Hi guys! Okay, so this is my first fan fiction that's anything like this. I promise to try my hardest on it. It is for Tess Overbeck my moiral () I don't think there is enough of this kind of fanfic out there, it saddens me. I really wanted to read it, but there was nothing :( I was reading on where Karkat is all hot and bothered and horny (NOT A PUN!) after he eats these red gushers and thought, what if John ate some bad ones? And thus this was born. I should not be allowed to write fanfics… period!

Warning for Rape, Bondage, things along those lines and OOC John. That last one should be understandable considering which kind of John I am meant to be doing. I can't figure out what the name is though, I don't think its actually Psycho!John, if you think you have a good name for it please post it in the replies!

==} AUTHOR: CEASE WITH THE NOTES AND START THE STORY

Yeah, yeah I know.

==} Reader: Be Karkat

You are now Karkat Vantas, a troll. You don't know how the hell this works if you were the reader only moments ago whilst you were looking at those Author notes up there but you couldn't care less really. You should probably stop breaking the fourth wall now and go on with what Karkat Vantas, that's you, was doing before the reader suddenly became Karkat Vantas, again that's you. That activity happens to be looking for the annoying derp John Egbert. The ship that John, Jade and Davesprite have been on for the last three years, give or take, landed on the meteor roughly a week ago. In that time you have seen John once. When it landed you meet the boy for the first time in person. He was roughly your height. Though you're sure you are at least an inch taller then him, but your lying, he is in fact almost a foot taller then you. You are in complete denial that he is not. Since then you haven't seen him. That's really strange because you remember the conversion when he was able to contact you… okay so you saw that his chum-handle was online and you pestered him first. No you were not sitting at your computer waiting for him. No you have never done that. Shut up you Karkat Vantas you do not have flushed feelings for John Egbert… expect your lying again. You know your lying but that is not stopping you from pretending you aren't. This introduction is really getting on your nerves. How about you start again. Your name is Karkat Vantas, you don't know how you suddenly became Karkat Vantas but you did. You are roughly 7 and a half sweeps old. You are now on a big ass floating ship looking for you flush crush John Egbert whom you haven't seen in 6 days after almost three years with no contact. You are now in his darkened room on the ship and holy shit did something just move?

Holy shit, something just moved. This is fucking freaky. You want to get the fuck out of here right now. But you cant; your legs are frozen in place. You hear giggling. "Egderp this isn't fucking funny!" You yell out. No, this is not funny; it's scary as fuck. You don't relies how close you are to the wall until John is pressing you against it, his hands trapping yours above you head. Your eyes widen in shock and you wonder what the fuck is going on.
"Now, now Karkat that isn't my name." John says. The wind rushes out of you and you don't think that's because of Johns windy-thing. His voice isn't the derpy voice he used to greet you, not the derpy voice that you always thought he would sound like when you pestered each other, its dark and its creepy and fuck you don't think it could be any sexier.
"What the fuck do you think your doing Egbert?" You growl after a moment of staring breathlessly. You've recovered from your earlier moment of shock and are glaring at him.
"That's my last name, not my first name." John smirks, you can see it in his eyes, and he knows that you're freaking out on the inside.
"I fucking know that fuckass. I wasn't hatched yesterday." You growl. Johns smirk seems to faultier into a frown slightly and his nails dig into your wrists painfully.
"Call me by my name!" He commands, his voice doesn't raise any louder but his eyes harden and you gulp slightly.
"W…what the fuck John?" You stutter. The victorious smirk on his face is almost sickening, though that might just be the feeling of dread.

"Actually…" John says moving his lips to your ear and lowering his face to a whisper. "I have a better idea, call me master." Your eyes widen again and you gasp as he playfully nibs your ear. He chuckles. "Go on, say it."
"W…what the fuck? I'd never call you that fuckass!" You say, slightly out of breath. John holds her wrists tighter and you let out a hiss of pain.
"Say it!" He commands, growling into your ear slightly. Can he even growl? You never knew. He didn't seem the kind of person to growl.

"Make me!" You say, your wrists are held tighter and you hiss again as you feel a drop of your mutant colored blood drip down your arm.
"I plan to do just that." His voice is back to being the scary, creepy and somehow extremely sexy voice it was before. You try to fight him off of you but your attempts are useless. You start to freak out a bit more when you hear a loud noise and the whole ship seems to jump.
"What the fuck was that?" You ask, even though your pretty sure you already know the answer. John smirks at you and you gulp again.
"I'm pretty sure you already know that Karkitty~." He says, you try to glare at him as he uses Nepeta's nickname for you. You don't know where he heard it from, but you do know your glare isn't doing much.
"Don't fucking call me that!" You growl. John giggles darkly back and moves his lips to your neck. Your eyes widen again as he sucks lightly, nibbling here and there. You gasp, her eyes widening again. You'd be lying if you said you didn't want this, but something's wrong. John isn't acting like he normally does, he isn't the derpy John Egbert you know and feel red for. He's dark and something's just… wrong.
"Stop! Fucking hell! Get off of me!" You say, your voice slightly panicked as you try harder to get him off you. John just chuckled, holding you against the wall almost effortlessly as you strangled.

"Come on Karkat, don't even bother lying and saying you don't want this. We both know you do." He says and you know he's telling the truth. You want this, you want him. But you also don't. Not like this.

"No, I don't! Get the fu…" You deny, or try to at least. He silences you with a kiss before the curse has even finished leaving your mouth. You try your hardest not to kiss him back, you fail. John smirks as he pulls away and you regret the whimper that you accidently let pass your lips. Johns smirk only widens.

"What were you going to say?" He chuckles. You glare at him.
"Fuck you." He chuckles again and brings his mouth to your ear again.
"You have it backwards Karkat, I'll be the one fucking you." He said. Your face goes red, which only makes John chuckle more. He bites your ear again and turns you over so that you're facing the wall. You grunt as John ties you hands behind your back using a rope that must have been close by. He turns you over again and resumes kissing your lips. You once again fail to not kiss back. The smirk still present on johns face looks so unfamiliar and out of place. His face didn't look like it belonged to John rather that it belonged to someone else who was wearing Johns face and changing it. If Vriska hadn't been dead Karkat wouldn't have out it past her to be controlling the human boys mind. But she couldn't be, so what was going on?

Your still trying to struggle but it's harder and hurts more with your arms behind your back. John leans closer to you, pressing you against the wall and hurting your arms, you wince but he doesn't seem to care. He rests his hands on the bottom of your shirt and slowly pulls it up. You shut your eyes tight turning to think your anywhere else, that this is not happening. But it is, and you know it is and you can't stop it. John chuckles and moves his mouth to your neck once more, sucking, nibbling, kissing and teasing the sensitive skin. "John stop, please." You say weakly. You're slightly out of breath and fighting to keep noises from escaping your lips. John doesn't stop. Instead he sucks a little harder, leaving a few hickeys, than he licks the bruised skin, sending shivers down your spine. The quietest moan-like noise escapes your guard. John giggles darkly and you can feel the noise while he is kissing your neck, his voice vibrating against your skin. "Are you sure~ you want me to stop Karkat~? I would reckon your likely this." He mocks, talking into your neck, his voice vibrating against you.
"Yes, I am sure I want you to fucking stop!" You say harshly, which may not be the best idea you've had but you're not really caring at the moment. John chuckles and makes his way up to your ear, leaving a trail of soft kisses behind.
"How about this, if you call me master I might think about stopping." He says, his voice dark and scary as ever. You gulp. You have two options here. Give in to John and lose any pride you still have left, or let John rape you. Your not sure which sounds worse… okay so you know exactly which would be worse but you're an extremely stubborn troll and there is no grantee that Johns going to stop. You also reckon that weighing up and your options and talking your time like this is probably not the best thing to do. John might get bored with waiting, or might take it the wrong way. "Stop." You say at last. Swallowing you wait for John's reply which your certain you can guess.
"Who are you telling to stop?" He chuckles into you ear, yep there it is. Well, bye-bye pride.
"Stop, master." You mutter quietly and hope that he hears you and doesn't get you to repeat it. He does because you can hear him chuckling louder.
"That's a good boy." He says, he retreats his hands and walks away. You watch him go before your knees give in. Your hands are still tied behind your back, but really you don't care. You just called John 'master' and you can already guess that your going to have to do it in the future to.

After what seems like forever you stand up and thank the fact that John didn't close the door. You make your way from his room and onto the deck to have your suspicions confirmed. You look around, no meteor in sight. That noise was the ship launching into space. No you have no idea where you are, on some giant-ass boat with a John who you cant believe is John. Fuck your life.

That's the first chapter! Hope you like it, and yeah, go ahead and kill me because I should not be allowed to write fanfictions and I know it. I hope you are happy Tess because this is all for you. I think it's going to be roughly four chapters long.

And I will have you know that the next chapter will have mature content! It will also be pretty important… probably. Well, it'll defiantly have mature content!

==} Author: Finish with the Notes no one ever reads and sign off.

Yeah, yeah, I'm getting there.

Reviews are highly welcome, good or bad.

Death threats are expected wither simply thought up or actually sent XD

And remember:

NEVER EAT THE GREEN GUSHERS!

This is SabertoothShadow signing off because that is the rule of the '==}' sign; you have to do what your told!

*absconds!*