A/N This idea was thought up awhile ago (more then a month really) and I'm guess it's not going away until I write it. Well that's my explanation for this stupid piece.

Hopefully I kept them in character (minus the Dark Ace, I made him OOC but you will have an explanation) and this is based early on in the series (when Cyclonis is more *Cough*incredibly* leniant towards Dark Ace).

Warning: Some bad spelling ahead since spellcheck online ain't working and I'm a horrid speller. A little bit of swearing and crack ahead.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Storm Hawks (through that would be cool)

Chapter One-What the heck is going on?

The Storm Hawks could only stare as Finn ran all around the bridge, screaming.

"Finn!" Piper yelled, annoyed at his antic but slightly worry for that was a horrorfied scream he was admitting.

"Finn, buddy, what's wrong?" Junko, forever a softie, asked his buddy who now sitting on the floor.

Finn didn't answer and only started rocking himself back and forward. An action that reminded the other Storm Hawks of when they were stuck in the Black Gauge, except this time there was no screaming at rocks or paranoia.

"Yep, he still has Gorge Madness," Stork told the others, twitching.

Aerrow looked at him, "I'm sure it's something else, Stork."

Finn stopped rocking, looking up his eye started to twitch as he looked straight to Piper.

"You were right, Piper," the blond* told her, "I sh-should never have tried to find out who my father was. I should have never-" Finn started hyperventailating at this point.

Aerrow calmly walked over to him, sitting next to the horrorfied sharpshooter, "I'm sure it's not that bad, Finn."

Finn's eyes widen at the Sky Knight's word, before he took his shoulders and shook Aerrow, "You don't understand Aerrow! You don't know who he is! And if you did, you would not trust me! And if he finds out, we're doomed!" Finally letting go of Aerrow, he tried to sink further into the floor.

Aerrow immiedately fell backwards, trying to make sense of the spinning room.

"Wait a minute!" Piper yelled, "Finn, what do you mean 'if he finds out'?"

"I'm not an orphan, wish I was now that I know he's my father. He's still alive and-" Finn starting rocking again, "I DON'T WANT HIM TO BE MY FATHER!"

"Finn, I'm sure your father-" Finn cut off Aerrow,

"NO! YOU WOULDN'T SAY THAT IF YOU KNEW WHO HE WAS!"

Piper sighed, "Well then tell us who it is,"

Finn shook his head, "I can't...you won't think of me as the same." Finn whispered something else that no one but Radarr could hear.

Unfortuantely for the other members (And fortunately for Finn), Radarr was unable to tell them. Radarr also knew that if he tried the way he knew would work, Finn would stop him.

"Uh, what did you say, Finn?" Junko asked him gently, Finn continued to shake his head.

"Finn," Aerrow stated gently, "We won't change what we think of you."

"Oh really?" Finn's voice held disbelief, "What if I told you my father's a Murk Raider?"

Aerrow looked questionely at the sharpshooter, "Ok, so you're father is a Murk Raider. But you, Finn, are not."

"My father's not a Murk Raider, he's worse." Finn mumbled,

Radarr whined and jumped into Finn's lap, trying to console him seeing how he was the only one who knew who Finn's father was.

"C'mon, Finn," Piper started, "Aerrow's right, we won't think any less of you. Even if your father is a Murk Raider, the moustache talon guy, Snipe (here everyone shuddered) or the Dark Ace."

Piper stared at Finn who had frozen up at the mention of the Dark Ace. Everyone else had noticed it too, Radarr whined in sympathy for Finn, climbing onto his shoulders and nudging his head gently.

"Finn?" Aerrow prompted him gently,

Finn finally lost it, "REALLY PIPER? THE DARK ACE IS MY FATHER! DO YOU STILL THINK THE SAME OF ME NOW? REALLY? CAN YOU HONESTLY SAY THAT NOTHING ABOUT YOUR VIEWS ON ME HAVE CHANGED? HONESTLY? The Dark Ace is my father, he's my father." Finn curled up in a ball, trying to stop the tears from flowing.

The others did not know what to do. How do you comfort someone who's father is the Dark Ace...

Meanwhile in Cyclonia

Cyclonis' eye twitched as she heard the Dark Ace play with the puppets of Snipe and herself. Where he got those things, she had no idea and she didn't think she wanted to know. She knew she should have gotten the Dark Ace something to do. He is completly not himself when he is bored out of his mind. She held in a sigh as she felt the puppets go in her hair, no doubt 'climbing' through it.

"Dark Ace," Thankfully she could keep the irratation out of her voice, "Don't you have somewhere else to be?"

She saw the puppet of herself appear in front of her,"No," it said.

The real Cyclonis sighed inwardly before smiling, she knew the perfect thing to get rid of her annoying commander.

"Dark Ace, go annoy Ravess or I will not allow you near any crystals at all for the rest of this year." Cyclonis smiled as the puppets hung their heads in sadness through the smile was quickly wiped off of her face as she heard the Dark Ace cackling before running off.

What in the Atmos had she just unleashed in Cyclonia?

Back on the Condor

Aerrow, Piper and Junko were doing their best to assure and reassure Finn that they didn't think of him any differently. Not that it was working. Stork hadn't said anything which just made Finn feel worse. Radarr was offering Finn his last banana and his ears fell down when the blond refused the food.

To make matters worse, the alarm started going off.

Stork checked what was setting the alarm off and gulped, "Uh guys, Ravess is heading this way and...the Dark Ace is flying alongside her (Another glimpsed) and annoying her with puppets?"

Aerrow nodded, feeling weird as there was no music with Ravess, "Junko, you stay here with Finn and try to get him to understand that he's still our friend. (Junko nodded) Piper, you and me, are going to fight them."

Piper nodded while Radarr leapt from Finn's lap to Aerrow's shoulder.

After he and Piper were at the hanger and flying out, they met a strange sight...

Ravess looked thankful that Aerrow was there and pointed to him, obviously trying to get the Dark Ace away from her. He just continued to play with the puppets.

As soon as they got in hearing range, they wished they didn't for the puppets were of Snipe and Cyclonis. The puppeteer made the puppets babble on about how Ravess was stupid and well, just making them insult her.

"Oh c'mon!" Ravess yelled, "He's completely unable to move! Don't you want to take revenge on him for tarnishing your unbeatable record?"

Dark Ace ignored her, "Ravess is so dumb!" *Cyclonis* said "That if she was locked in a supermarket, she would starve to death!" He made the Snipe puppet laugh so hard that he made *Snipe* snorted.

Ravess stared at him before looking to the two Storm Hawks, who were gaping in shock; (And Aerrow was gaping in slight amusement as well, not that he would tell anyone) at Dark Ace's puppet show.

"Please get him away from me! I'm begging you!" Ravess' pride was wounded at the begging but she could not handle the immature commander following her around all day.

Aerrow was the first to came out of his stupor, "Where did he get those puppets?"

Piper facepalmed at Aerrow's question. Ravess would have done the same action if it wasn't for the fact that the Dark Ace now decided to make the puppets climb all over her face and in her hair.

"Seriously, Aerrow? THAT'S your question?" Piper asked in disbelief,

Aerrow looked confused at her, "Well, it's a valid question."

"RAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEESSSSSSS!" The *puppets* started to sing,

Ravess sighed, her shoulders slumping for once not caring about her perfect posture. "For the love of Atmos, what have I done to deserve this?"

"A lot of things," Aerrow helpfully chimed,

Ravess just glared at him before realising that she wasn't getting annoyed anymore. Looking around, she saw no sign of the Dark Ace. How in the Atmos did he just disappear like that?

"Uh, this never happened, okay?" Ravess told the two, still rather shocked Storm Hawks before going off to look for the Dark Ace. Hopefully he was only back at Cyclonia. If not, then she was...screwed.

Aerrow and Piper could only stare at each other. As much as they hated to admit it, they could see the similarity between Finn and Dark Ace. Thankfully, it was only the annoying everyone part that was similar; but they were still left wondering.

What in the name of Atmos had just happened?

TBC

A/N *Blond is used to describe a male's hair colour, or both sexes so no I am NOT spelling it wrong :)

This is my lame attempt at making Dark Ace annoy everyone because you totally know he's the type that when bored, he will either go torture some poor soul with physical pain or annoy them to the point that it can be called 'torture'.

This was originally going to be a one-shot with Finn trying to deal with the fact that Dark Ace is his daddy but it scaled into this...I ain't complaining :D I see fun roads ahead.

So, will Finn ever get over the fact that his daddy is Dark Ace?

Will Ravess find Dark Ace?

Will the Storm Hawks encounter the Talon Commander again?

And will Finn encounter his daddy now he knows who it is?

And does the Dark Ace know he has a son? And where in the Atmos is he?

Will I ever stop annoying you with these (hint: the answer is B)

*In announcer voice* stay tune and you will find out next chapter in What in the name of Atmos is going on?