Haha! My best friend and I were walking home from an after school activity, when a boy on a bike went past us and said to some girls walking behind us... "Wassup bitches!"

It was hilarious! I hope this one is too.

Superman AKA Clark Kent AKA The Ignorant Idiot's POV

I was just fighting Lex Luthor again. He had kryptonite but he wasn't using it... yet. So we were fighting and all that. I just don't know why he can't give up already. We've beaten him millions of times. But he still keeps comin' , I am impressed at his perseverance though. No other Leaguer was there since I just called them five minutes ago.

But then all of a sudden I saw Superboy on his New Genesis Motorcycle or sphere. I was surprised. You would think the boy would be in school or something, but NOOOO! He would be in Metropolis. I thought he was coming to help...

OH WHO WAS I KIDDING?

He sped past me and Luthor while saying...

"WASSUP BITCHES!"

That was the most shocking thing that I have ever heard said to me.

ME! SUPERMAN! MAN OF STEEL! THE LAST SON OF KRYPTON! THE BIG BLUE BOYSCOUT! THE GUY THAT'S CUTE AS A BUTTON!

Who does that kid think he is? And why say it to me? I didn't do anything wrong... did I? I still can't believe what just happened. Did the kid get exposed to some kryptonite?

All I said was, "Say what now?"

Lex Luthor AKA Arch-Enemy of Superman AKA The Bald Guy With The Big Head's POV

I was fighting Superman in my titanium suit... yet again. Why I can't fuckin' kill him by now is beyond me. I faced him many times, I got him to his knees tons of times, yet I can't kill him. At the last minute, one his Justice Buddies would knock me down or out and he would win.

I hope this time I would win. But my head calculates that there is only a slim possibility that I would win and kill him. Anyway, at least none of his friends are here yet.

Then I saw him. My son or should I say our son? Was racing towards us on his flying motorcycle. I thought he was going to help Superman. To my surprise he didn't. Even more surprising is what he did.

He rode past us while saying...

"WASSUP BITCHES!"

That was very shocking and surprising. But why would he say that to me? Even the heroes in tights don't say that to me. But my son would say that to me?

ME! LEX LUTHOR! THE PRESIDENT! LEADER OF THE INJUSTICE GANG! THE... UH... WHY CAN'T I THINK OF OTHER NAMES?

Who does that boy think he is? Why did he say that to me? I never did anything wrong to him... did I? Still trying to make sense of what just happened. Did he get exposed to kryptonite?

All I could say before I got knocked out by being hit with a mace on my back was, "Say what now?"

Haha! That was hilarious to write even though it was short.

Writing the next chapter on Babyfied, don't worry. Having a hard time with it though.

Anyway, how did you like this one shot?

I want you to review... Now.