Hii! All I can say is that I understand if you want to run me over with a bus… but please don't… yeah.

I'll make this chapter long to make up for the HUGE wait. Thanks for those who stuck with me

I'm not sure if you might think Jade is a little OOC when she is with Beck. But in my eyes, she's much nicer when she's with Beck. Yeah.

Disclaimer: VICTORIOUS IS NOT MINE. THANKS A LOT, SCHNEIDER!

Episode: Robarazzi

A/N I'm gonna start this half way through the episode…

Beck's POV

"Is it splitsville for Beck and Jade?"

Robbie's voice came booming though the laptop. I raised my eyebrows slightly as a picture of a split heart, with Jade and I on each piece, came up on the screen. All this didn't really get to me; I knew it was all fake, so why bother stressing over it, right? I looked behind, just being able to see Jade. I gave a small laugh, her expression looked hilarious, it was as if she was about to spit take. I'm glad she didn't; I'm right in front of her; that wouldn't turn out well. Well, for me. Jade would probably find that hilarious.

"All this and tons more on 'Robarazzi' starring Robbie Shapiro."

Tori furiously tapped the key, making the video pause. It seemed that everyone was affected by it, but me. Seriously, what's the worse Robbie could do? He's just trying to create hype, and showing we're getting annoyed by it, doesn't make it any better. I calmly screwed the lid to my water bottle back on.

"He's a dead man,"

"Beck and I aren't splitting up!" Jade exclaimed, clearly annoyed. I smirked, and decided to mess with her a little. Don't blame me; she's just so cute when she's frustrated.

"Well…"

"Dude."

"Kidding," I smirked.

"I use an appropriate amount of Ketchup!"

"Let's go fix this, right now,"

We started to get our bags. I didn't really care about this whole thing, but followed them anyway.

"Cat, are you coming?"

"Oh my god! Underwear that floats!" she said, disregarding Tori's question, and taking her pear phone, probably to buy yet another product from the sky store.

What the fuck? Who would actually need underwear that floats?

We made our way to the room where Robbie would probably be recording another one of his videos.

Tori barged in, the rest of us following.

"HEY!"

"I DON'T USE ANY MORE KETCHUP THAN THE NEXT GUY!"

"Woah, Woah, Woah, you guys, we're in the middle of taping my show!" Robbie said, gesturing to a camera.

"Beck and I are not splitsville!"

I chuckled, she was just so cute when she was frustrated.

"Well…"

"IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?!"

I laughed.

"Kidding," I said, stroking her arm.

Then they started to film us. What the…

"ROBBIE! You're not gonna have any friends left if you keep exploiting us for your dumb blog!"

That was true…

"Okay, we have Tori fuh-huh-reaking out!" he said, scribbling something down on the board.

What the heck?

"Is he serious?"

"Really?"

We walked towards him. Now he was just being ridiculous.

And before we knew it, we were arguing, and the whole thing was on camera. See what I meant about creating hype?

"STOP!"

All heads turned towards Tori.

"This is your last chance. Are you gonna stop this Robarazzi thing or not?"

He seemed to think about it for a bit, and then turned to write on his board.

"Okay, we have Tori, Andre, Beck and Jade, all caught on a psychotic rampage,"

"Oh, my god," I heard Jade murmur.

"Robbie!" Tori protested, but he seemed to ignore us. She groaned, and dragged Andre out, with Jade and I behind them. I tried putting my hand around her waist, but she walked faster, purposely avoiding me. Oh, come on! It was just a joke!

We followed Tori and Andre to Tori's locker.

"He can't be serious right? He's not gonna just ditch us because his stupid blog has gotten more 'popular'"

"I know! Who does he think he is?"

"Guys, guys, calm down," I get where they were coming from, but I bet you, in a few days, this Robarazzi thing would be old news. They're really stressing over nothing.

"Soon enough, this whole Robarazzi thing would be old news, give it a day or two,"

The bell rang. Jade and I weren't in any classes together after lunch today, so I guess I'll see her at the end of the day. I turned towards her, wanting to kiss her quickly before we went to class. But she scoffed, and rolled her eyes, and walked away. I frowned. She can't have taken what I said to heart right?

Jade's POV

Beck turned toward me, probably wanting to kiss me, seeing as we didn't have any classes together for the rest of the day. I scoffed, he can't be serious right? He basically said that he didn't want to be with me. I rolled my eyes, walking to my next class. If he was going to be like that then fine. I'll just avoid him before he actually decides to officially dump me. I grimaced at the thought, but decided to ignore the fear creeping in. What if he was actually serious? What if he didn't love me anymore? What if he was in love with someone else? What-

I was snapped out of my thoughts when a blonde slutty chick tapped my on the shoulder. She was wearing a very low cut top, showing her plastic boobs, and a mini skirt, that didn't really cover much. Hoe.

"What do you want," I demanded giving her a glare.

"So, I heard you and Beck broke up?"

"What? No, we didn't!"

"Yeah, didn't you watch Robarazzi? He even said 'well', meaning he wants to break up with you. And I thought he would have done that by now," she replied, shrugging. I felt like punching her in the face.

"Beck and I are not splitting up. Now get your slutty ass out of my face right. Now." I said. She scurried off. Good. I walked to class, more annoyed than I was before.

Finally the bell rang, signalling the end of the day. Thank god. I was in an even worse mood than I was before, if that was actually possible. But I had a legit reason. At least 10 girls had come over, asking if beck and I had broken up, and some lame guys came over, to ask me out. I poured coffee over all of them. Serves them right.

I huffed, and practically ran out of class. I just want this day to be over. I walked to the school parking lot, but then stopped in my tracks. I groaned. I had forgotten I rode with Beck today. I saw him leaning on his car, throwing and catching his keys in one hand, probably waiting for me. I tried to avoid his gaze, as he looked around the parking lot, searching for me, or maybe some slut he was gonna date after he dumped me. I guess I'll have to walk.

I started to make my way out of school, when I felt someone grip my arm. I turned around. It was Beck. Wow, he was fast.

"Hey, hold up. I'm dropping you off remember?"

I rolled my eyes.

"I'll walk," he frowned.

"Jade…"

I shook my hand out of his grip, just to have him grab it again.

"I'm not letting you walk all the way home. You live miles away! Come on,"

He practically dragged me over to his car. By now, the majority of people had left, and it was just us two and a few others here and there.

I huffed, and crossed my arms, and sat in the passenger seat. He went round to the driver's side, opened the door, and slid in.

"Just drop me home," I mumbled, my arms still crossed.

He sighed and started the car. I closed my eyes. I know what was gonna happen. He was going to stop me just before I would go into my house and dump me then. I kept my eyes closed through the whole ride. I didn't even care if he was staring at me. I was just trying to calm myself, and make sure I didn't cry in front of him when he would break up with me. The car stopped and I opened my eyes. My eyes widened as I started in front of me. We were at his RV. I turned towards him.

"I told you to take me home,"

He shrugged.

"Oh well,"

He got out of the car, and I had no choice but to do the same. I rolled my eyes as he smirked, opening the door to his RV. He stepped aside, letting me go first. I huffed and stepped in, with Beck right behind me.

I turned towards him. His expression was serious. My heart started to beat faster, and my palms got sweaty. Sweaty. Gross. This was it. He was going to break up with me and go out with Vega. I just know it.

"Can we talk?"

"S-sure," I cringed, as I stuttered. Damn.

"Jade, I-"

"Just… don't. I get it Beck. You want to break up with me. You've wanted to for a while. I get it. I-I'm gonna go-"

"Wait, what? No, wait, Jade," he grabbed my arm. I cringed. I could tell I was about to cry.

"I don't want to break up with you," he said, softly.

See I knew it- wait, what?

"Huh?" I whispered, and turned around, facing him.

"I don't want to break up with you, Jade, I never did. I was gonna apologize about what I said earlier, I didn't know you would take it seriously… I'm so sorry,"

I stared at him, my mouth slightly agape. Then I punched him on the arm. Hard.

"You idiot!"

"I'm so sorry! I didn't realise!"

"You didn't realise? Do you have any idea how worried I was?! I kept thinking you were going to dump me as soon as you saw me, so I had to avoid you! And do have any idea how many sluts have come up to me asking if we broke up?!"

I was mad, but more relieved than anything. He didn't want to break up with me. He still loved me. Relief flooded my body.

"I'm really sorry! Please forgive me, babe," he pleaded. I crossed my arms and turned away, biting my lip.

"I don't know. I'm very mad at you,"

He slid his arms tight around my waist from behind and kissed my neck.

"Please,"

I gasped as he nibbled on a particular spot.

"N-no,"

"Please," he turned me around. I looked down at the floor. I felt his fingers tilting my chin up. He rested his forehead against mine.

"Please,"

I felt his hot breath on my lips. We stayed like that for a while, before I gave in and kissed him hard on the mouth. He immediately kissed back, smiling into the kiss. He held my waist tight with one arm, and ran his fingers through my long brown hair with his other. I wrapped my arms around his neck, wanting to be closer to him. I ran my fingers through his soft hair, as he deepened the kiss. He walked me back to the wall, never breaking the kiss. We made out for a while longer, before breathing became a problem. We pulled apart, panting. He grinned, leaning his forehead on mine once again.

"I love you so much, don't you ever forget that," he stroked my cheek. I rolled my eyes.

"I love you too, you idiot," He grinned before I kissed him again quickly.

"You gonna stay over?"

"Can I?"

He smiled.

"Sure, babe,"

We settled on his couch, my head on his chest, and his arm loosely around my waist, resting his hand on my thigh. I snuggled closer into his chest as he turned the T.V on.

We watch re-runs of Full House through the evening.

"You hungry?"

"Yeah,"

"What do you want?" I shrugged.

"Can we get pizza?"

"Sure, I'll go pick it up,"

He grabbed his keys and jacket, and kissed me quickly, and headed out the door. I smiled after him. I really did love that boy. More than anything.

Beck and I walked into school the next day, holding hands. We stopped when we got to Tori's locker. I leaned my head on his shoulder as he moved his arm to wrap it around my waist.

"Ugh! Robbie is so annoying! Like, a hundred people have come up to me, giving me all sorts of creams for my stupid pimple," Tori complained in her whiny voice, pointing at her pimple.

"Well, how do you think I feel? I'm now nicknamed 'The Ketchup-Man' by innocent pre-schoolers. I don't even know how the heck they found out!" Andre said.

Before I could start ranting, a bitchy brunette, Melissa- also known as the school slut- came up to beck, stoking his arm. He looked uncomfortable. Good, at least he wasn't enjoying it.

"Hey, Beck. So, since you're now single, I was wondering if maybe-"

I cut her off.

"FUCK OFF! Beck and I are NOT broken up! Get that in your goddamned head!" I screamed at her. She stared at me, frozen, her eyes wide. She looked as if she was about to pee.

"GO AWAY!" She ran off. Beck chuckled and kissed my hair.

"You're adorable," he whispered in my ear.

"Shut up," I mumbled, sipping my coffee. He chuckled and kissed my temple. I gave a tiny smile and turned towards him, wanting to kiss him. I kissed him, and he kissed back, both of us forgetting about Tori and Andre standing right next to us. I was about to deepen the kiss but he pulled back, probably remembering where we were. I pouted, and he kissed my forehead. We looked towards our 'friends' to see them looking at anything but us, awkwardly. Andre coughed awkwardly, and I rolled my eyes. Once they finally realised we were done, they looked back at us. They looked so uncomfortable. I smirked.

Before anyone could say anything, Cat came bouncing towards us, another one of her devices from the sky store held securely in her hand. Someone should do something about her addiction with that stupid store.

"Hii guys!" She bounced up and down. "Guess what I got from the Sky Store!"

"I really don't care," I replied, drinking more of the coffee Beck bought me. She pouted.

Beck squeezed my waist lightly.

"Be nice,"

I rolled my eyes.

"Well, I'll tell you anyway! It's-"

Before she could say anymore a group of girls came up laughing and pointing at Cat.

"Heeyy Cat! Is that something to treat your mental issues?"

"Or- or maybe it's going to treat your insane brother,"

"Maybe it'll zap you back to whatever planet you came from," they said in-between obnoxious giggles.

Cat looked like she was about to cry. I felt bad for her. I stepped forward, defending her. After all, she was my best friend, no matter how annoying her addiction may be.

"I'm giving you 5 seconds to get lost, or you'll regret it," I said, between gritted teeth.

"5, 4…" and they were gone. I smirked. Cat looked at me with wide teary eyes.

"Thank you, Jadey," she said, hugging me. I rolled my eyes and hugged back quickly.

"Whatever,"

(A/N sorry I couldn't help but add some CADE. I love their friendship!)

The bell rang and we made our way to our classes. Beck and I had all of our classes together today, which was good because there wouldn't be any girls asking him out. Well, there probably would be, but at least I could scare them away.

Time flew by, and before we knew it, it was lunch. Beck and I walked out of class, loosely holding hands. We stopped when we got to the grub truck. Beck looked at me, silently asking me what I wanted.

"I'll get a burrito," He nodded, taking out his wallet and getting me a burrito and him a pizza. While we were waiting Andre and Tori came up to us.

"Hey guys," Andre said.

"Hey," Beck greeted, getting our food from Festus. I stayed silent. I kissed him quickly when he handed me my food, in thanks.

We made our way to the table, when Tori and Andre had also gotten their food. Cat came shortly after, carrying some stupid toy from the Sky store.

Tori started complaining again, about her stupid problem with her pimple. I really couldn't care less about Tori's pimple. Seriously, it's just a pimple. Everyone gets them. Well, apart from Beck. And me, most of the time. I occasionally get them, but for whatever reason, Beck's skin refuses to have pimples; his skin is flawless.

"How do you think I feel? Five people today have asked me about my 'Ketchup Addiction'. One kid called me Mr Ketchup,"

"It's all Tori's fault," I said. It was true.

"Really?"

Yes really.

"They were about to kick Robbie off the slap. You were the one who told him to start reporting on our person lives then you gave him ideas of you playing with your pimple. Gimme the salt." I said.

A group of kids came up to Andre.

"Hey Andre, we thought you might need this," one said, giving him huge bottle of ketchup. "Save some for dinner," they laughed.

"I DO NOT HAVE A KETCHUP PROBLEM!" he stood up.

Then a group of stupid 9th graders come over and took pictures. Like, seriously?

"What are you doing?"

"Get out of here!"

"Go away!"

"Who were they?" Andre asked, as they ran off.

"Robarazzi's," Beck said.

"Robbie's little ninth grade photographers." I finished off.

"Oh, man. Now Robbie's got pics of me with this industrial sized ketchup! We gotta do something,"

"Clearly," I said, just as annoyed.

"I think we're just gonna tell Robbie we're not gonna be his friends until he stops embarrassing everybody."

Cat started explaining her newest toy, from the sky store.

Robbie then came up to us, after Cat successfully juiced Beck's pizza. He really thinks we're gonna let him sit here?

Andre threw his bag, after he made some lame comment about the ketchup bottle. I threw his food out. God, I hate that kid.

"What's wrong with you guys?"

"Stop embarrassing us on your dumb Robarazzi blog!"

"Seriously, it's not funny anymore ok?!" I added.

"You guys embarrass yourselves. I just get it on tape and show the world!"

"Well, we don't wanna be your friends until you stop,"

"Fine, lots of other people wanna be my friends. Smart and attractive people!"

Yeah, he's got a lot of room to call us unattractive. Robbie skipped away. Bastard.

"Do you want me to juice your bagel?"

"I really don't"

I sighed, offering some of my food to Beck, since he had nothing to eat, and definitely wasn't drinking his pizza. He smiled and took some gratefully. Yeah, I did something nice. Deal with it.

A while later the bell rang, we collected our rubbish, dumping it in the bin.

After school, Tori had asked us to go over to house for a 'study session'. I reluctantly agreed, after a lot of persuading from Beck. It was pretty boring. Beck and I decided to leave a few hours later.

We were in his car, currently arguing over where we wanted to go. I just wanted to go to his RV and watch re runs of old TV shows, and eat pizza, like we usually did, while he wanted to go to the movies. Not that we actually watched the movie, we'd be making out furiously as the back of the theatre, so why bother going when we could do that at his RV.

"Come on, let's just go, it'll fun!"

"Nooo…" I whined.

"Why not?"

"Cause, I-I didn't shower this morning and I had tuna fish for lunch and I-"

I stopped when I swear I saw a red light flash from the back of his car. I turned to see a dude with girl hair, filming us, a smirk on his face. WHAT THE ACTAUL FUCK?!

"THERE'S A DUDE IN THE BACK SEAT!" Beck looked behind, and we screamed at him, as he scurried away. God, the creep! I was gonna destroy him. And Robbie.

Beck sighed, running a hand through his hair.

"I bet you 100 bucks that's going on Robbie's stupid blog,"

I scoffed.

"Obviously," he sighed again.

"Can we please just go home?"

"You were the one who said you wanted to go out in the morning,"

"I know, but now I really don't feel like it. Please?"

I pouted, hoping to convince him. He shook his head, and kissed me quickly. I knew I had won. I grinned and he started driving.

"Fine,"

"Love you," I said, still grinning.

He looked at me, smiling.

"I love you too, Jade,"

Once we got to his RV, I practically sprinted into his RV, Beck following close behind me. I grabbed his laptop, turning it on, and typing in his password.

I logged onto the slap, and saw I was slapped in a new video. Oh god. I clicked on the video, to see Beck and I in his car. I snapped it shut as soon as I realised it was what I hoped it wasn't. I don't know how much he got, but I don't really want to know.

"What the fuck is Robbie's problem? I hate him so much!"

"I know, I know. Calm down,"

"Calm down? I'm not gonna calm down! That kid's out of control! I'm calling Tori,"

He looked at me confused.

"Why do you need to call her?"

"She was the one that made all this shit happen! It's all her fault!"

I clicked on her contact furiously. It rang for a while before she picked up.

"Who are you and why is your number blocked?"

"It's Jade! You idiot!"

"Jade?"

"Yeah, me! It's all your fault! You just had to give Robbie advice didn't you?"

"Wait, Jade, I didn't-"

"Yes you did!"

"Why are you screaming at me?"

"It's your fault Robbie's doing this!"

"How is it my fault that Rob-"

"Watch Robbie's latest Robarazzi video!"

"Jade!"

"Watch it!"

"Okay, okay yes, I'll watch it."

"Right now?"

"Right now," She confirmed.

"Good." I said, and hung up.

"So?" Beck asked.

"She's watching it now,"

He nodded.

"We need to do something,"

"What do you mean?

"Like, something to teach Robbie a lesson."

He nodded.

"We'll do that stuff tomorrow. Let's go to sleep now, babe"

"Kay," I agreed.

We climbed into bed. He wrapped his arm around my waist loosely, as I snuggled into his chest.

"Night babe. I love you," he kissed my hair, stoking it.

"I love you too, Beck. G'night." I kissed his bare chest, as we both fell into a peaceful slumber, wrapped up in each other's arms.

OH MY GOD! THAT WAS SO LONG. Almost 4,000 words. My fingers hurt from typing so much. And I still have homework to do. Oh, well.

So yeah, R&R!

Hope you like it. Sorry again for the v. late update!