Today is Saturday... Saturday I said would be the story special day and all that... Well this Saturday, it is a premier of one of the stories I have currently in progress. I have been working on it in between my other stories, adding what I can. I feel... A first chapter release is in order... But the next few Chapters will be a while to update... This story might take up the block after FFJ is finished, or it might become Thursday's update block. I do have a lot of stories that are in the works but I figure this one would be the better one to add for today.

It has some comedy in it... probably not a lot, for some people that is.

Anyway, normal things:

I do not own Naruto.

No Criticism, flamming, trolling or Goblins.

No Shuriken allowed, as there are children present.

I am just making up these things as I hit the enter Key.

You can probably just skip to the story now.

But this is fun.

Enjoy

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"Ugh… I don't see why Kakashi-sensei asked us to gather at the bridge when he gave us the day off!" The bubblegum haired girl next to me groaned. "To make it worse, Naruto isn't even here! I bet that idiot slept in again!" I felt someone watching me and glanced over to see Sakura staring at me with an odd look. Instantly I knew she was having fangirl thoughts passing through her mind.

"Heyo!" I turned my gaze to our gray haired teacher. "Kakashi-sensei! Why did you bring us out to the bridge on our day off?" Sakura instantly asked. "Well you see…" Kakashi began, trailing off as a little giggle came from behind him.

I stood up straight as Sakura tried to peer behind Kakashi. "Well… we have a little problem… that is why I called you out here today." Kakashi moved to the side a little to show a blonde haired child gripping onto Kakashi's pants. The whiskered child looked over to us with closed eyes.

"N-Naruto?" Sakura shouted, making the child hide behind Kakashi. "Yesterday… Naruto somehow got hit by a jutsu… the outcome was this… the person who casted it said it would only last a few hours… but as you can see…" he trailed off, motioning towards Naruto.

"Why did you call us out then?" I asked, not pleased one bit. "I can't take care of your teammate… tried looking all over for someone who was willing. Now I am left with you two." He said, smiling his eye smile. "But Kakashi-sensei… we are only children!" Sakura shouted.

"Yes I know this… but I'm sure one of you is able to take care of Naruto." I glanced down at the child who still had their gaze on me. I bent down to be eye level with them. They quickly hid behind Kakashi before slowly deeming me safe and coming closer.

"I can't take care of Naruto… my mom and dad wouldn't like that one bit…" I heard Sakura say to Kakashi as a form of an excuse. I shook my head then looked back at Naruto who was now at my legs, looking up at me with closed eyes.

"Plus… I think Naruto would have way too much energy for me to even handle…"

I watched as Naruto held out both his hands and wrapped it around my neck. I blinked my eyes several times before I lifted myself up, Naruto still holding around my neck, then placed my hands under him to support him.

"Looks like you are the candidate Sasuke!" Kakashi said, smiling at me. I glared at him but didn't say a word, knowing that it was true. Naruto had chosen me over Sakura and was now holding onto me while sucking his thumb while staring around at Kakashi and Sakura, with closed eyes.

"Sasuke-kun! You would make such a great father!" I heard Sakura say in a fangirl tone as she watched me with heart eyes. "Hn." I simply said, moving Naruto more to my side.

"Naruto appears to be maybe 4 or 5 years old, so you shouldn't need to feed him any baby food. He still doesn't seem to eat vegetables… I tried but only had them everywhere but his mouth." Kakashi began explaining everything to me.

I could tell alone, by the fact that it was Naruto himself that this was going to be a hard task all in itself.

†Break†

I sighed, finally reaching my place. I opened the door, then placed Naruto down, who instantly ran off giggling. "You better not break anything dobe." I said as he nearly crashed into a table with a vase on it. I groaned then walked up the stairs. Behind me I could hear light thumps, making me turn around to see Naruto trying to climb the stairs after me.

I sighed, going down the stairs to pick up Naruto. I placed him at the top step then went to my room, being followed by Naruto. I sighed, remembering that Naruto had to stay with me, meaning he would need his own room. I walked past my room, to a guest room near it. I opened it up and peered inside for any dust. At seeing none I opened it wider "This will be your room dobe." He walked in and looked around before coming back to me and gripping my leg.

He glanced up at me with closed eyes then ran off giggling. I raised my brow then realized he had run off with my kunai pouch. "Damn it! Naruto wait!" I chased after him, looking inside each room as the child's laughter echoed all around. "Those are not toys!" I shouted, running around. I gripped onto Naruto, getting ready to lecture him just as he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"…He can use Ninjutsu?" I watched in horror as more mini Narutos ran around the upstairs. "Oh hell no! Kakashi only said I had to watch you, he never mentioned to tame your ninjutsu!" I gripped onto each Naruto that passed by me. "If you do not behave you will go to bed without dinner!" instantly all the clones disappeared.

I sighed in relief then looked around to see Naruto in my room hiding partially under my covers, hugging the kunai holster. "Naruto… hand me my holster back… and I will treat you to ramen." He stared at the holster then, with trembling arms, handed me my holster.

I grabbed the holster out of his hand then stared at him. "Weapons can hurt you, which is why you should not run around with anything dangerous. If I tell you no, then listen to me." Naruto nodded quickly then hid under the covers more. I sighed, rubbing my forehead. "I promised you ramen… so let's go get some." Instantly the ball of orange was out from under the covers and at the door, waiting for me to help him down the stairs.

I sighed, walking over to him, then bent over. "Get on my back." He nodded then wrapped his arms around my neck as I lifted him up. I held onto him as I went down the stairs and out the door.

On the way to the main village, I was watched by women who literally had hearts in their eyes. The men could tell that it was Naruto on my back, as they started complaining and giving Naruto death glares. The women were more swooned over the fact that I was carrying a little child on my back. I rolled my eyes then entered into the ramen shop.

"Oh, Sasuke… where is Narut…" Teuchi trailed off as he stared at the child on my back.

I glanced over to Naruto as he ate his ramen in slight silence. 'He hasn't opened his eyes once…' I frowned slightly before using my chopstick to stir the ramen around in the bowl. I felt a tug on my arm and looked over to Naruto to see him cocking his head to the side, as if asking what is wrong.

I shook my head then lifted some of the noodles in the bowl and placed it in my mouth. I heard a grunt and looked down at Naruto to see him doing something with his hands. My eyes went wide as I noticed different elements forming together in his hands. I had never seen Naruto do such a thing before; As a matter of fact he showed little promise to any skill when leaving the academy.

He held up his hands to me, showing a crystallized shuriken. I grabbed it out of his hand and stared at it. It had perfect shape and volume, with the right amount of elements to keep it together. I stared at Naruto through one eye as he went back to eating.

This kid had been holding back on everything he knew. For what? What did he gain out of being stupid? I grit my teeth as I pocketed the glass item.

-AN-

And there be the first chapter of Yogen no Ko... which I will be calling YnK for short. Yogen no Ko, 予言の子, means Child of (the) Prophecy. Anyway, this story will take a while before it is next updated... for now it will probably be updated at random on Saturdays as the special story until FFJ is completely finished or until I decide on a date to update it.

-Ja ne うん