The white haired ninja stood reading his favourite book under a blossom tree. A perverted grin under his mask as he turned a page. He sighed and ducked; a black and blue flash just nudged at his soft hair softly, as the youth landed on the floor and stood up. The blond and pink haired teammates came to the emo looking ones side. "Hia Sensei. What we doing today?"

"I got my new book, so I am taking the day off to read it" He answered them simply. Sasuke thought about it.

"Kakashi…how do I revive my clan?"

"You need to have kids of your own; passing on your genes" His teacher told him with a smile behind his mask and grey eye looking over the book.

"Ok…how do I do that?" He asked curiously scratching his head in thought. "My parents never told me where babies come from. As far as I'm aware the stork brings them…right?"

The other two pupils were staring at him, shocked that he didn't know, while Kakashi laughed nervously. "You don't have a clue…well….this is how" He grinned and set his book down and turned his back to his students and put his arms around himself; so the only things they saw were his hands around his hips. He began to move them up and down and began to speak. "You kiss them like this" He said and made kissing noises, "And they kiss like that…if you are lucky with tongue too" He mumbled and moved his right hand to his hair and ran it through the silky mess. Sasuke watched with interest. "When you have her where you want her you fuck her" He grinned and began to thrust. Naruto turned away, Sakura looked at the floor and Sasuke just nodded.

"Thankyou Kakashi. That has been most helpful. Just one question. How do you fuck?"

"I can show you that" A perverted voice said from behind him. "Orochimaru the paedophile. At your service" He laughed before picking the Uchiha up and running. While the team just stood and watched.

AUTHOR NOTE- i was just talking to my cousin and i wrote this little one shot. I hope you like it ^^ was fun to write.