Title: Surprise, Surprise

Chapter: 1

Author: Idontgiveaflyingfuck

Rated: M

Story Summary: One night, Draco and Hermione get locked in a closet. Some things happen and the rest is history…Right? Dramione Post DH

Chapter Summary: The end of the term is near and the students will be going home for the Christmas break. When a clumsy bookworm trips into a harsh ferret, they get locked away, with no one to notice their absence.

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Chapter One: Clumsy

"Hermione! Come on, we're going to miss the train!" A red head popped into the room.

"Hold on Ginny. I'm just check that I have everything." Hermione glanced around the room. She gave a satisfactory nod that she had everything that she would need for Christmas with the Weasleys. "Okay, I'm ready." She said looking to the door.

The red head was no longer there. "Ginny?" Hermione sighed and shook her head. "She took off without me. Typical." Hermione glanced over ather cat who was lounging on the bed. "Well Crooks, I will see you later. Stay out of trouble now." She said lovingly.

Crookshanks stretched before padding over to Hermione and pushing his head into her palm. Hermione didn't know how she managed to find her cat after the war. She did and that was all that mattered. She scratched his head quick before rushing out the door in an effort to catch up with Ginny.

Hermione walked down the empty corridor, and as she did, she took notice to the falling snow. "Oh, it looks so prett-ough." A large body crashed into her and they both went tumbling into a closet.

Hermione coughed at the dust they kicked up and looked around. She and the person she had bumped into had fallen into a deep storage closet, with stairs that led up to the corridor.

"I'm sorry… Oh, it's you." He said. Draco looked up from the floor and into Hemrione's eyes.

"Malfoy. Why do I have the feeling this was planned?"

"Oh, my dear mudblood. You would know if this was planned or not." He sneered. He looked at their current position. He smirked. "Although, this may have been planned."

Hermione sent him a curious look and he simply nodded down. Hermione looked down to find her skirt hiked up her thigh, her arse sticking in the air as she was draped over Draco's lap. Her cheeks began to flush. Draco laughed.

Hermione shook her head and looked up the stairs that were right in front of her face. The door was creaking shut.

She jutted off of Draco so fast that more dust was kicked up and into his face. He began to cough violently as Hermione ran up the stairs. By the time she had gotten to the top, the door was shut and locked. She snickered and went to pull her wand out of her robs.

Only, it wasn't there.

Hermione groaned and went through her day in an etempt to locate her wand. She thought back to when she was packing, and her wand was in her overnight bag.

"Fuck." She growled.

"Problems Granger? Do you need a higher caliber wizard to perform a simple unlocking charm?" Draco asked from behind her.

How did he move so quietly up those damn stairs? She wondered. "No Malfoy. I seem to have forgotten my wand. So if you don't mind, could you unlock the door so we can get out of here? Does that tiny brain of yours even know what the simple ulocking charm is?"

Draco scoffed. "Of course I know what it is Granger. But with that attitude, I don't think I can remember it at the moment."

"Malfoy! We need to go! Or else we'll miss the train."

"Oh Granger, you have no idea of how much I want to miss that train."

Hermione huffed and hoped she would never have to say anything like this again. "If you don't unlock the door, you stuck with me and my bushy hair for more than necissary."

Draco sighed. "Well, alright. Since I really don't feel like catching your ugly." He pulled out his wand and pointed it at the door. "Alohomora." He said clearly. Hermione pushed on the door, nothing happened. "Alohomora." Draco said getting impatient.

"Try bombarda." Hermione suggested.

They backed up a few steps before Draco shouted it. Nothing happened once again. "Bombarda maxima!" he shouted. Still, nothing happened.

"What the hell?" Hermione asked. "It must be charmed. Keep people out of here." She looked at Draco who was ramming his shoulder into the door. Every time the wood splintered, even if a tiny bit, it repaired itself instantly. "Malfoy." He kept ramming into the door. "Malfoy." She said sternly.

He rammed once again and cried out in agony. He lost his footing on the stairs and went tumbling down the stairs. A groan could be heard from the bottom of the stairs.

"Draco!" she cried. She ran down the stairs as fast as she could without triping or breaking one.

She reached the bottom of the stairs to find Draco gripping his shoulder and bleeding from a cut on his cheek. "Draco. Are you okay?" She asked as she kneeled by his head.

"I just fell down a flight of stairs Granger, of course I'm not okay!" he hissed. He tried to prop himself up on his elbow and only managed to get up on his left. He tried leaning on his right one and hissed.

"Dra- Malfoy. You can't put pressure on that. You did something to it." She said helping him lay down.

"Yeah, I rammed it into that damn door and fucked it up." He said. He pulled out his wand, with great diffictulty using his left hand, and handed it to Hermione. "Just heal it."

Hermione stared at him. She could feel the wand resisting her. "Malfoy, it won't work. Your wand, it-

Draco growled. "And you don't have yours." He groaned.

Hermione sighed and looked at her knees. She had an idea. She began to rip off the bottom of her skirt, which she had charmed to be longer than normal. Draco looked at her with wide eyes.

"What are you doing Granger?" He asked as she propped him up against the wall. She grabbed onto his shoulder and he began to panick. "Granger, what the hell are you doing?"

"Don't worry. My cousin's a doctor."

"That doesn't help! Your cousin is the doctor! Not you!" he squealed.

"She tought me a few things, like how to fix a dislocated shoulder." She popped his shoulder into its socket without another word.

"MOTHER! God dammit Granger, how about a fucking warning next time?" he scolded.

"Sorry." She simply said. She took the piece of her ripped skirt and tied it loosely around Draco's neck. Then she placed his arm in the make-shift sling. "There. It's the best I can do. Just try not to move your arm."

Draco muttered something that sounded like a thank you, but Hermione took no notice to it. While there was still daylight, she looked around the small, but still spaciouse, broom closet. There were a few boxes that she would explore and sort tomorrow, if they weren't already. There were a few brooms in there, a book here and there, and not much else.

The sun began to set on their first day in the closet. Hermione looked out of the small window at the top of the wall, the last rays of sunlight filing through the glass.

She looked over at Draco, who had fallen asleep already wrapped in his winter coat. She smiled. "Sweet dreams, Malfoy."

She lay down on the other side of the room and fell asleep. She would need it, for tomorrow would be a long day.

IM BAACCKKK! Yes, I got this idea from two different stories, I think. I can never remember these days.

So if you have read chapter 15 of Hfhiac, you would know that I got a new computer. One with no spell check. So if you notice any spelling errors or anything, shoot me a message or just review it and i will fix it. Also, if someone could recomend me a spell check website that will do it for free and doesn't require any payments, that would be great.

And have I told you all I love you? Well, now I did. And I will do it again. I LOVE YOU ALL! Thanks for reading this guys! You have no idea how much it means to me!