Fionna," it said.

End of Prologue.

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A/N: Can you guess where they're going this time? MWAHAHA!