THE MANY THINGS YOU DO TO GET KILLED BY RORONOA ZORO
1. Tell him Sanji has more fangirls than him.
2. Paint his nails and toenails PINK when he's asleep.
3. Sing "Baby" by Justin Beiber whenever you see him.
4. Use a microphone for number 3.
5. Introduce him to a real life Marimo, and hook those two up for a blind date.
6. Luffy+sleeping Zoro+unwashable markers.
7. Film his reaction, and post is on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and all the other community websites you can find.
8. Show him number 7, then film his reaction, and after posting it on the Internet, RUN BEOTCH RUN!
9. Ruffle his hair and yell out loud: "OMFG! ITS SO SOFT! LIKE A MARIMO!"
10. Whenever he calls out his hissastu technique, add in constant: "LIKE A BAWSS!" for background music.
11. Steal his swords, and paint them GLOSSY SPARKLY RAINBOW PINK, then hide them in Sanji's closet.
12. Tell him Sanji actually loves him, and enjoys seeing Zoro being pissed off.
13. Take pictures of him cuddling with Chopper, and sell them to Nami for blackmail materials.
12. Tell the Marines that they have the wrong picture of Zoro, and give them a crude drawing of a Marimo.
14. Post Sanji's pictures on Zoro's stuffs. EVERYTHING AND EVERWHERE.
15. Redo number 7.
16. Then redo number 8.
17. Tell Zoro his Santoryuu is shit compared to Bee's eight sword techniques.
18. Paint Zoro's body green, then dump him into a glass bowl.
19. Post a Stick-note on Zoro's back when he's not looking: "Hello, I'm a dumbass marimo and I'd love to be kicked up in the ass."
20. Do number 19, this time with: "Go ahead fangirls."
21. Whenever he says something, look up with wide eyes and say in a suprised tone: "I thought you can only speak in caveman grunts!".
22. Tell him even Justin Bieber is cooler than him.
23. Dye his hair pink and put him in a dress. This will need the help of Perona.
24. Get Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, Franky and Brook to drink lots and LOTS of black coffee, the lock them into a small room with Zoro, AFTER you tak away his swords.
25. Tend to make various green-related jokes around Zoro.
26. Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke and poke a tied-up and gagged Zoro.
27. Do number 26, this time with number 25, and adding TICKLES! :D
28. Tell him Usopp is cooler than him.
29. Change his weights with balloons, and then POP! goes Zoro.
30. When the whole crew is sleeping, move Sanji into Zoro's bunk and put them into an embarassing position, then TAKE LOTSA PICTURES! Then sell them to the hungry rabid yaoi fangirls.
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