Lilo says, "and you put your hand here and—" she twirls around, grass skirt flaring around her like green fire, "now you try."

He imitates her (child's play, really), and she says good and she proceeds to rifle through a pile of records before selecting one and placing it carefully into the record player. It plays something strange, akin to screeching and bouncing (time warp) and as he listens, he thinks it is the most inappropriate silly thing (but it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane) he's heard (good, yes, good) and fairly soon ([they will] do the Time Warp again), Lilo has stolen her sister's cosmetics and declares Loki fabulous.

Very simple, really, as they dance, Lilo completely silly with her grass skirt and Loki completely silly as well with luscious red lips and sculpted eyebrows—it's just a jump to the left and a step to the right.

She sings, "let's do the time warp agaiiiiinnnnn." He joins in as well because it's just so damn catchy.

The song blares from the phonograph, they screech along over the noise, and hell breaks loose as a bolt of lightning crashes through Lilo's house and a strong gale shatters the window. The phonograph stops with a screech and Lilo screams through the window, "but I already offered you a sandwich!" (silly human, not sandwich, he wants Pop-Tarts).

A/N: So terribly sorry, readers, school somewhat exploded, leaving my brain no creative abilities. Hopefully I can deliver more later.

As to this chapter—oh my, seems like it's gotten sillier and sillier.

To Esmeraude11, this probably isn't exactly what you thought of, but what can I say? I love the Time Warp. Anyone have any more scenes they'd like me to try? (I'm not guaranteeing I will actually write them all, though).