I found this list on the web and I thought it would be fun to make some one-shots of the items on the list. I got rid of some and edited the list a little. Some of the one-shots have OC's.

I do NOT own Harry Potter!

Rule #1

I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

"Hello Harry!" George Weasley smiled as he brushed past Potter.

"Where are you going?" said Fred with the same grin spread across his face.

"Dumbledore's office." Harry said as he kept walking, not realizing the way the twins were looking at each other.

The twins winked at one another and began to skip forward. After linking arms with Harry, who caught on quickly, they all started to sing.

"We're off to see the Wizard

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
We hear he is a Whiz of a Wiz
If ever a Wiz there was
If ever, oh ever, a Wiz there was
The Wizard of Oz is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does
We're off to see the wizard
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!" They repeated that the whole way to the headmaster's office. Well, almost all of the way.

Professor Snape rounded the corner and blinked very quickly. "Detention!" He yelled, grabbing them all by the backs of their robes. The three boys dragged their feet along the stone floor to one wizards office, but it wasn't the one they had planed, nor were they smiling, skipping, or singing.

Let this be a lesson to you all! If you ever find yourself roaming the halls of Hogwarts, looking for Dumbledore, don't bring the Weasley twins! Read & Review! Thanks for reading!