Stallion6 of Deviantart here! This is my first story, so please, no flames. Yes, I admit I am a Kung Fu Panda fan, due to liking things that actually take my mind off of the stresses I face in College. As I said in my profile, I am a HUGE Naruto fan, and thus most of my stories might involve Naruto (or Naruto Abridged jokes). Still, I like variety, and thus you might also see a lot of crossover fics-like this one. I am using the actual Japanese style of introducing names by the last name first.

Oh! And if I miss-spell anything, please let me know!

I am also planning a Star Wars/Harry Potter crossover that I brainstormed with DZ2.

Kung Fu-Naruto

Chapter 1

Sarutobi Hiruzen-the Sandaime Hokage sighed as he looked at the clearing where the Kyuubi no Yoko had just been sealed into Uzumaki Naruto. His parents, Uzumaki Kushina and Namikaze Minato lay dead on either side of the crying infant, a hole where their abdomen was from the claw that they took to protect their son (a real heroic move in my book, taking a fatal wound to save your child) "Minato…." Hiruzen sadly, "I will do my best to honor your last wishes….for Naruto to be seen as a hero who keeps the Kyuubi at bay…" However, as he turned to talk to the ANBU behind him, a shinobi that had been on the front-line of the Kyuubi attack ran forward and grabbed Naruto and held a kunai to the newborn's throat. His house had been destroyed in the attack and anger and the desire for revenge clouded his mind. "STAND DOWN!" Hiruzen ordered, his face twisted in rage. "I don't think so…Hiruzen-san….this Demon has to pay for what it has done…" All of a sudden, with a body-flicker jutsu, the man vanished. "Wolf! After him!" Hiruzen ordered, and a grey-haired ANBU with a wolf-mask (it looked more like a wolf than a dog mask in Ultimate Ninja 3) with the left eye area cut out, revealing a sharingan eye nodded and took off after him.

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The now-rogue Chunin that had abducted Naruto felt the ANBU's chakra signature quickly approaching and, panicking, tossed the newborn into a traveling caravan to hide the blonde-haired infant until he could escape his pursuer. As the ninja ran towards the gate, he heard a sound of a thousand chirping birds before a sudden pain exploded from him and everything turned black.

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Unbeknownst to the ANBU, the caravan started its journey to the lands outside of the elemental nations just as he started his technique. Another ANBU, this one with a Tiger mask approached him. "Senpai! I've got bad news. I felt Naruto-kun's chakra, but it has gone out of the village" The grey-haired ANBU sighed disdainfully and looked at the main gate. "Be safe….little brother…"

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LOCATION: UNKNOWN

TIME SINCE ABDUCTION: UNKNOWN

A package was set down in front of a Chinese-style building along with a bundle, which immediately started crying. Within the building, a green Tree Viper with two lotus flowers on her head awoke at the noise. This was Master Viper-Master of the Snake-Style Kung Fu (Author Note: I am actually learning techniques on my own from this style). Now many were afraid of her due to the fact she was a snake and the daughter of Grand Master Viper-who was known for his deadly venom. However, Viper was actually a kind and caring person and had a major birth defect. She had been born without fangs. At first, Viper thought of having another person dealing with whatever was making the noise, but decided against it. Master Monkey would probably take it as a joke. Tigress, well, she was an entirely different story. Her heart was like a cold stone. She had voiced that she believed that relationships (which was Viper's dream to be in one) were nothing but a waste of time, clearly hinting that she had no desire to become a mother.(1) Mantis…well, he was OVER-sensitive and had a habit of lashing out either vocally or physically at whatever he believed to be an insult. Shifu would instantly send the young one to the orphanage, and Po…would probably think whatever was making the noise was awesome. Viper smiled at the thought of the panda. Before he had arrived, the "Furious Five" had a regular routine. Train, fight crime, eat, and sleep. That was all they ever did. Then Po had been named by Master Oogway as the "Dragon Warrior" and had defeated not only Tai Lung, but the evil Lord Shen. When Po had first been named, Shifu had done EVERYTHING he could think of to get Po to quit. However, what got Viper's attention was the fact he only did not quit, he actually proved everyone wrong. Slithering out of her room, she went to investigate the source of the crying.

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"So Naruto somehow was taken out of the village…" Hiruzen said, looking into his crystal ball. "Minato….Kushina….I won't fail you. No matter how long it takes, I will find your son." Unbeknownst to Hiruzen, there was an ANBU sitting outside where he couldn't see listening to him. Unlike the regular ANBU though, his mask was blank except for the word "NE" on it. "Danzo-sama needs to hear this" The ANBU spoke in an emotionless tone before vanishing.

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Master Viper made it outside where the package was lying along with the bundle. "Master Monkey's new staff has come in, I see" She muttered to herself. However, the crying was coming from the other bundle. Cautiously, she used her tail to open the bundle slightly, revealing an infant's head with spiky blonde hair, three whisker marks on each cheek, and sky blue eyes filled with tears. "A human…but….those were supposed to exist only in legends…in the unknown lands outside China…" She said to herself. The infant blinked and reached out a hand towards the flowers on her head. On his wrist was a hospital band with his birth date and his name. "Uzumaki….Naruto…" She said with a grin, gently holding him in her coils, "welcome to the Jade palace.."

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AND CUT! This has been chapter 1! Remember to review!

1 According to an official bio of tigress, it had her quoted saying that relationships were a "waste of time"