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The Witcher Ninja: Assassins of Kings
Prologue
It was the end of a short but brutal war. The only survivor that being Naruto Uzumaki. After burying both friend and foe alike he left the Elemental Nations.
Months later he ended in a land basically called the Continent. It wasn't only inhabited by humans buu also elves, and dwarves. It also had it's monsters. Nothing like the biju Kurama but still monsters.
One night Naruto was attacked by a group of vampires. Even with his skills Naruto was having a hard time with them. Suddenly help came in the form of a man with white hair and glowing cat-like eyes. Naruto watched as the man tore through the vampires till there was only him and Naruto.
The man introduced himself as Geralt of Rivia and that he was a professional monster hunter also known as a witcher. Geralt noticed Naruto's wounds healing and it intrigued him. He invited Naruto to the Witcher headquarters at Kaer Morhen.
Naruto agreed and after a couple of days travel they arrived. Naruto introduced himself to the other witchers. He told them his story omitting certain parts. Mainly the parts involving Kurama.
However this proved futile as the medallions the witchers wore suddenly started swaying back and forth forcing Naruto to reveal the information about the fox. After a few minutes of deliberations the witcher leaders decided that not only was Naruto not a threat but that it was fate that brought him to them and decided to ask him to join them for-going the usual age limit they usually have for new recruits believing that his symbiotic relationship with his biju might increase his chances for surviving the Trial of Grasses.
Naruto discussed it with Kurama and they both decided that they should try it. After all what's the worst that could happen?
The pain from the trial was unbearable. At times Naruto felt like he was dying. However both his strong will and the healing capabilities of his partner kept that from happening.
After he was finished he was able to see in the dark just like other witchers plus he had enhanced strength, speed, and agility. However the mutations had screwed up his chakra network thus he wasn't able to use his techniques until his chakra network was fixed to which Kurama said it would take months to a year.
Naruto spent the time training with the other witchers. Learning their skills, developing his swordplay, learning their alchemy. Once his chakra network was back to normal he started intergrating his ninja skills with his new witcher skills.
After his training he went out into the world hunting various monsters for profit. Several of his adventures had him joining forces with Geralt and his lover Yennefer. Both Naruto and Geralt had become close friends.
Naruto was there when Geralt had been killed during the riot in Rivia. Naruto had been one of the few that defended the non-humans that were being slaughtered. When Geralt had been killed Naruto went into a rare primal rage that was being fueled by Kurama. He tore through a lot of the rioters starting with the man who had dealt the fatal blow to Geralt. He didn't stop till the hailstorm created by Triss Merigold had stopped the rioting. Once the rioting had stopped so had Naruto's rampage. Geralt's body was never found.
During the next few years Naruto went through a slight depression whenever people mentioned Geralt. Despite that Naruto hung around Geralt's old friends the bard Dandelion and the dwarf Zoltan Chivay. He even went as far as having an on again off again relationship with Triss Merigold.
5 years after Geralt's death Naruto was staying at Kaer Morhen when sudeenly there was news that Geralt was alive and was being brought there. When Geralt arrived however he had no memory of anything. Before Naruto could try to help Geralt remember him, Kaer Morhen was under attacked by a criminal organization known as Salamandra.
After the attack Geralt went after Salamandra because they stole several mutagens used by the witchers. Naurto while crossing paths with Geralt several times while doing various missions for townsfolks, very rarely got involved with going after Salamandra.
Soon Naruto heard that Geralt had vanquished the leader of Salamandra and had decided to go see his old friend and hope to help Geralt recover his lost memory. Naurto was on the way back to Kaer Morhen when he heard that Geralt had saved King Foltest of Temeria. So then Naruto decided to detour to Temeria.
1 month later in the year 1271, in the dungeons of La Valette Castle...
Naruto wakes up in a jail cell hanging by his arms. Next to him in a similiar predicament is his comrade Geralt of Rivia who is also waking up. On the other side of the bars a pair of guards are rolling dice.
"Come on sixes. Daddy needs ya." One guard said as he rolled his dice. "Aw shit."
"Hah, twenty orens to granddad."
The guard who rolled his dice threw his coins on the table and went toward the cell. "Lookie there, they're awake." the guard opened the cell door.
"You daft? Don't go in there."
"Shut it, they're in chains. They can't do nothin." The guard then turned to Geralt "Isn't that right Master Geralt?" The guard then punched Geralt in face before he turned to Naruto "Right Master Naruto?"
Naruto answered by spitting in the guard's eye.
"That is wrong Master Guard." Naruto cheekily replied.
The guard then punched Naruto twice in the face knocking him out.
Naruto woke up a few minutes later to hear the guards arguing
"Roll'em again."
"Why?"
"The dice didn't roll."
"Calling me a cheat? Take it back!"
"Look... they're awake again."
This time both guards entered the cell.
"Monster slayers my arse. A regular pair of whoresons." the second guard said as he started punching Geralt in the torso.
"I heard witchers start out as orphens taken in by mages. Mages who experiment on them."
"Folks say they plough witches come the eqiunox. That's how they get those spooky eyes."
The two guards turned to Naruto and were about to start punching him when...
"Enough. Take them down and put them in the interrogation room." A man in a blue uniform who Naruto recognized as the head of Temeria's special forces said.
"I thought you died." Geralt said.
'So did I.' Naruto thought to himself.
"I'm not so easy to kill." the man said.
The two were taken down, shackled, and led to the interrogation room. They sat next to each other as the man entered the room.
"I don't believed we've been introduced... Vernon Roche." he said as he put out his hand.
"Walk around behind us if you want to shake." Geralt said.
"Yeah no shit." Naruto said.
"How foolish of me. Ves!" Roche shouted.
A shapely blond woman in a blue uniform entered the room.
"Unshackle them."
Ves did so and both Geralt and Naruto shook Roche's hand.
"Geralt of Rivia."
"Naruto Uzumaki."
Geralt looked at the blond and said "Care to introduce us?"
"No thanks." Ves said.
Naruto chuckled and said "You're losing your touch."
"Bring something to drink. We can't sit here cotton-mouthed." Roche said.
Ves left and Roche got straight to the point.
"You will tell me everything you remember. The entire assualt...and all that happened in the solar."
And if we refuse?" Geralt asked
"I shall have to beat you. I've commanded the special forces for a while. Got good at beating people. You're both witchers. You'd endure much." Roche said
"You better believe it." Geralt said
"Damn right." Naruto added.
"Worst case scenario...you'll suffer through it, go back to your cell and tommorrow... They'll publically gut you, skin you, and hang you both." Roche said.
"This is bullshit. I was chasing down the assassin. Only reason I didn't catch him was because he threw me into a wall and got away." Naruto said.
"Just like that, for nothing." Geralt said
No. For Temeria." Roche replied
"That's praiseworthy. Where do we start?" Geralt asked.
"It was a long day. I wish to hear the important bits." Roche said.
"Well I'd gotten there the night before. I introduced myself to the king, then I talked with Geralt for an hour or two and then I decided to 'reacquaint' myself with the royal advisor." Naruto said with a smile.
"Oh really? Is that what they're calling it now?" Geralt said with a smirk
"What would you call it then?" Naruto fired back.
"Ploughing Triss Merigold till she's bowlegged." Geralt said.
"Gentlemen! How is that important to what happened?" Roche asked getting red in the face.
"I'm setting the story. I thought you'd want to know why I was there in the first place." Naruto said.
"Just so we're clear I was not eager for battle. But Foltest was not someone you'd refuse. He asked for both me and Naruto. Guess he figured having two witchers would double his good luck." Geralt said.
"Ruined a perfectly good morning." Naruto said.
Day of the assault (dawn)...
A nude Naruto wakes up next to a equally nude Triss Merigold in a tent on the battlefield. He teases her skin with his fingertips waking her up.
"Someone's in a playful mood." Triss said as Naruto leaned down to kiss her only to be interupted as a guard opened the flap.
"Witcher, are you up?" the guard asked spooking Triss into sitting up and covering herself with a blanket.
"His majesty King of Temeria, Pondar, Mahakam, and Sodden, Senior Protector of Brugge... summons both Master Geralt and Master Naruto to appear before him."
"Fine now leave." Naruto said with a growl.
"A pleasant day to you m'lady, witcher."
The guard started to leave all the while still staring at Triss.
"GO!" Naruto yelled scaring the guard and making him leave in a hurry only him to be replaced by Geralt.
"Not a morning person huh?" Geralt asked.
"It could have been a beautiful morning if not for this stupid war." Naruto said.
"A war is never stupid when waged by your king." Triss said.
"First, he's not my king. Second, every war is a stupid war. Just depends on the reason." Naruto said. as he started putting on his clothes.
"Then how shall I advise my lustful king oh wise sage?" Triss asked.
"Stop falling in love. Sire no more bastards and stop waging stupid wars." Geralt said.
"I was gonna say he should take a red hot knife and castrate himself." Naruto said.
"Genius. These bastards could vie for the throne. Then we'd have an even more senseless conflict." Triss said.
"Yeah well from what I've heard, Foltest actually wants to raise these bastards." Naruto said as he finished putting on his clothes..
"It doesn't change the fact..." Geralt began.
"I know...Foltest and the other northern monarchs are neither the smartest nor the most refined. But they are still kings. One of whom we serve.
"I'll see Foltest as summoned, protect him in need be. But once the castle falls we're leaving." Geralt said.
"We're gonna start searching for Yennefer?" Naruto asked.
"Part of it yes. Also I want to know what happened to my memory." Geralt said.
"Did you dream of the Wild Hunt?" Triss asked.
Geralt nodded.
"I get the feeling that dream is important. Running franticaly in the forest, the Wild Hunt - they're the last things I remember. I wake up and try to relive the dream and the memory, hoping to find some guidance. Some clue to grab onto, something that'll help me recover my memory."
"Dreams can be very powerful. Some people claim they can even shape reality." Triss said
"People claim a lot of things. The problem is - its often nonsense." Geralt said
"We'll know in time. I'm sure of it." Triss said
Naruto whose thoughts were about the Fourth Great Ninja War and Madara's Moon Eye plan had decided to change the subject.
"What happened to that assassin? Didn't you do the autopsy?" Naruto asked Triss
"It was a nightmare. In the month after Geralt killed him, the King's medics poked him like a bunch of amateurs. What arrived in that cart. I wouldn't even call it a corpse..." She said
"Foltest has some trust issues. Did you learn anything?" Geralt asked
"His pupils suggested he see in the dark as well as you two. I couldn't put an age on him."
"That would mean..." Naruto began
"The killer snuck past all the guards and nearly killed Foltest and me nearly a month ago and now you're telling me he was a witcher.
"Possibly. I'm just saying what the autopsy showed. I haven't told anyone nor do I intend to. I know what it could do to you if it got out. You're a savior, a king's witcher now, but Masters are as fickle as the colts they ride." Triss said to Geralt
"One of the scouts swears he saw a dragon down by the river. Claims he ran into a Scoia'tael unit. That would've been it if the dragon hadn't swopped down. The elves apparently bowed in prayer and he escaped." Geralt said
"A dragon in the midst of civilization? Please... Besides does it matter? Witchers don't hunt dragons. Or has something changed?" Triss asked
"Nothing's changed. And you're right it's probably not a dragon." Geralt replied
"That would be cool if it was a real dragon though." Naruto said
"The scout ran into some elves and ran away...that's how that story begins and ends." Triss said.
Geralt looked at Naruto placed his headband on his head. "Ready?"
"I'm ready." Naruto said.
"Time to look to the lustful king and his stupid war." Geralt said.
"I'll join you both later." Triss said as both Naruto and Geralt left the tent.
I just got the Witcher 2 for the 360 and I thought that this might make an interesting crossover.