Titanic on Twitter
Kind of upset since I couldn't use the "at" sign. I had to italicize all twitter names instead. Oh well :/ This is pure crack and rated for naughty language.
Caledon Nathan Hockley
TheRealCalHockley
Got $$$ and you know it. Steel Heir. Deal.
Philadelphia USA
Rose DeWitt Bukater
Rose_95
Art lover. Famous actress in the making. "Everywhere I go I find that a poet has been there before me." – Freud
Southampton, England
Jack Dawson
Jack_Dawson
Portrait artist. Naked French girls, where you at?
Under a bridge
Ruth DeWitt Bukater
Ruth_DB
Fml.
Where ever you wish you were… you poor person.
Spicer Lovejoy
Spicybaby
Former Pinkerton's detective. Right hand man to my bf Cal. Do you need some assistance leaving my presence?
Behind you… boo.
Fabrizio De Rossi
Fabri_DeRossi
Guido 4 life.
Not Italy
Jack: Just freakin won tickets on the #RMSTitanc YES! #winning
Fabrizio: Jack_Dawson I go to America! #goodbyebtchezzz
Rose: Should I wear this dress or the one the one with the stripes? #helpplz (Twitter picture)
Rose: Screw this. #BoardingInJustMyUnderwear
Cal: Rose_95 I wouldn't mind that, sweet pea ;)
Rose: TheRealCalHockley Since when did you follow me… how did u even know I had a twitter account?
Cal: Rose_95 I had Spicybaby search ur history (heart)
Rose is now following TheRealCalHockley
Rose: TheRealCalHockley Why the hell does ur handle have 'the real' in front of it?
Cal: Rose_95 Because some smartass took the name CalHockley and just tweets about how dumb I am :(
Rose: TheRealCalHockley Whatever. It's time to go. #leggo
#TitanicMaidenVoyage is trending
Cal: RT RMSTitanic: RT to win a free life vest! We have plentyyy.
Ruth: Driving to Titanic with Spicybaby #fml
Lovejoy: You do know I follow you, right? Ruth_DB #rude
Cal: Sweet. Ten minutes on this thing and I have 50+ followers. #swag
Rose: TheRealCalHockley you have three followers. Including me. And Ruth_DB. And Spicybaby. That handle beyond disturbs me btw.
Cal: Oh look! I can see Titanic! everyone
Rose: TheRealCalHockley -_-
Ruth: Getting on now #joy #jk #fml
Jack: We're the luckiest sons of bitchzz n the world! Fabri_DeRossi
Cal: Just posted a new pic on instagram xx
Picture: Cal making the duck face next to an unamused Rose. Titanic is in the background.
#GodSpeedTitanic is trending
Fabrizio: Jack_Dawson I see the statue of liberty #ItsJustReallySmallLol
Rose: RT EmoQuotesAreEmo: "No 1 understands what ur going thru. But you." – unknown
Ruth: RT BruceIsmay: This ship is UNKSINKABLE. The name Titanic was chosen to convey her enormous SIZE!
Rose: BruceIsmay penis.
Bruce Ismay: SigmundFreud You on this ship? RT for a "yes." #confusedlol
Jack: RT TommyRyanisIrish: Typical. First class dogs come down here 2 take a shite.
Cal: Has any1 seen my fiancé? #TimeToBuyThatLeash xD
Rose: Killing myself now #notkidding
Ruth: Rose_95 Don't be out too late, dear.
Jack: Just saved some chick's life and being accused of rape #awesome #not
Cal: Omg this little steerage bitch.
Rose: Jack_Dawson Follow me?
Jack: Rose_95 Sure. See ya tomorrow. Meet me on third class deck?
Jack is now following Rose_95
Rose: Jack_Dawson All right, Mr. Dawson.
Rose is now Following Jack_Dawson
Cal: I am looking forward to dinner tomorrow Jack_Dawson Rose_95
Cal is now following Jack_Dawson
Lovejoy is now literally following Jack_Dawson
Cal: Just gave my fiancé the present. #SheLovesItOfCourse
Rose: I think I saw classier jewelry on the collar of a dog. #puhhlease
Cal: I WON A FREE LIFE VEST! #TimeToThrowItOverBoard #UnsinkableShipDuh
Molly Brown: Dis ship cray! #yeeehaw
Ruth: UnsinkableBrownAwwwYeahhh Pleasure to meet you today -_-
Molly Brown: Ruth_DB #rude
Ruth: UnsinkableBrownAwwwYeahhh #newmoney
Rose: Spitting like a man w/ Jack_Dawson! :D #DidNotLearnThis #InFinishingSchool
Jack: You still kinda spit like a girl Rose_95 Work on that a bit more lol.
Thomas Andrews: RT Jack_Dawson: To making it count! – Very well said tonight, Jack.
Jack: TAndrews Thank you, sir.
Rose: Funny how some guys think they're commanders of the universe…
Cal: Rose_95 It's funny how some men DON'T #bahahaha
Jack: Rose_95 So… do u wanna go to real party?
Cal: Spicybaby Find her…
Jack: Rose_95 Come Josephine in my flying machine!11! #drunktweet
Rose: Jack_Dawson And it's up she goes UP SHE GOESZZ11!22! #drunkertweet
Cal: #lonely :(
Rose: Jack_Dawson still smiling after last night :) So much fun! #NowBreakfastWithCal #Ugh
Cal: Yup. Just flipped a table. Thor style. #SuckIt #NewGodofThunder
Ruth: Another self inflected nose bleed #fml
Rose: RT EmoQuotesAreEmo: "The hardest choices are the ones that hurt the most." – unkown
Jack: Rose_95 Heyyy. Wut's up? #lastnightwasGREAT
Jack: Rose_95 Still practicing those spitting skills? Lol
Jack: Rose_95 You okay?
Jack: Rose_95 You can't let them do this to you, Rose! Come on!
Lovejoy: Jack_Dawson Your presence here is no longer appropriate, Mr. Dawson. #Mmmkay #GetUrBrokeAssOuttaHere
Jack: Rose_95 They've got you trapped and ur gonna DIE if you don't break free. #AndISortaLoveYou #ALot
Rose: Jack_Dawson I'm sorry.
Cal: Did anyone know that this ship is made with over a thousand tons of HockleySteel?
Ruth: TheRealCalHockley Oh? Which parts?
Cal: Ruth_DB Only the good ones, of course ;)
Rose: Why do u 2 always have 2 flirt? #WishIJumped
Cal: RT CalHockley: I'm gayyy everyone #comingout - OKAY WHO THE HELL IS THIS?
Cal: RT CalHockley: That Jack_Dawson is lookin' very very sexayyy 2nite #dayamnboiii
Cal: I will find out who u r CalHockley And when I do you'll FULLY regret making a mockery of my name. #Fuckyouuuuuu
Rose: You know… screw this. I've changed my mind Jack_Dawson. #forgiveme?
Sigmund Freud: Rose_95 You GO girl #whoot
Jack: Rose_95 Finally! Let's chill?
Rose: Jack_Dawson Come to my suite. Bring your art stuff ;)
Jack: Nm about French chicks… #BestNightEver
Rose: RT BestLoveQuotes: "I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day. Spread my wings and fly away." – R Kelly
Lovejoy: TheRealCalHockley I see them! Damn she fast, son. #wheezing
Cal: Spicybaby Damnit Spicer. GET HER. #DramaticEyeBrowMovement
Lovejoy: TheRealCalHockley I lost them. Look, just come to the room. There's something here that you'll want to see. #SpicyOut
Jack: Ummmm #score
Rose: Incase you were wondering TheRealCalHockley it's completely over between us.
Cal: Rose_95 YOU ARE ACTING COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.
Rose: TheRealCalHockley (Twitter Picture)
Cal: Rose_95 AHHHHHHHdfkdlfjdskfjqaijsj #CanNeverUnSeeThat
Ismay: RT TAndrews: May or may not have just hit an iceberg. – So What? When will we get underway?
Andrews: BruceIsmay This doesn't look good.
Ismay: TAndrews But this ship can't sink!
Jack: Going to inform TheRealCalHockley and Rose_95's mom about the berg. #KillMeNow
#IcebergStruckByTitanic is now trending
Rose: RT EmoQuotesAreEmo: "You think you know somebody, until they do something you didn't know they would do." – Justin Bieber
Jack: This is really not my freakin' week.
Cal: Mwahahaha #MoreEyebrowAction
Rose: #ReallyWishIJumped #ScrewUCal
RMS Titanic: To all passengers: Put on your life vests and await further instruction. #ButItsJustaDrill #SoDontWorry
Cal: RMSTitanic This is ridiculous.
Rose: RT TAndrews: In an hour or so… all this will be at the bottom of the Atlantic.
Jack: #HandcuffedToPole #Perfect
Cal: "Not the better half." - me #ISlayMyself
Rose: Thanks for those spitting lessons Jack_Dawson Cal should find they came in handy.
Cal: Ew.
Rose: TAndrews Message me directions to where they'd keep a man who's under arrest. #nowplz
Jack: OH SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! #SHIT
Cal: Spicybaby Find Rose_95 I'll look for a boat that's letting on men.
Rose: Great service down here #sarcasm #steerageprobs
Jack: Running to one of the last boats left. What the actual fuck RMSTitanic?
Lovejoy: TheRealCalHockley Coming over now. I found her… with him.
Cal: Spicybaby We must hurry. It's starting to fall apart.
Tommy: Jack_Dawson just sent me and Fabri_DeRossi to find another boat. Best of luck to you Rose_95.
Cal: Rose is in the boat. #IAlwaysWin
Rose: Wow. Just jumped off a lifeboat feet above the freezing ocean. #YOLO
Jack: Rose_95 Ur so STUPID! I'm at the grand staircase.
Cal: TIME TO GO SERIAL KILLER PSYCHO #RoseIsDeadToMe
Rose: That awkward moment when ur fiancé tries to kill you and ur new bf.
Cal: I put the coat on her! #SuperPissed
Ruth: Sitting next to second class bitches #FirstClassProbs
Molly Brown: Here's something you don't see everyday (Twitter picture)
Rose: Where I met Jack_Dawson for the first time. Who could have imaged all of this could happen?
#NearerMyGodToThee is trending
Jack: Lifeboats. Come back now. #KindOfDyingHere
Rose: Goodbye.
Cal: Any regrets Rose_95? #PerhapsChoosingTheLoser?
Rose: TheRealCalHockley You unimaginable bastard. Oh. Want to take a guess who CalHockley was all along?
Cal: Rose_95 WENCH!
Jack: Found another piece of floating debris. #MaybeThisWeekWasntThatBad
Rose: In a lifeboat w/ Jack_Dawson #blessed
Jack: Rose_95 #MoreBlessed
Cal: Rose_95 #HopeUrHappyBeingAWhore!
Rose: TheRealCalHockley I'd rather be his whore than your wife.
Rose has unfollowed TheRealCalHockley
Jack: TheRealCalHockley I think there's some ice over there for that burn.
Jack has unfollowed TheRealCalHockley
Cal: Rose_95 Jack_Dawson #MyHeartWillGoOn Bitches.
#MyHeartWillGoOn is now trending
THE END