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"America," Arthur came into Alfred's room and opened the door slightly but he still couldn't see in the room. "Are you calm yet?"

"America," he heard him singing. "America…"

"Wha?" Arthur asked himself again as he pushed his ear close to the door.

"AMERICA," Alfred burst out of his room with a sheet over his shoulders to represent a cape, he had pushed Arthur to the ground in the process. "FUCK YEAH, COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY YEAH!"

"I can't believe it," Arthur rubbed his head and stood up. "The boy's gone bloody bonkers?"

"AMERICA FUCK YEAH FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH," Alfred sang really loudly as he pointed one finger to the sky and pretended to fly around the house. "TERRORISTS YOUR GAME IS THROUGH CUZ NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO…AMERICA FUCK YEAH!"

All Arthur could bring himself to do was just stare with a blank, concerned look on his face.

"SO LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS," Alfred sang really loudly. "AMERICA FUCK YEAH, WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN WE COME FOR YOU YEAH, IT'S THE DREAM THAT WE ALL SHARE IT'S THE HOPE FOR TOMORROW…"

"America," Arthur raised a finger. "You…are not right."

"FUCK YEAH," Alfred danced in front of Arthur and named all the things he could think of in America really fast. "MCDONALDS FUCK YEAH, WAL-MART FUCK YEAH, THE GAP FUCK YEAH, BASEBALL FUCK YEAH, NFL FUCK YEAH, ROCK N ROLL FUCK YEAH, THE INTERNET FUCK YEAH, SLAVERY FUCK YEAH!"

"America," Arthur said. "Is there any chance you can calm down soon for my sake, your sake and the neighbor's sake?"

"STARBUCKS FUCK YEAH," Alfred pretty much was scream singing now. "DISNEY WORLD FUCK YEAH, PORNO FUCK YEAH, VALIUM FUCK YEAH, REEBOKS FUCK YEAH, FAKE TITS FUCK YEAH, SUSHI FUCK YEAH, TACO BELL FUCK YEAH, RODEOS FUCK YEAH, BED BATH AND BEYOND FUCK YEAH!"

"I'll take that as a no…" Arthur sighed.

Alfred ran into his living room this time and fell down flat on his back on his couch but still managed to yell at the top of his lungs. He held up one finger as he sang.

"LIBERTY FUCK YEAH," Alfred sang. "WHITE SLIPS FUCK YEAH, THE ALAMO FUCK YEAH, BAND-AIDS FUCK YEAH, LAS VEGAS FUCK YEAH, CHRISTMAS FUCK YEAH, IMMIGRANTS FUCK YEAH, POPEYE FUCK YEAH, DEMOCRATS FUCK YEAH, REPUBLICANS FUCK YEAH!"

Alfred then stopped singing and breathed heavily on the couch from all the that excessive yelling, all Arthur did…was sit down next to him.

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Many hours later…

"Bleh," Alfred clutched his stomach. "I feel sick Britain dude…"

"Well I told you not to eat all that ice cream at the parlor," Arthur rolled his eyes. "You know what sugar does to you..."

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Videos these were based around: America's Happy Song APH by SayaTakagi and America Fuck Yeah. /happy birthday America! By Vivian