ZDood Presents:

Hyperdimensional Adventures

AN: I IZ ALIVE! And back with a new story, doods- a (sort-of) sequel to my fic, 'Warm Food!' And it shall be glorious! Or something!

Warnings: YURI (well duh), also this fic may be a crack fic even by Neptunia standards. YOU HOFF BEAN WAHNED.

Enjoy, doods!

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Level 1- Pressing Start- begin

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Gamindustri… the land of – oh screw it, you probably already know if you're actually reading this fic, so let's skip the unnecessary intro.

Anyways, we find ourselves in a park in Planeptune, where a certain Neptune (with Iffy and Compa nearby) is jumping in joy. Or perhaps she was hopped up on sugar… wait, isn't she always hopped up on sugar?

"Iffy! Iffy! Zdood is writing another fanfic about us! And it's gonna be long! And not have OCs! And hopefully be updated semi-regularly! And-"

"I get it, Nep, you can stop now. Seriously though, wow, just wow. Barely even two lines into this thing and you've already horribly raped the fourth wall beyond all recognition. I see this fanfic is going to be an affront to all logical thought and sanity..."

"You betcha, dood!" exclaimed a random Prinny wearing shades, who totally isn't a blatantly obvious author avatar or self-insert or anything. Nope. Nothing to see here.

"…" said Iffy.

BOOT! "DOOOOD!" BOOM!

"…Now, where were we? Oh, right, kicking off the lack of plot."

"Iffy, we totally need to have a get-together! All the goddesses an' party members an' junk, you know? We must have discussion nao! I'mma call mah Noirey now!" And Nep proceeded to take out her cell phone and do just that.

IF sighed somewhat irritably. "…Well, seeing as Nep already smashed the fourth wall to bits… what the hell. Hey, you. Yeah, you, the reader. If you haven't read this dunce of an author's previous Neptunia fanfic, go do it now. Because that fic is why Nep and Noire are dating."

"Um, Iffy, you could be a little nicer, you know…" said Compa, finally getting her first line of the fic, "I mean, the readers are the ones who give fics like this their success…"

"I know, I know, I'm just kind of annoyed at how quickly this thing degenerated into complete nonsense, is all."

"Um… how is that any different from our canon games?"

"…Point, but I'm pretty sure they still had vaguely more sense than this."

"OKIES, GUYS!" Nep shouted, "I just talked with Noirey and everyone else! TO THE BASILICOM! FOR TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!" Then Nep ran off.

"THIS! IS! PLANEPTUNE! Also, I! WANT! COOOOKIES!"

Iffy sighed again. She had a feeling she'd be doing that a lot in the near future. Well, either that or face palming. Or snarking. Or generally being the only remotely sane person in a sixty-three and nine-sevenths mile radius. The fact that the narrator and author are just as insane as everything else doesn't help."…Come on Compa, let's follow her. I'm pretty sure we'd violate a leash law or something if we don't keep track of Nep, anyway."

"Coming, Iffy!"

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In the Basilicom not too long later, pretty much everyone was gathered. Let's see… I spy Nisa, Gust, 5pb, the goddesses, the sisters…yep, everyone's here. One wonders if the author will be able to write dialogue for them all.

(Nah, I'm prolly too lazy, dood.)

…Didn't you get exploded?

(Yeah, but Underling broke my fall, dood.)

…Sure, why not?

-earlier-

"DOOOOD!"

"Huh? What the-"

BOOM!

-present-

…Moving along…

Neptune was jumping in excitement once again, giddy at talking about the upcoming fanfic with her fellow mental institution escapees-er, I mean, friends.

"Guys! We should totally spend this chapter planning out the fic!"

(…Hey, less work for me, dood.)

The more sane members of the party quickly came to approximately the same conclusion Iffy did. Namely, that this was gonna suck. Also, that this fic and its author are nuttier than a squirrel's secret stash.

Nepgear, for example, giggled nervously, while Blanc had a look of absolute deadpan on her face. Noire blushed at her girlfriend-of-several-weeks-now's behavior. One wonders if it's due to embarrassment or because she thinks it's cute, though…

"Wh-What! I-I do NOT think she's cute! N-Not at all!" (Sure, shout at the narrator, Noire, that'll help lots)

…Coming from one of the resident tsunderes, I think that answers that question. Moving on…

As for the less sane members…

"YES!" Nisa shouted, "An excellent idea, Lady Purple Heart! We should make story arcs wherein bad guys get thrashed for great justice!"

"Hmhmhm, this sounds like fun!" giggled Vert.

"Oh! Oh! Let's have an arc where me and Rom are the main characters!" shouted Ram.

"…An arc… about Miss Nepgear… and me?" suggested Rom, blushing lightly. Wait, shouldn't Rom be with the 'sane' group? Oh, whatever, this fic stopped making sense a long time ago… even though it's only the first chapter…

Nep's eyes lit up. "Oh! We should totally have an arc revolving around Iffy's harem battling for her love!"

Iffy, Vert, 5pb, Red, and Nepgear all blushed.

"WHAT!-?" came Iffy's indignant shout.

"Oh my…" Vert.

"U-um, uh…" 5pb.

"Goodness…" Guess.

"Yes please!" Again, guess.

"Or, or!" Nep began again, "How about an arc about Nep Jr's harem!"

This time, Gear, Uni, Rom, and Iffy blushed.

"WHAT!-?" came the dual indignant shouts of Iffy and Uni.

"G-goodness! Um, again!"

"…(intense blush)…"

"And while we're at it, why don't we have an arc where Noirey and me have a baby?" Erm… remember how I said Nep and Noire had been dating for a few weeks? Well, remember how much of a hard worker Noire is? Let's just say she was quite successful in getting Nep to like her back in those weeks. Unless Nep had been screwing with her and actually liked her the whole time… you can never really tell with Nep.

"N-Neptune! Geez, do you really have to say things like that?-!" exclaimed Noire.

"Yuppers!"

"G-good grief…" Noire said with a tone somewhere between exasperation and affection.

"…Blunt as ever, I see, Neptune…" said Blanc, finally deciding to add her two wii points.

"Seriously, guys! There's just sooo many things we could do! I gotta write 'em down somewhere! Rammy, gimme that giant pencil of yours!"

"What! No way, get your own pencil!"

"Neptune, if you hurt my twerp of a sister…" Blanc.

"Oh, come on, pretty please with memes on top?"

"I said no!"

"Awww…" Nep became depressed for a moment before springing back up. "Ah, whatevs! We got the best way of keeping track of these things around anyway, and it ain't no pencil!"

"Then what is it, Nep-Nep?" This one should be obvious.

"Why, it's the author's twisted mind, o'course!"

"…Is that really a good thing?" asked Iffy.

"For ten bucks an hour, it can be, dood." Said the blatant, shades-wearing prinny author avatar that showed up out of nowhere again. "Also, chew on this: an arc about the various Neptunia universes merging, dood! Original, Mk2, Fanfic, maybe even the upcoming V!... dood!"

Nep's eyes began to sparkle as her mouth widened. Clearly, she found this to be an awesomesauce idea full of win.

"Ohmygoddess-OMIGAWD-OMG-AWESOMESAUCE!"

"Crap!" shouted Iffy, "you bastard! Why did you have to set her off?-!"

"'Tis called 'revenge,' dood, look it up."

"Revenge? I'll show you revenge!"

BOOT! "DOOOOD!" BOOM!

"…Wait, so we're in another universe?" asked Compa.

"Well, this is fanfic, after all. Is alternate universe by default." Yay, Gust finally got a line!

Meanwhile Nep was motor-mouthing something fierce, "Andwecandothat-orthis-orsummathose-"

"Damn! Hey, narrator! Cut to the end of the chapter, will ya!" shouted Iffy.

"AND FOUR NOIREYS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!"

…Erm, yes'm. I'm certainly not sticking around for Neptune's rambling. The author doesn't pay me enough.

(Dood, last I checked, I don't pay you at all.)

…Shut up. Alright, ending chapter…

"FO TIMES THE NEP, FO TIMES THE FUN!"

-Now.

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Level 1 end

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Episode Preview:

Iffy: Wait, are we really having one?

Nisa: In the darkness of the night, where evil lurks behind every corner…

Iffy:…That'd be a no.

Nisa: There is only one brave heroine who can bring forth the light…

Nep: Oh, oh! Is it Lara Croft? Samus Aran?

Nisa: It is, of course…

Nep: Is it Aerith?

Nisa: NISA! Gamindustri's Defender of Justice and Punisher of Evil!

Nep: Aw, I was gonna guess Terra next.

Nisa: In the name of the console, I'll cave your face in, evildoers!

Iffy: (sighs) Goodie, just what we needed. Gag episode previews.

Nisa: Next time, on Hyperdimension Nisa, "To the Detonating Moon! Prevent the Colony-Dropping Wave-Motion Gun, Brave Heroine!"

Iffy: Just wait, I'm sure Disgaea characters will start showing up here eventually.

Nisa: In the name of justice, I'll see you next time, everyone!

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AN:...Yeah, I really ran with the zaniness, didn't I? Also, for those that may be wondering, yes, I do frequent TvTropes.

Also, guess all the references if you dare, dood.

...And AWESOMESAUCE! Neptunia is getting another sequel- Hyperdimension Neptunia V (for 'Victory')! And the weird thing is, it both is and isn't an AU. How? Well, it's not an AU because the Neptune from Mk2 is evidently the main character. It also is one though, because Mk2 Nep winds up in another dimension based on the 80s video game industry. One wonders if the game will have two Neptunes as a result. 'Cuz that would be awesome, dood.

...Anyways, be sure to review, doods!