Chapter 3

Wheatly, Crazy Dave, the space core, the fact core, and the adventure core ran to the portal. The zombies got closer.

"Hurry," Wheatly yelled, "the zombies are coming!"

They ran to the portal and jumped through. They landed on Crazy Dave's lawn. The cores fell to the grass.

"The rail is gone!" Wheatley exclaimed.

Crazy Dave got out his nuclear generator. "Uh oh," he said.

"What?"

"It's overheating. Soon it will blow up."

"Good. I mean bad! Use it anyway; it will only destroy a few streets."

Crazy Dave turned the power up. Zombies flowed through the portal. The generator began to blink red. Crazy Dave threw it in a vase on the lawn. He ran to his van.

"Hurry!" Wheatly yelled.

Crazy Dave grabbed his magic taco and took a bite.

"What did that do?" Wheatly asked.

"I was hungry," Crazy Dave replied. "Where did I put the generator?"

The plants grew to full size as the zombies came through the portal.

"They have cones!" Wheatly yelled, "Help!"

The generator beeped loudly. The vase shook. The plants got ready to attack. Crazy Dave grabbed the cores and shoved them in his van. He climbed in and slammed the trunk shut. The zombies got to the plants. The generator beeped louder. The vase fell over and the generator exploded, evaporating the plants and opening Crazy Dave's trunk. The cores and Crazy Dave fell out. The zombies turned and stepped towards them.

"Help!" Wheatly screamed.

The zombies inched closer. They reached the van.

"Spare me!" Wheatly screamed.

The zombies stopped.

"It worked!" Wheatly yelled.

The zombies stepped forward.

"Never mind."

The zombies stopped in front of them. They stood.

"Plant?" a zombie said, confused.

"What?" Wheatly asked.

"We vegetarian zombies, we just nice people across street."

"Oh," said Wheatly, "so you won't eat us."

"Only plant."

"Oh... wait, all the 'oh no, it's a monster' didn't need to happen, did it?"

"No. We leave; no plant. We find plant."

"Bye."

"Bye."

The zombies turned and walked away.

"You owe me a nuclear generator," Crazy Dave said to Wheatly.

"I don't have that," Wheatly said, "but you can have Aperture Science and that building will be yours."

"Deal," he said. Crazy Dave grabbed his taco and went through the portal. It closed.

"He got ripped off," said Wheatly, "Wait... how are we going to move? Come back! Crazy Dave! Crazy Dave? Well, this is interesting. Hello? Humans? Hello..."

THE END