this incredibly beautiful story written by me on a calculator :-)

ONE DAY RALPH WAS SKIPPING ON THE BEACH LIKE A GIRL, AND BAM HE WAS OVERWHELMED BY THE SEXY JACK MERRIDEW WHO CAME TO GREET HIM LIKE A BOSS. "HEY BABE" HE SAID WITH A FLIP OF HIS GORGEOUS FIERY LOCKS. "I BROUGHT YOU THESE CRAZY AWESOME TALKING PURPLE FLOWERS. WILL YOU RUN AWAY WITH ME AND LEAVE PIGGY AND BE MINE 5EVER? I CAN PROVIDE THE GREATEST BECAUSE I AM THE ALMIGHTY PIG SLAYER AND I CAN BUILD SHELTERS OF OUR LOVE WITH MY HAMMER AND IMPRESSIVE MUSCLES. DON'T BE EMBARRASSED AND REPRESENT WITH ME." RALPH CRIED AS HE NORMALLY DOES IN THE MOVIES AND LEAPT INTO JACK'S ARMS AS HE WHISKED HIM OFF INTO THE SUNSET.