SPRING & SUMMER 2012
~ Weasley's Wizard Wheezes ~
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Thank you for choosing Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!
In the following pages, you'll find a sample of our vast collection. Everyone, from devious pranksters to bored students, has something for them at the biggest joke shop in England.
Please note: If disapproving teachers, professors, or other adults happen to come by, tap this catalogue with your wand and it will appear as a textbook entitled A Study in the Restorative Properties of Mirth and its Effects on Longevity. Simply tap it again and the catalog will reappear.
~ Pranks, Gags, and Other Fun Stuff ~
Canary Creams
7 sickles each, or box of three for 1 Galleon.
Disguised as ordinary custard creams, the victim – er, eater – will transform into a giant canary after swallowing. But don't worry, they'll molt a few seconds later. Usually. Buy a box of three and save!
Extendable Ears
1 Galleon, 9 Sickles.
Eavesdropping has never been so tempting… and easy. With one end in your ear and the other below a door, you can listen in on whatever suits your fancy. Extendable Ears have a reach of twelve feet. Add two more Sickles and get the Extra-Extendable Ears, which reach twenty feet. Note: These ears cannot get past Imperturbable Charms.
Headless Hats
2 Galleons.
Slip it on and MERLIN'S BEARD, YOU HAVE NO HEAD! A great trick for parties, and an even better prank, all it needs is some fog and creepy sound effects. One size fits all.
Fanged Flyers
15 Sickles, 17 Knuts.
Spend some time out in the sunshine with this classic magical toy, measuring ten inches in diameter. Because of the sharp teeth, one handler's glove is included. It also doubles as a great prank: just chuck it at someone and run!
Reusable Hangman
16 Sickles, 10 Knuts.
This hand-crafted wooden man will climb up the stairs to his doom at the end of a noose, unless you guess the word first. Spell it or he'll swing!
Ton-Tongue Toffees
7 sickles each, or box of three for 1 Galleon.
A ton of fun when hanging out with friends, this coffee-flavored toffee can make a tongue grow up to ten times its normal size. Use a shrinking charm to reverse it, or wait an hour for the effect to wear off. Buy a box of three and save!
~ Products with Purpose ~
Instant Darkness Powder
4 Galleons, 3 Sickles for regular bottle, 5 Galleons for large.
One of our more pricey items, this handy dust causes everything in the vicinity to go pitch black. Use it for quick getaways or diversions after a prank. One regular sized bottle can darken over two hundred cubic feet, and one large bottle can darken over three hundred. Imported from Peru.
Shield Cloaks
4 Galleons, 7 Sickles.
Challenge your best mate to a duel, and see the surprise on his face when every jinx he can imagine simply bounces right off. Also available: Shield Hats (2 Galleons).
Self-Inking Quills
10 Sickles, 5 Knuts.
Tired of dipping your quill again… and again… and again? Our self-inking quills do all that for you, so you can concentrate on more important things… like your winning streak of hangman.
Smart-Answer Quill
12 Sickles, 16 Knuts.
Professors will be astounded at your eloquently worded essays and thoughtful answers. Our most popular quill, this design comes in three styles: classic (pheasant feather), elegant (peacock feather), and neon (Fwooper feather).
Spell-Checking Quill
11 Sickles, 5 Knuts.
Never worry again about the mechanics in your homework. Just pour out your thoughts, and we'll take care of the rest. Our newest quills can even check your grammar along with your spelling.
~ Skiving Snackboxes ~
The Original Skiving Snackbox
3 Galleons, 16 Sickles.
The best-selling item in the Skiving Snackbox line includes two each of Fainting Fancies and Puking Pastilles, three each of Fever Fudge and Nosebleed Nougat.
The Jumbo Skiving Snackbox
7 Galleons, 5 Sickles.
Five of each type of sweet means twenty chances to get out of class using this bargain-priced Skiving Snackbox pack. Save over 2 Galleons with this value pack.
Fainting Fancy
8 Sickles each, or box of five for 2 Galleons.
You'll be falling for this patented recipe – literally. The orange portion causes fainting, and the yellow will revive you once you're out of class. Save money by buying in bulk. Note: You'll need to get a friend to feed you the right half once you've fainted. Studies show that unconscious people have difficulty eating things.
Fever Fudge
8 Sickles each, or box of five for 2 Galleons.
One of our hottest products (no pun intended), the blue half causes fever, and the red half cures it. This bite-sized solution is a great solution to boring lessons. Save money by buying in bulk.
Nosebleed Nougat
8 Sickles each, or box of five for 2 Galleons.
Hands down, this is the most popular sweet in the line. Eat the red side for a mildly alarming nosebleed, and the tan side for it to stop. The new strawberry flavor is so good you might want to buy a few just for eating. Save money by buying in bulk.
Puking Pastilles
8 Sickles each, or box of five for 2 Galleons.
To be used in the most boring of situations, the green end induces vomiting, and the blue end cures it. Even better, our new and improved pastilles magically cleanse that awful vomit aftertaste, leaving you free to pursue your own endeavors while everyone else is in class. Save money by buying in bulk.
~ Wildfire Whiz-Bangs ~
Basic Blaze Box
5 Galleons.
This basic selection of Weasleys' Wild-Fire Whiz-Bangs includes two Catherine wheels and three tailed rockets. Not sold to anyone under sixteen. WWW is not responsible for any damages to property, people, and whatever else you decide to destroy.
Deflagration Deluxe
20 Galleons.
This deluxe selection of Weasleys' Wild-Fire Whiz-Bangs includes a fire-breathing dragon, two Catherine wheels, three tailed rockets, and five sparklers that spell out messages. Not sold to anyone under sixteen. WWW is not responsible for any damages to property, people, and whatever else you decide to destroy.
Blaze the Magic Dragon
4 Galleons, 16 Sickles.
Twenty feet long from snout to tail, Blaze wreaks havoc wherever he goes. Not sold to anyone under sixteen. WWW is not responsible for any damages to property, people, and whatever else you decide to destroy.
Message Sparklers
2 Galleons, 4 Sickles.
Are you looking for the perfect way to send a message to someone special? Why not tell them in a unsettling explosion of glowing sparks?
~ WonderWitch ~
Beguiling Bubbles
1 Galleon, 13 Sickles.
Our efficient syrup with no tell-tale taste is one the best-selling commercial love potions in Great Britain. One dose is effective for about 24 hours, depending on the weight of the boy, and the attractiveness of the girl. A bottle contains one dose.
Cupid Crystals
1 Galleon, 1 Sickle.
Dissolve a few of these sparkles into a drink and its drinker will be yours. One dose is effective for about 24 hours, depending on the weight of the boy, and the attractiveness of the girl. A bottle contains one dose.
Guaranteed Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher
15 Sickles.
Woken up to a miniature crisis on your chin? Not to worry! Eliminate skin blemishes ranging from boils to pimples to blackheads using this fragrant, clear paste.
Patented Daydream Charms
2 Galleons, 6 Sickles.
One simple incantation and you will enter a top-quality, highly realistic, thirty-minute daydream, easy to fit into the average school lesson and virtually undetectable. Side effects include vacant expression and minor drooling. Not sold to anyone under the age of sixteen. Choose from the following themes.
City of Light
Set in modern Paris, the sparkling lights and romantic mood are sure to take your breath away. Not to mention the bloke who runs into you at the Eiffel tower and decides to pay for dinner.
Enchanted
Feel – and look – like a princess in a velvet and brocade gown at a genuine Renaissance-era ball. Accompanied by your adoring prince, it will definitely be a night to remember.
High Seas
The very first to be released in our daydream line, this unforgettable experience takes place on an old-fashioned brigantine in the Caribbean, captained by an achingly handsome pirate.
~ Weasley's Wizard Wheezes ~
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~ Pranks, Gags, and Other Fun Stuff
Canary Creams
Quantity: _ x 7S
Quantity: _ x 1G box of three
Extendable Ears
Quantity: _ x 1G 9S
Headless Hats
Quantity: _ x 2G
Fanged Flyers
Quantity: _ x 15S 17K
Reusable Hangman
Quantity: _ x 16S 10K
Ton-Tongue Toffees
Quantity: _ x 7S
Quantity: _ x 1G box of three
~ Products with Purpose
Instant Darkness Powder
Quantity: _ x 4G 3S regular
Quantity: _ x 5 G large
Shield Cloaks
Quantity: _ x 4G 7S
Shield Hats
Quantity: _ x 2G
Self-Inking Quills
Quantity: _ x 10S 5K
Smart-Answer Quill
Quantity: _ x 12S 16K
Spell-Checking Quill
Quantity: _ x 11S 5K
~ Skiving Snackboxes
The Original Skiving Snackbox
Quantity: _ x 3G 16S
The Jumbo Skiving Snackbox
Quantity: _ x 7G 5S
Fainting Fancy
Quantity: _ x 8S
Quantity: _ x 2G box of five
Fever Fudge
Quantity: _ x 8S
Quantity: _ x 2G box of five
Nosebleed Nougat
Quantity: _ x 8S
Quantity: _ x 2G box of five
Puking Pastilles
Quantity: _ x 8S
Quantity: _ x 2G box of five
~ Wildfire Whiz-Bangs
Basic Blaze Box
Quantity: _ x 5G
Deflagration Deluxe
Quantity: _ x 20G
Blaze the Magic Dragon
Quantity: _ x 4G 16S
Message Sparklers
Quantity: _ x 2G 4S
~ WonderWitch
Beguiling Bubbles
Quantity: _ x 1G 13S
Cupid Crystals
Quantity: _ x 1G 1S
Guaranteed Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher
Quantity: _ x 15S
Patented Daydream Charms
Quantity: _ x 2G 6S
PLEASE CHOOSE ONE:
[_] City of Light
[_] Enchanted
[_] High Seas
Weasley's Wizard Wheezes does not ship outside of Great Britain.
If you are dissatisfied with your product return it within thirty days for a full refund or exchange. Opened food items, fireworks, and love potions cannot be returned.
Remember to visit our store at 93 Diagon Alley for a greater selection of top-quality products!