A/N: So, I'll probably be skinned alive for this one, but I really should get this started.
I'm aiming for about one hundred drabbles in total, ranging from about 400-1200 words per drabble, and I think that this would be a good drabble to start off with. I hope you all enjoy!
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Drabble One
Narnia
She knew something was up the moment he stepped into the room, his face split in a catlike grin.
She tilted her head to one side curiously at his sly smile, her book forgotten for the moment as she reclined ever so slightly against the dark fabric of her plush chair. "What's that look for, Kisuke?" she asked warily, her eyes narrowing with suspicion. At his even broader smile, she raised a brow, hair falling into her eyes casually.
"I've got a wonderful idea, and you don't know what it is~" he said in a rather sing song voice, flipping out the usual paper fan and waving it cheerily in front of his face.
Yoruichi felt the sudden urge to facepalm.
"I would think not." she smiled back in amusement, bookmarking her page and setting the thin novel aside. "So, what's your newest idea."
He knew he had her hooked by the sudden mischievous glint in her gold eyes, the sudden shifting as she straightened and crossed her arms in impatience.
"Ah ah ah." he teased, waving his fan in her direction. "There's no fun in telling you now. You'll have to wait and see~"
She jutted out her bottom lip and gave him the most pathetic look she could manage without bursting into laughter. Leaning forwards on the dark green chair, she allowed her skintight black shirt to reveal just a little of the ample chest she proudly boasted.
Urahara suddenly found himself in the prey position, and by the smug look threatening Yoruichi's lips, she knew it too.
"Narnia." he sighed finally, his cheerful mood dulled for the moment.
Yoruichi gave him a clueless look.
"A what now?"
"Narnia." Urahara repeated, once again cheerful now that he knew Yoruichi had no clue what he was talking about.
"That doesn't really answer my question." she deadpanned.
"Doesn't it?" he nearly cackled.
She merely gave him a blank stare.
"Narnia is a magical universe that is only accessible through a wardrobe, unless Aslan, a giant immortal Lion, summons you there~!" he sing songed brightly. "I think we should go find it~!"
Yoruichi sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose as a snort of laughter threatened her little remaining composure.
"And you want to go find it..why?" she finally asked once she'd overcome the giggles.
"To reunite you with your father of course!" he proclaimed.
Her jaw dropped.
"Uh, what?"