Kawaii desu, ne?

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Declaimer: I do not own -Man, if I did Laven and Poker Pair would NEVER be a pairing, sorry TA lover's and LA Lovers :D

Warning: Neko!Lavi, Yaoi, -ahem- Graphic Yaoi, Shonen-ai, OCC-ness

Enjoy this shit that came out of my brain~!

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Allen had left after the whole dilemma and after promising not to tell.

Now Lavi was snuggled close to his Master in his king sized bed and the other was stroking up and down Lavi's back, trying to avoid Lavi's tail. Well trying.

Anytime Tyki would touch it just the slightest, Lavi's hips would jerk and he would moan loudly. Truth be told. Tyki thought the sight and sounds were just delicious, but he felt like a cat molester when he did it.

He felt the cat's breathing slow and sighed in relief.

Hopping off the bed he headed downstairs, but he made sure to cover the other with the comforter so it wouldn't get cold.

Walking into the kitchen, he opened the fridge and fished out a bottle of cold beer. He then proceeded to the living room where he turned on the TV and watched all the shit that was on late at night. Something in his gut told him he should just go upstairs and snuggle into the sexy, adorable- wait he shouldn't be thinking like that, the thing up stairs was a cat for Christ's Sake.

Taking another sip of his refreshment, he set it down on the coffee table and lent back. God, how in the world had it come to this?

Taking care of a cat, then suddenly poof –sexy half cat half human comes out of nowhere. Tyki rubbed his temples and growled in frustration, he hated Life so much sometimes.

"God I wish none of this ever happened." He murmured, just thinking of the uproar it would cause if the rest of his family found out, especially Rhode. He shivered at the thought.

"Wish what would never happen?" Someone whispered next to him. Jumping Tyki turned and cursed, Lavi.

"Oh, hey Lavi, I was just wishing Allen wouldn't have found out." Tyki lied smoothly. In truth, it wasn't a lie, that freak of a cousin would probably sprout off the news to every single, solitary, person he knew, even though he promised.

Lavi nodded, understanding.

"But he promised didn't he. He seems like a person who wouldn't break a promise, even though he is.. a bit..odd."

Tyki smiled and laughed quietly.

"You should see him when he's around Kanda. If you thought he was odd today, then wow. You'd be freakin' the fuck out if you saw him with that samurai." Tyki laughed, completely forgetting to talk civil.

Lavi cocked an eyebrow at the remark and smirked.

"Really now, Master? I'd like to see this." Lavi said leaning so he was pressed flush against Tyki. Tyki could feel his heart skip a beat at the closeness. He'd completely forgotten he hadn't had sex in like a week. And the body against him was like a fucking gateway to Heaven.

Smiling he tried to keep up civility, even though his body was crying out for something.

"Yeah, it's a pretty funny. I'll introduce you to Kanda one of these days." Tyki murmured breathing slowly. Lavi nodded against Tyki's neck and Tyki could feel the hot air soaking into his flesh, God he was so turned on right now.

"So Tyki, How about we go out to eat? My old master never brought me anywhere often, and I think it would be a good way to get to know you." Lavi asked breaking away from the older and smiling shyly. Tyki could only nod and the other cheered happily.

"Yay! I'm going to go to sleep now though so I don't wake up late. You should too." Lavi said and jogged back up the stairs into the bedroom leaving a very excited and bewildered Tyki behind.

Biting his lip he cursed, it was going to be a long day tomorrow.

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Tyki had picked some random, expensive, seafood, restaurant for their eat-out and immediately regretted it.

The second the waiter came around the red-head across from him clad in a black and white Fendora, a gray dress-shirt, and black slacks, started ordering every plate of fish food.

Slumping forward, Tyki rested his head against the cold surface of the table and groaned, he understood why Lavi's old master didn't take him out to eat often. The boy literally sucked the money out of your wallet.

Finally after about 20 minutes, Lavi finished ordering and the young waiter turned to Tyki wearing a large smile, most likely knowing she was going to get paid a lot tonight.

Tyki merely settled with a fish sandwich and some chips. The women finally left and Tyki immediately glared at Lavi, the cat-boy shrunk back in fear.

"Was the matter, Master?" He asked his voice almost a whisper.

"You robbed me Lavi. I am not going to have a cent left in my name because of you." Tyki fumed loud enough for Lavi to hear. Lavi looked down at the table in embarrassment, and regret. He was such and idiot.

Tyki immediately noticed the change of attitude and sighed.

"I'm sorry Lavi. It's okay; I'll just work a little over time tomorrow." Tyki apologized. Lavi looked up confused.

"What do you mean?" He asked cocking his head to the side. Tyki mentally slapped himself; he had forgotten to tell Lavi about his job.

"Oh nothing, just my job and stuff." Tyki explained.

Lavi looked at him for a second then nodded and okay.

Almost on cue the waiter, with a few others, came over to deliver the food. Lavi was practically drooling. He gulped down about half of the food before Tyki could finish about half of his salad, and Tyki had to turn away so he wouldn't be sick, sometimes he wished the boy wasn't half cat.

After Lavi finished Tyki managed to finish his food rather quickly. The two proceeded to sit in the booth for a while just enjoying each other's company until they thought it was about time to leave.

Tyki put the tip on the table along with the pay for the food, and he would like to add that it was In fact a large amount, and the two finally exited the restaurant.

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The second the two of them walked into Tyki's small home the younger of the two rushed into the bathroom, shouting something about not feeling good. Tyki waited patiently for the boys return but it seemed the other was really preoccupied.

Peeking into the bathroom, Tyki saw Lavi hunched over the toilet barfing up all of the food he had eaten. Walking over he patted the cat-boy's back and watched him finish. Heaving the boy up he pulled him upstairs and set him down on the bed.

"Tyki, I feel horrible. Everything feels hot, but cold at the same time and my stomach really, really, hurts." Lavi murmured. Tyki nodded.

"You got a fever and judging from the fact you threw up almost everything in your stomach, you probably have food poisoning." Tyki murmured, rubbing Lavi's stomach making the other purr softly.

"Well then I'll just sleep it off..or something…" Lavi said softly before he passed out.

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Hehee! I leave you with that.

But I sincerely apologize for my lateness. I have become rather addicted to a pairing, but I still love this one.

But anyways I got a question on Yullen or Arekan or whatever Allen and Kanda pairing and decided to put some in. I don't know if it'll be Yullen or Arekan, I guess it depends on what the people want.

Just review or whatever and I'll put it in.. But I will NOT put Poker Pair or Laven or LaviYuu so DON'T ask for t'at stuff.. I'll kill you or something.. JK.. maybe..Kuhkuhkuh~

Well whatever, bye~