Hehe, hi guys! I know, I know, I should be updating other stories, but I really, really, wanted to try out cardverse. It seems pretty interesting. And awesome. So, please review! Or at least read.

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DISCLAIMER: I will say this once, and only once. I do not own Hetalia.

It was a beautiful summer morning in the Kingdom of Spades, but one person was rather grouchy. And that one person was the king, Alfred Jones. And he was slouching around in his study, glaring at everything and anything. His Jack, Yao, cleared his throat, reminding the younger man about the job. Alfred broke out of his thoughts and glowered at the man.

"What, Yao?"

"Your majesty, you've seemed…out of sorts this whole morning. Is everything okay?"

"Yes. I was just…thinking."

Yao nodded understandingly. He understood what the king was probably thinking about. Captain Arthur Kirkland, the most feared of pirates across all four Suites. The Jack sighed, watching the king sulk some more before clearing his throat yet again.

"Your majesty, are you sure you don't want to go talk to him again?" he asked slowly. Alfred turned his head and glared at him, bright blue eyes like little drops of poison, before scowling and looking away.

"I don't want to look at that man How dare he talk to me like that? I'm the king and I don't deserve to be talked to like that! I mean, what did I ever do to him?" whined the young King. The darker haired man snorted, studying the whining blond King in front of him. Alfred's coat was a deep sapphire blue and was flung open, his tie was loosened and he was slouching in a distinctly un-kingly manner. Yao wrinkled his nose and smile at the king.

"Well, you existed…and still are for that matter," he remarked lightly, rifling through some papers and shuffling them importantly. "Plus, whatever you may say, Your Highness, you have to talk to the man. After all, he is the cause of most of the Suits problems. And he is a subject of the Kingdom of Spades." The blue eyed king pouted before standing up, dusting his hands on his coat before grumbling and following the triumphant Jack outside. Their visitor was sitting outside, a hat perched on his head at a precarious angle on his golden hair, a gold watch hanging out of his pocket and sitting on a bench, staring blankly at the grass. At the sound of footsteps, the blond looked up, his green eyes glinting dangerously.

"Ah, you're back. How absolutely delightful to see you," remarked the man sarcastically, almost sneering. Alfred glowered at the other blond.

"You have to stop terrorizing the seas," he said bluntly. The green eyed man opposite him blinked then threw his head back, laughing.

"And you really expect me to listen to you?"

"Well, I am the King. And I can have you executed!"

"Go right ahead, twit. I can beat your asinine guards any day."

Alfred briefly wondered what asinine could mean then deemed it to be something insulting because the man had said it in an insulting way.

"They are not asinine!"

The pirate stood up, his body language relaxed and looking confident as he glared at the King.

"Yes, they are. Even the weakest from my crew could kill all of your so called bodyguards. Anyways, I don't reply to you. No one orders me around," he said, a hand reaching down to run along a sword hanging from his hip. For a minute Alfred simply stared at him. The slightly shorter man didn't have the look of a pirate to him. Hell, he looked more like a gentleman more than anything! But the saber hanging from his belt said otherwise. This man was dangerous and he could kill. He was as wild as the sea, unrestrained and rebellious. Arthur Kirkland was going to make his life horrible.

"Mr. Kirkland, must I remind you that you are the Queen and you cannot hide from it forever?" asked the Jack stiffly. Well, at least that explained the slight increase in power he felt. Arthur glared at Yao, stiffening considerably before sneering, crossing his arms and giving a feral smile.

"And since I am Queen, I have every right to leave right now. I do not wish to stay here and squander time when I can very well be on Siofra," replied the Queen, glancing at the youngest man, raising an eyebrow.

"And pray tell, what is wrong with you now?" he asked Alfred. The blue eyed man was gaping openly at the pirate. Arthur Kirkland was a Queen. Arthur Kirkland was his Queen. Arthur Kirkland was a freaking QUEEN! There were so many things wrong with that statement. HOW THE HELL WAS THE MOST DEADLIEST PIRATE A FREAKING QUEEN? The King returned to himself as he felt something cold nudge his jaw closed. A Saber. A beautiful silver blade was under his jaw, holding it closed, the tip a hairs breadth away from stabbing into his throat.

"And what exactly are you staring at?" asked the saber wielding man coolly. There was a silence while Alfred opened and closed his mouth like a fish. The shorter man tutted and removed his sword, sheathing it and resting a hand on the pommel. Yao rolled his eyes, tapping his charge on the shoulder. The blue eyed man turned to him vacantly.

"Y-Yao, did y-you just say that Arthur is a Queen?" he asked. This time it was Arthur rolling his eyes.

"I believe we established that some time ago."

There was more silence before Alfred collapsed, his eyes rolling back into his head. Both the other royals didn't move, choosing to stare with surprise at the younger's fainted body. Arthur finally made a noise that was like a small chuckle.

"Well, at least that's one less annoying thing."

"As much as I hate to say it, I concur."

Hey! Sorry about the new story and everything but I loved reading cardverse fanfics and I decided to test my own one! Please review and tell me how it is! I love your pearls of wisdom!

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