A/N: So...yeah. I will not leave again, I PROMISE! I fail every time, anyway. So, this is a Kurbastian fic, that starts out as Klaine. There will most likely be angst, jealous!Blaine, oblivious!Kurt and adorbz!Sebastian. Please review! I am currently working on chapter two, so hopefully that will be up soon.

There will also be Niff, Samcedes, Brittana, Tike and either Faberry or Quartie (probably Quartie w/ previous Faberry or vice versa)

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, Kurt, Blaine, Sebastian or any others mentioned. They are owned by Ryan Murphy and by extension, FOX. I am not FOX or Ryan Murphy and neither do I own either of them, so, therefore, Glee is logically not mine.

Please enjoy!

All Sebastian had heard about since he'd joined the Warbler's was Blaine this and Blaine that. He was dying to meet this Blaine guy. He'd heard that his voice was sexy as hell and that he was gorgeous to boot. He was stoked to meet the guy until he walked in on Jeff and Nick talking in the Senior Commons one day. "I miss Kurtie," Jeff said, leaning his head on Nick's shoulder. Nick chuckled, planting a light kiss on top of his head.

"I miss him too, Jeff. But just remember, he's dating Blaine and I'm dating you." Sebastian cringed at the mention of Blaine having a boyfriend, but quickly shook it off. He could easily break them up, no problem. He was a little interested in the boyfriend though. I mean, his name was Kurtie (or some variation of that). He had to be worth finding out about. So, he cleared his throat and entered the room.

"Hey Niff. What're you guys talking about?" Jeff eagerly sat up and started bouncing.

"Kurtie Warbler. Nick and I miss him." Jeff said, frowning, losing his bounce. Nick filled in.

"His name's Kurt and he joined us last year and left us last year. Which sucks, because he's a countertenor and is amazing." Sebastian raised his eyebrow.

"A countertenor?" Nick nodded. "Impressive," Sebastian said. Wonder what he sounds like in the sack, he thought.

"I know. Jeff and I always wanted to know what he sounded like in bed, but he was so obviously a virgin, and a blushing one at that. But still, he's quit the looker. More so than Blaine, in our combined opinion." Now Sebastian was truly intrigued.

"More attractive than Blaine? But he's all the Warbler's ever talk about." Sebastian egged them on.

"Definitely. He's taller by a bit, but not much. I mean, Blaine's a hobbit. He has silky smooth skin…at least that's how it looks. It's milky white, he has beautiful glasz eyes, cute nose, kissable lips, elf-like ears and gorgeous chestnut hair…" Nick trailed off, thinking about Kurt until he was nudged in the side by Jeff. He blushed. "Anyway, Jeff and I have to get going. See ya around Bas." Niff got up off the couch and walked hand-in-hand out of the commons, leaving a very hard Sebastian in their wake. Now he really wanted to meet Blaine, if only to get the chance to meet his sexy-as-fuck sounding boyfriend.