HEY people! You might know me, I'm the hobo in the dumpster behind the drug store! I'm obsessed with Hunger Games, I had a Hunger Games read along with the hobo behind Applebees….very popular hobo hangout. OK TO THE STORY. I DO NOT OWN HUNGER GAMES.

Name: Katniss Everdeen

Age: 16.

Likes: Shooting small bambis and dumbos and laughing about it.

Dislikes: Dentists

Relationship: IDK, Suzanna Collins never told me who I married. I mean, there was this part after the book ended called "epilogue" or something, but that wouldn't tell me anything!

KatnissHatesCats: Sooo…did anyone like my profile?

RueTheAngel: Should we tell her about the epilogue?

Prim'sOnHerWay: Nah

HaymitchIsNotSober: I woke up in my living room holding a body bag and mace.

KatnissHatesCats: EWWW! Haymitch, did u go on another hit-and-run spree at Mcdonalds.

HaymitchIsNotSober: BACK AWAY, FOUL BEAST!

JohannaTheAxe: Oooh, taking to ur cat again?

HaymitchIsNotSober: NO!

GaleLikesSquirrels: cough*skitso*cough

HaymitchIsNotSober: SHUT UP! SATURDAY IS MY SKITZO DAY!

RueTheAngel: OMG 2day is Saturday.

HaymitchIsNotSober: Oh…..well, that's unfortunate.

KatnissHatesCats: Gale, u like squirrels?

GaleLikesSquirrels: Katniss, u h8 cats?

JohannaTheAxe: Hey, maybe the usernames will give u a hint! :D

EffieTrinket: Haymitch, r u drunk?

Haymitch: fsdhgdh….gdgdgdg….GLUG!

Prim'sOnHerWay: Think he answered ur question.

HaymitchIsNotSober: HAHA, Effie dresses like a rejected circus clown!

EffieTrinket: UR WEARING A RABBIT SUIT!

HaymitchIsNotSober: This is true….

PeetaBreadboy: GUESS WHAT, I went 2 the dentist, and he gave me a bread sticker!

Prim'sOnHerWay: So?

PeetaBreadboy: Well…..I thought it…..it was kind of….I liked…fine, I'll throw it out.

JohannaTheAxe: *applause

Peeta: HEY!

RueTheAngel: *applause

PeetaBreadboy: MEAN!

Prim'sOnHerWay: *applesauce

RueTheAngel: U wrote applesauce

Prim'sOnHerWay: I meant to.

PeetaBreadboy: No-one will buy my bread!

JohannaTheAxe: Awww, I'll but it!

Peetabreadboy: Rele?

JohannaTheAxe: No. Luv ya.

PeetaBreadboy:

KatnissHatesCats: Me and Gale

Bought your bread!

PeetaBreadboy: Yeah, but I swear, some bald guy tried 2 trade me an anemic rat 4 a cake.

EffieTrinket: DON'T BE SO SILLY! Anemic rats don't exist!

AnemicRatSoup: That's because they all made us into soup.

EffieTrinket: AHHHHHHHHHH!

PeetaBreadboy: What, it's not SCARY!

EffieTrinket: No, not that, I spilled water all over my chair!

GaleLikesSquirells: And?

EffieTrinket: IT…..WAS…..MAHOGANY!

HaymitchIsNotSober: U hve a spiritual connection with mahogany!

EffieTrinket: Coming from the man barfing on his rug right now!

HaymitchIsNotSober: HEY, I'm not barf…..GTG!

KatnissHatesCats: Y is he barfing?

BeeteeLikesPie: Well, it's a forceful of expulsion of the contents of one's stomach through the mouth, nose, and sometimes ears.

Prim'sOnHerWay: …..

BeeteeLikesPie: Oh, except scratch that last bit.

PeetaBreadboy: Crap, tht was the bit tht I understood!

FinnickIsAwesome: Hey, guys guess what?

JohannaTheAxe: Please tell me it's not related 2 ur skin tone.

FinnickIsAwesome: No, President Snow sent me emetics.

AnnieTheCookie: OOOH, lucky u, Finnick, I bet u cnt wait 2 try them out!

FinnickIsAwesome: It's ipecac.

AnnieTheCookie: Oh…

PeetaBreadboy: Oohh….a customer….with an anemic rat. He wants the cake for the rat.

HaymitchIsNotSober: Tht's a good deal, TAKE THE DEAL BOY!

-Peeta has logged off.