bro is in bold and Dad is not OH MY GOD THIS IS TURNING INTO THE WORST KIND OF CRACK

i wrote this while on the plane out to Ontario on my phone

i also ship bro/dad... AM I LOSING MY MIND? YOU BET!

filler again. the next one will be relevant ok i promise. jfc.

" Did I do the right thing? "

" I have no idea, what did you do, Dirk?"

" I stole all of jades clothes so she would be forced to wear daves"

"Well I would hope you left her unmentionables alone, a lady needs certain items a man can't loan"

" No I took those too"

" Why would you do that"

" Hey look I know what horny little heterosexual boys want, and it's free breasts"

" I highly doubt that you know what any heterosexual male wants regardless of age"

" That hurts man"

" You know I'm just bothering you"

" I know, is John home?"

" no he is out with Karkat and Vriska"

" I'll be over in 27 minutes"

" I'll be upstairs"

"Will there be cake?"

"Only your favorite"

"Make it 22 minutes then"