It was a stare down. Like one of those overly dramatic scenes when time just seem to stop and nothing but the protagonist and the antagonist existed in a timeless void, with thriller music in the background. Well, sort of, with the small exception of the fedora clad baby in the background with big round black eyes that sparkled with evil and mischief. More evil really.

But back to the main scene. I couldn't help but to think this was the most epic fail I have ever seen. A teenage (?) boy was participating in a face off with a mini Chihuahua. At that moment I questioned the world and my sanity (my sanity because I was actually watching this). That's the last time I over sleep for school.

I stared.

The brown haired boy was glaring at the small dog with a sweat dripping down his cheek faster than a fox racing to the finish line. At this point it was safe to say that the dog could 'smell his fear' from seeing the way its eyes laughed.

His chocolate brown eyes thinned as the naturally shaking dog ears flattened and its growling grew more profound. The boy flinched slightly when it started a series of high pitched barks.

They launched at each other. For a second I could have sworn they were in slow motion but after a few blinks, time seemed to be back on the side of reality. The boy swung his school bag at the dog, barely hitting it on the nose. For some strange reason, a second later a tan hide flew back a few feet even though it looked like it wasn't even touched (was the dog that light).

The dog began charging again with its small incisors showing.

The teen stood his ground as if waiting for the prefect chance for a final attack. Just as the Chihuahua leaped… he turned around and ran at the speed of light, leaving behind the bewildered dog in his dust and the baby with a look of disappointment. Seriously?

I guess I should've noticed that the boy was speeding in my direction instead of being so engrossed with the creepiness of an evil infant that looked like it would grab the huge eyed lizard on his hat and it would turn into a gun and he'd be shooting not even a second later out irritation. But something that weird couldn't possibly happen… right?

How could a boy squeal that loud?

Ah, the sky sure is blue today, not a cloud in sight. No wait… there's one… and it looks like a tonfa.