Me-Hello and welcome back to If I Were A Boy!

Kyoya-Yo.

Me-Wassup!?

Gingka-Hey!

Hikaru-What's happening now?

Me-Somebody else just might know Madoka's secret.

Madoka-*gasps*

Yu-Like who?

Me-Chicken butt. :/

Yu-Hey...! Stop keeping secrets! Secrets don't make friends!

Me-Chill your fricking boots, dude. Don't get yer panties in a knot.

Benkei-Um...

Kenta-Full Moon And New Moon does not own Beyblade Metal Fight!

Me-And read on!

Madoka's POV

My face was a bright red as the three of us walked into the Bey Pit.

"You want the two of us to go on a date?" I asked, hoping I got this right.

Hikaru nodded.

"Yup." she stated.

"But...! I've never been on a date before! I don't know what to do..." I trailed off.

Yu huffed out a sigh as we headed down to where me and Yu bunk out.

"Madoka, you're going nuts over that?" he questioned.

"What?! Are you saying that you've gone a date before?" I asked.

Yu nodded.

"Yes. And I regretted every minute of it." he pointed out.

Hikaru scoffed.

"Well, you deserved it." she stated.

"You beat me up because I didn't buy you any chocolate truffles!" Yu complained.

"I love chocolate truffles! I even said pretty please and you STILL said no!" Hikaru shot back.

"I used all of my damn money just to get you dinner! You wanted a fricking filet mignon along with crab legs!" Yu growled.

Before Hikaru could shoot another comment in Yu's direction, I butted in.

"Wait, the two of you went on a date?" I questioned.

Yu sighed.

"I lost a bet with Benkei. This was when you had gone to Coma with Gingka." Yu explained.

"That's probably why I don't know that..." I trailed off.

"Anyway! We're getting off-topic!" Hikaru turned to look at me. "There's nothing wrong with a date." she told me.

"But...but that means I'll turn into a lesbian!" I whined.

Yu and Hikaru eyed me weirdly.

"Eh...?" Yu questioned.

"Girl, why would you think that you are a lesbian?" Hikaru asked.

"Because I'm going on a date with you!" I exclaimed.

"People don't know that you're Madoka except for me and Yu! They'll all think that you're a guy." Hikaru told me.

"Are you sure?" I asked.

Hikaru nodded.

"Positive. Besides, this doesn't wear off for at least a couple of months, right?" she asked.

I nodded.

"Yeah. At least three months." I said.

"Well, you might as well get going. I'll handle the shop while you're gone." Yu said.

I smiled as I pulled Yu into a hug.

"Oh, thanks so much!" I thanked him.

I glanced over at Hikaru.

"Shall we go?" I asked.

Hikaru nodded.

"Sure." she said as we walked up the spiral staircase and we headed out of the Bey Pit.

I eyed the place weirdly.

"Um...a burger joint?" I asked.

Hikaru nodded.

"Yeah. Guys are a sucker for things like this." Hikaru pointed out.

"But...! What am I supposed to do!? I'm not good on dates!" I complained.

"All you gotta do is act like a guy." she told me as we walked into the burger joint.

I sighed.

"Fine, fine." I said as we stood behind an oddly familiar guy.

A small smirk appeared on her face and I was starting to get a little scared once I saw that smirk. Whenever a growing smirk appeared on her face, I knew that trouble was ahead.

"Um...Hikaru? What's up with the smirk?" I asked.

"It's Gingka." she whispered, pointing at the guy in front of us.

I gulped.

"Shit! I totally forgot that this was the place that he would always come to after school!" I hissed in between clenched teeth.

Gingka walked up to the cash register and he began telling the cashier what he wanted.

"Hikaru, I don't know what to order." I admitted.

"Well, order what you think Gingka would like. I'll go over by Gingka." Hikaru said as she walked over to Gingka.

I sighed before heading over to the cashier and I began to order what Hikaru would want and what an average teen guy would want.

Hikaru's POV

I smirked, knowing that this was perfect. But, this was supposed to be a lesson on how to be with a girl on a date, not a lesson on how to pair up the perfect yaoi couple!

I tapped lightly on Gingka's shoulder, which caused him to jump.

He turned around and he groaned once he saw me.

"Hikaru...! Why do you always do this to me?!" he complained.

I laughed.

"It's fun." I looked over my shoulder and saw Madoka coming over to us with a tray that had a triple beef cheeseburger and some salad for me. "Morty, you finally got the food?" I asked.

"Morty's here, too...?" Gingka questioned as he turned to look over at Madoka.

Madoka nodded as she approached them.

"Got the food." she glanced over at Gingka. "Wow. Fancy seeing you here, Gingka." she said.

"Hey, bro! Come, let's go sit at that table over there." he said as he began to walk with Madoka and I towards the table he was taking us to.

"Have you ever come here before?" Gingka asked.

She shook her head.

"No. In fact, I'm not a big fan of fast food." she admitted.

And it was true! She doesn't like fast food whatsoever. She would rather pop some microwaveable lasagna into the microwave and eat it with Yu. How do I know that? I just do, okay?

"What?! How come!? You're a guy, after all!" Gingka exclaimed.

She simply shrugged.

"I just don't. We don't have a lot of fast food places where I come from and I just never came to like them. I'm more of a salad person. But! I'll try a burger just to see how it tastes." Madoka said.

"Great!" Gingka said.

I sighed as I took my salad off of the tray and I began to eat.

"Bite into it. We don't have all day." I noted.

Madoka rolled her eyes as she took the cheeseburger out of the wrapper and she bit into it. She slowly chewed it and she swallowed it after a couple of minutes.

"This stuff is weird..." she trailed off.

Gingka laughed at that.

"You're a funny one, Morty!" he pointed out.

I noticed Madoka trying to fight back a blush as she quickly ate the burger, trying to get her mind off of Gingka.

"Well...at least she's being able to talk with him without messing up..." I trailed off in my thoughts as we continued to eat.

Madoka's POV

"I'm tired!" I complained as Yu packed lunch for school today.

"Well, too bad. You have to go to school even if that is so." Yu pointed out.

I rolled my eyes.

"Why do you always act like that?" I asked.

"Because I can." he stated simply, which made me sweat drop.

"Seriously...?" I questioned as I swung my backpack over my shoulder and we walked up the spiral staircase and out of the Bey Pit.

"So, how was that date with Hikaru?" he asked.

I simply shrugged.

"Meh...it was okay, I guess..." I trailed off, which made him sweat drop and fall to the ground anime style.

"Okay?!" he grabbed ahold of my arm, which made me tense up a little bit. "Tell me why in the world you think that it was okay?" he asked.

"Um...you see...Gingka was there, too." I told him.

"That was it?" he questioned.

"Yeah." I said.

"But that's not a big deal! It's not like as if- - -" I cut him off before he could continue talking.

"It is a big deal! You know that I like him and all you can say about that is that it's not a big deal?! Yu, you're an idiot!" I shouted angrily as I forcefully pulled my hand out of his grasp and I stomped off.

"M-Madoka! Come back!" he exclaimed as he raced after him.

I continued to walk to school, still mad at Yu.

"Why does he act like as if he knows me?! He doesn't realize how nerve-racking it is for me! That's probably why he doesn't have a girlfriend..." I told myself as I turned the corner.

"Morty."

I froze, knowing that voice immediately.

"K-Kyoya?" I managed to say, using my guy voice as I turned around and saw Kyoya walking over to me.

He had on a black v-neck Ed Hardy shirt with baggy jeans that had silver chains attached and brown Vans that had black shoelaces.

"What? Are you that surprised to see me?" he questioned.

"Well...I thought that you lived on the other side of town..." I trailed off.

"I moved up here not too long ago. Apparently, they kicked me out due to me not paying my rent on time quite a lot." he explained.

"I see..." I trailed off.

It was silent for a couple of minutes before he grabbed ahold of my wrist and he looked at me with a serious look on his face.

"Morty, we need to talk." he stated as he pulled me into a nearby alley.

My eyes widened as he pinned me up against the wall.

"Ky-Kyoya! Wh-What are you doing?!" I exclaimed, trying to keep my calm as he bored a hole into my eyes.

"I know who you truly are, Morty." he whispered in my ear before pulling away and walking off.

I slumped down to the ground while clutching onto my heart, knowing that it was literally beating out of my ribcage. That was totally scary. For a second, I thought Kyoya knew that it was me in disguise. Maybe he did, maybe he did not. However, I need to keep my guard up.

I got up from the ground, calmed myself down, and headed to school.

Me-And that's it!

Madoka-It is?

Me-*nods* Yes.

Benkei-So! What's happening next?

Me-You'll find out soon...

Kyoya-But, you're gonna have to do one simple thing.

Gingka-R&R, please! If you do, you get a virtual pie! :)

Me-And here's the preview for next time!

Preview:

"Don't you think Morty's acting a little strange?"

"Hikaru, tell me what's going on. I'm your boyfriend, so I deserve to know."

"Please don't tell her that you know this!"

"Gi-Gingka?!"