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Now, for the second-to-the-last-chapter…Oh wait, it's actually the LAST. Sorry for the mishap.

WARNING: THIS CHAPTER IS EXTREMELY T-RATED.

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Chapter 1

I surveyed the room, and found my white cotton panties in a heap of clothes near the foot of my bed. I started to reach for it, but something else caught my attention. Next to my panties were black shorts, with skull designs all over them. I picked it up hesitantly. There was a name scribbled on the inside, in a neat handwriting…

My face paled. Oh gods no…

Three words were written in clearly with a sharpie. Nico di Angelo.

Suddenly, all the memories of last night came flooding back to me…

What did Nico and I do? A couple of ideas ran through my mind, and none of them were good. Make out? Probably, but why was I naked? Sex? I shivered at the thought. It's not like I had ever thought about that, but seriously? The last thing I remembered was sleeping on Nico's back, while we were singing "Rolling in the Deep". I certainly did not remember ever taking my clothes off or me going into my room last night.

Nico suddenly burst into the room. "Hey, Sadie. Good morning-holy hell!" His entire face went red, and he started backing out of my room at breakneck speed. As usual, he tripped over the doorframe.

"Sorry!" he shouted, tripping all over himself as he struggled to get back up.

Me? I threw on some jeans and a shirt, forgetting the panties and bra. I was not going to need them right now if I was going to kill him. Plus, putting them on would mean more time for him to escape. Before he could run down, I grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and yanked him inside my room. I slammed the doors shut, then turned around to glare at him.

Nico gulped.

"Oh, you should be scared death boy. You should be." I growled. Nico crawled to my bed.

"I knew this was coming." Nico muttered. "Oh gods, why did I do it last night?"

His words struck me like a baseball. IT. BLOODY. HURT.

"You did what?" I asked him. Nico fidgeted with his thumbs, and looked everywhere but me. "Nico, did you-did you remove my clothes?" I gulped.

Nico pursed his lips, and hung his head low. He muttered something I didn't understand.

"What was that?"

"Maybe…"

I was too stunned to brain him. He..we…had sex?

"Nico, did we um-do something last night?" I could feel panic within my voice. My breathing started to escalate.

"No! You didn't, but I kinda did."

"WHAT!" I exclaimed.

"Well, you see, I carried you to your room when you fell asleep, and kinda did it fast and quiet while you were sleeping, so you didn't feel a thing. Actually, I think you even moaned once or twice. Plus, I didn't actually think what I was doing when I was doing it. My mind was on other things, and it was over before I even knew it."

Blood was rushing to my head. I felt like I was going to pass out any minute now. But before I could speak, he continued.

"But I closed the lights, so I didn't actually see what I was doing, so" – he paused for a breath – "it's alright, I guess."

I didn't know how to feel. Giddy? Excited? Relieved? Angry? Sad? It was more like a combination of the five. But one look at his face, and anger won.

I slapped him across the face, and he stumbled onto my covers. I leaped at him, and slapped him multiple times. By the time I was done, both his cheeks were red, like he was permanently blushing.

"You sorry excuse of a boyfriend! And I thought Anubis was bad! You had the nerve to do that to me, without my permission? How am I supposed to tell Carter?" I took a deep breath. "What if I'm pregnant?"

Nico looked like was punched in the face. "What! How was I supposed to know that removing somebody's clothes would make them pregnant?" He started hyperventilating. "Oh gods…this cannot be happening…"

I stared at him in disbelief. "What do you mean you removed my clothes? Gods, do you know how you sound like a pedophile right now? And wait, are you implying that you don't know how a girl gets pregnant?"

Nico blushed. "I'm sorry! It's just, as I put you on the bed, I remembered what Bianca used to do when we were little, and before I knew it…it was well, it was already done. And BTW, I know how girls get pregnant." He explained. "They wish to Hera for a baby, Hera grants their wish, and a Stork carries the baby down on a golden cradle to the parents! Then, Apollo does some sort of surgery, and puts the baby inside the mother. Although, I still wonder why they put the baby inside…"

"Huh?"

"My dad told it to me. Duh." Nico said. I mentally slapped myself in the face. Nico didn't know a thing about er…adult matters. I should've known.

I groaned in relief. "And here I thought you had sex with me while I was sleeping." I mumbled.

Nico's eyes grew big. He looked like he was going to choke. "Sex? We didn't have sex!" he yelled out loudly. "Anyway, what's sex?"

"Shush!" I covered his mouth, eyeing my door for any signs of another person *cough*Carter*cough*. "Do you have any idea how you'll ruin my life if anybody heard that? And…wait; you don't know what sex is?"

"No." he said sincerely. "What is it? Can you teach me? I mean, it sound like fun. Can we do it?" he sounded like an excited three-year old.

I felt like dying. How did Nico's dad not give him THE TALK? Plus, I was pretty sure that my face would be the color of Set by now. "Nico, you do know that any other thirteen-year old girl would probably castrate you right now for saying that, right?"

Nico shrugged. "It was just a suggestion. It sounded fun. SEX! SEX! SEX!"

I facepalmed. "Just…let's not speak about this ever again. Deal?" I held out my hand.

Instead of shaking, Nico pulled me closer, and pressed his lips onto mine.

When he finally pulled away, he said "Deal. So, can we have sex now?"

This time, instead of slapping myself mentally, I slapped him across the face. The sound echoed throughout the room.

"What was that for?"

"Don't ever ask me that question again until we're married and thirty, got it?" I snapped. Of course, I knew that he was absolutely clueless, but his question really infuriated me.

"Wait." I realized something. "If we didn't…you know…do it, then why did I find your boxers on the floor?"

Nico rubbed the back of his neck. "Oh, you see, I kinda left it here last time. You remember Felix's penguins?"

"Yes I do." I smiled at the memory. Nico was not a happy camper that day.

We went together downstairs, holding hands. A gasp came from me as I stared at the Great Room.

Beer bottles were scattered all over the place. The sofas were ripped out, and the statue of Thoth had graffiti drawing all over his face. There was a slogan written on his rear: "Kiss my ass!"

Food was scattered all around the floor: milkshakes, the roasted pig that we had for dinner last night, fresh vegetables, some sickening smoothie-like concoction…well you get the idea. Ice cream sandwiches were stuck to the ceiling, and pies were decorating the walls. It's as if someone had decided to have a foodfight here last night.

Travis and Connor were sleeping in the middle of the mess like little babies. They were hugging each other, curled up like fetuses. I quickly grabbed a camera off the floor, and snapped a couple of pictures. After handing the camera to Nico, I kicked Travis hard in the head.

The force caused him to knock his head onto Connor, and both of them woke with a start.

"What are you doing?"

"No, what are you doing!"

"You were hugging me!"

"Was not!"

"Was to!"

"Prove it!"

"You really want to go there?"

"Boys, stop it. You were both hugging each other!" I showed them the pictures.

"Give it!" Travis made a grab for the camera, but I threw it in my duat locker faster.

"I feel sick…" Connor said, and hobbled all over to me. He put his hand on my shoulders, and…you guessed it, upchucked all over my combat boots!

"Ewww! Connor, get off me!" I pushed him away, his vomit making a trail in front of him. I ran upstairs to wash my combat boots, leaving Nico behind to clean the mess. Oh, those pictures are SO going on Facebook today.

During breakfast, which was mainly me, Amos, Nico, Connor, and Travis, something very funny, and extremely traumatizing, happened. Apparently, Amos still hadn't forgotten about that prank last night, and had decided to prank Travis and Connor back. As he handed Travis the cereal box, I noticed that his hands were glowing red.

Travis poured the cereal on his bowl, except it wasn't cereal anymore – they were cockroaches!

"Aahh!" Travis threw the box to me. Sadly, due to my extremely good reflexes, I caught it with both hands.

The cockroaches started crawling up me arms. "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" I screamed like a girl, and tossed the box over to Nico.

As I was patting my arms, trying to get the cockroaches off, I heard an even more girlish scream come from Nico."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" It was a blood-chilling scream, like something coming out straight from the horror movies. He danced around like a madman, shaking cockroaches off his body. I would've laughed, if only there weren't cockroaches crawling up my legs. Weirdly, the cockroaches seemed to make a wide berth around Amos. Nico threw the box high into the air, and it hit Connor smack-dab in the face.

Needless to say, Connor will have nightmares about cockroaches up his nose for a few months.

Anubis and Thalia emerged at the kitchen, wands and swords at the ready. "What's going on here?"

They watch the scene unfold in front of them. I was running away, and jumped straight past the both of them, leaving the three to deal with their mess. Behind me, I caught a glimpse of Amos calmly sipping his morning coffee.

Carter and Zia burst down from the stairs, Atalanta glaring behind them.

"We heard screaming! What happened?" I stomped towards Zia. "Burn them. Now!"

Zia understood. She summoned her wand, spoke a simple spell, and the cockroaches chasing me burst into flame.

I stopped, catching my breath. "Thanks." I muttered.

We all ate breakfast in silence. Connor and Travis were too scared to make any jokes in front of Amos, at least, for now. Anubis and Thalia were holding hands on the table, and Anubis was whispering something in Thalia's ear, which made the girl giggle. Atalanta glared at a happy Carter and Zia from across the table. Drea and Iris were still ignoring each other. Suddenly, I remembered the bet.

Before I could bring it up, Amos had decided to break the silence. "So Nico, what did you and Sadie do this morning? I heard some very argumentative conversations. But I wasn't sure exactly what…can you tell me?"

"Oh, you know, the usual." Nico said nonchalantly. I took a sigh of relief, and was about to bit my toast when he added, "Sadie was teaching me about sex."

Amos, Carter, and Anubis spit their coffee on the table at the same time. Thalia pulled her hand back, drenched by Anubis' coffee. Zia's shirt was splattered with black coffee. Amos' newspaper now had a large brown stain in the middle. Drea's eyes grew big, and she choked on her toast. Iris patted her back, trying to remove the food.

"W-what?" Amos sputtered. "Sadie, how could you?" he looked at me in disbelief, dropping his mug.

I put my hands up in defense. "It's not what you think, I swear!"

Anubis just stared at me, shocked. The girls all gazed at me in different states of disbelief. Carter, on the other hand, ahd a different reaction. He threw his mug at Nico, then pounced on him. The mug hit Nico squarely in the head, and Carter's force knocked him out of his chair.

"How dare you!" he snapped, punching Nico in the face. "She's just thirteen, for crying out loud!"

I pulled Carter off him. "Don't defend him, Sadie! And you promised you wouldn't!" he pointed accusingly at me.

"We didn't!" I protested. "Nico's completely clueless!" Just to prove my point, I hauled Nico up. "Nico, tell them how girls get pregnant."

Nico repeated what he said in my room. As soon as he finished explaining, half of them were already on their butts laughing (Travis, Connor, Iris, and Thalia) while some just gave him a sympathetic look (Zia, Drea, Amos, Carter, and Atalanta).

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Nico asked.

Amos chuckled. "Come here Nico. Maybe it's time I give you "the talk."" He led Nico out of the kitchen.

"Wait, so you're saying that you're dating a guy who doesn't even know about…you know?" Carter asking, laughing.

"That's my cousin for you. Clueless as a brick." Thalia laughed.

"OH. MY. GODS. I can't wait to tell Percy." Connor was clutching his sides. "Wait, where are they anyway?"

"I think they're still upstairs. I heard a lot of moaning last night." Carter chuckled.

"Eww, Carter! I don't need that mental image!" I said. Carter shrugged.

"So girls, what about the bet?" Atalanta asked all of a sudden, making sure to emphasize the word bet.

"What bet?" Anubis asked Thalia. Thalia bit her lip, looking at me for answers.

"Oh, I think Thalia, Zia, and Iris won." I whispered.

"What bet!" Anubis demanded. Atalanta smirked evilly at Zia.

"Oh you see, we had a bet to see who could win your guys' hearts. Me against Zia, Bast against Thalia, and Drea had to get Iris to say "I love you" to her."

Immediately, Anubis moved away from Thalia. "So that's what last night was? A bet?" he spat in front of Thalia. "I can't believe I fell for you. You Greeks are so…argh!" he teleported away, leaving behind the scent of fresh linen

Thalia glared at Atalanta with murderous intent, and she wasn't the only one. Zia clenched her fists.

"So," Carter said, glowering at Zia. "Was last night just a bet too?"

"It wasn't!" Zia said.

FLASHBACK (LAST NIGHT)…

"I choose…"

Atalanta smirked. She knew she was going to win this. But to her dismay, Carter walked over to Zia.

"…Zia. And don't worry I'll forgive you." He pressed his lips to hers.

Atalanta couldn't stand the sight. She stormed off out of the room, using her powers to make Carter's room freezing cold.

"Why me?" Zia asked, as soon as Atalanta slammed the door shut.

"I saw the sincerity in your eyes." Carter said. "That and I love you too much to even go for another girl."

Zia snuggled closer into Carter's arms. "That's what I loved about you. You're so sweet, even if Sadie doesn't think so."

Atalanta leaned in front of Carter's door. She lost the bet, she knew it. And she lost one of the few guys that she ever liked. All because of Miss Zia I'm-so-perfect Rashid.

She cried herself to sleep in front of his door. But she still had one last plan. Forget the bet. She was going to make Carter hers, and her last plan would sure do that. Her dreams were calm, and she slept peacefully that night, that is, until Carter pushed open the door, and sent her slamming into a wall.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Carter shook his head disapprovingly at Zia. "I can't believe I fell for that. I'm so stupid." He sighed, and walked out of the room.

Great, now that's two girls that just lost their boyfriends. I'm glad that I didn't join that one, or else Nico could be in someone else's arms right now.

"So, when will the punishment start?" Thalia grumbled. "Because I have the perfect plan to get Anubis back."

"Tomorrow. But you have to find the losers first." I said. "make them swear on the Styx."

And that's it! This story is officially done. And thank you for reading! 100 reviews…it just makes me so happy…

Anyway, here's a preview of what the sequel, "Slaves For a Week":

"Why do I have to do this again?" Bast asked grumpily.

I thought for a moment. "Because you're my slave. Now, put that clown suit on."

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"I can't believe this!" I threw my sword straight into the wall. "You cheated on me!"

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I sighed. "Why will I ever take you back?" I tried to ignore her pleas, and her pleading face, but I just couldn't I was too in love with her to ignore her anymore.

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I gulped. "This plan is suicide. You know that?"

Nico smirked. "I know, that's why it just might work."

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Well, that's that! TELL ME IF YOU WANT THE SEQUEL OR NOT!