My 1st one-shot!let me know how I did. ~Love O.W.C.E

"A Game"

One day, the Cullens were all going on about their normal rotien.

Bella and Edward at the cottage-doing God knows what, Alice and Jasper traveling near Europe, Rosalie and Emmett lounging in the living room, lying in each other's arms against the white sofa. The one that just so happens to hold the stains from the cup of human blood Bella drank while pregnant with Renesmee, Carlisle working at the Hospital near Port Angeles and Esme working on re-modeling the Cullen Mansion.

What changed was Renesmee and her inquery while waiting for Jacob.

"What's sex?" She questioned out of boredom. Emmett and Rose snapped their heads towards their only niece.

Em smirked and replied, "A , Nes?" Rose smacked the back of her husband's rock solid head, He mocked hurt.

"Oh, I wana play!" Nessie piped up. She was at least five months old and looked physically eight. Her mentalitity still progressing rapidly.

Emmett's booming laugh vibrated through the Mansion. All the while, Rose scoffed in shock at her niece's words.

"Nessie, you're still young and you 'play' with someone you love dearly." Rosalie explained blandly.

"I love Jacob." Nes said, as if it was an obvious answer.

"No, Renesmee! At least, not with the God awefull dog until you're older." Rose replied, with pure disgust.

Even after all, these months the rest of the family agreed to storing the damn mutt in the house, she still hasn't found a way to rid it of the wet dog smell.

Just then, Jacob came through the front door.

"Hey, guys," He greeted the silent room. He then added, "Am I missing something, Blondie?" He aimed towards Rosalie.

"Don't you knock anymore, Mutt? And no." She hissed.

Nessie came up to embrace Jacob. She hadn't seen him since his patrol last night.

"Jake, I wana play sex with you!" She exclaimed quickly and ran off towards her parents cottage but not fast enough.

"WHAT!"Jake bellowed.

"Well, that's one game that I don't want to see who wins." Emmett stated.

Rose growled at her man-child mate.