Total Drama Vengeance

Hello folks! Lowland Warrior here! I have read Total drama fan fiction for quite some time and I am disappointed that there are hardly any stories of total drama where the new cast has to go through another season, So I decided to give it a shot!

This season takes place about 6 months after Total drama Revenge of the Island. Chris (thanks to his lawyer army) has been released from prison after the events of last season. However, As you could expect from Chris he would shrug it all off and try to set up a new season with his newest cast and his assistant chef Hatchet. As Chris found out that Total Drama Action was the least popular season of the series, Chris scrapped the idea of the film lot as the new location and ordered Chef Hatchet to find the destroyed Total Drama Jumbo Jet and rebuild it so Chris, Chef Hatchet and the new cast would go on a trip all around the world like they did in Total Drama World tour!

As for couples. This story will include: MikexZoey SamxDakota and a few mystery couples which will be revealed later on!

I have my own view of the (cultural) background of the contestants. This view won't interfere with the official biographies and will all be revealed as the story progresses.

Is it all clear? 'looks into the crowd while you can hear crickets in the background' good, it is all clear!

Each chapter will cover one episode. So updates might take a while to appear. Expect them during holidays and weekends as I am a bit busy with my life now. Sorry in advance :0

I will NOT include songs by default. Only if I can fit them in the chapter. I am also not sure if I will include aftermath's

As it is my first story. I would enjoy it if you reviewing people would go easy on me with constructing critism. Also, as you can read in my name, I am NOT native to any English speaking nations. So expect an grammatical error or 2 to happen now and then.

These fenced numbers to the right [1] means that there are author notes at the bottom. Read them if you need additional info about it. Thank you Enigma Dragon Warrior and others for the idea!

Total Drama contains scenes and moments that are dangerous and/or prohibited, do not try them yourself! No seriously, don't be like your bigger brother. And Total drama is property of Teletoon and Fresh inc. no profit made of this story.

Rated T for mild sexual themes and naughty language, might differ in the future though.

And after all the explaining. Let the story begin!

Episode (chapter) 1: in the hall of the mountain Chef

''Last season on Total Drama…''

Chris McLean, host of the insanely popular reality show Total Drama was standing on the runway of Toronto airport as he was introducing a new season. he continued,

''We invited 13 new contestants to give up their freedom, self respect, lunch and mental well being to compete for one million dollars! Some of them found misfortune, some of them pain, some of them found love, and one of them won 1 million big ones! But after 3 months in which totally nothing of interesting value happened, I forced them for another season of Total Drama. Now they have to challenge themselves and each other again on all sorts of places all around the world!''

''Who is going to win this season? would anyone of them still be alive at the end of the season? you'll find on Total DRAMA VENGEANCE!''

(Intro theme) [1]

As Chris was done presenting, a somewhat cheap and dirty looking bus drove to his side and pulled over. ''Ah! The victims have already returned to the handsome host!'' As he said the last part, he ran a hand through his hair in a very vain way.

as he continued, he presented the first 3 contestants. ''Put your hands together for the first 3 victims! Brick, Jo and Scott!'' as he presented them to the non-present audience

Brick was saluting as he walked out of the bus, ''BRICK MCARTHUR REPORTING FOR DUTY ONCE MORE!'' he proudly shouted as we walked over to where Chris stood. Chris then patted Brick on the head and said ''at ease soldier'' as he chuckled. Brick didn't seem to be bothered by the degrading gesture the host gave him at all.

Jo came off the bus a whole lot less ecstatic, crossing her arms while holding on to her black duffel bag with a more intense frown then the one she usually has.

''Mclean, let me tell you: I have a punching bag with your face on it at home, but if you try something remotely annoying or infuriating, I will have no moral problems to use you as one instead!'' She threatened as she grabbed Chris by the collar of his trademark blue shirt. Chris looked fairly scared and assured Jo that she would not be surprised. Jo just huffed and assumed that she would have seen it all last season.

In the meantime Scott came out of the bus. He was out of the plaster cast he received last season when a boulder rolled over him that was set off by Zoey. He however still had some bandages on his right leg from when the toxic marshmallow hit him. He mumbled something that was not audible to anyone. Brick looked at Scott and gave him an salute. Scott however, gave him the loser sign, which caused Brick to look a little annoyed at Scott.

Chris then announced the next 4 campers, ''Alright people, put your hands together for Dawn, B, Mike and Zoey!'' the 4 teens stepped off the bus, waved at the audience and walked over to where the other people stood and waited for further instructions. B Fist bumped Brick and Mike and Zoey stood hand in hand next to each other when out of nowhere Zoey placed a quick kiss on Mike's cheek, which made him to smile and blush a little.

Scott looked over to B and Dawn, the first 2 contestants that were eliminated thanks to his biding. Scott then noticed that Dawn was staring at him with a rather agitated look on her face.

''What's wrong fairy ears? Something in your imaginary universe talking about me again?'' he snidely remarked to the moonchild,

''Scott Scott Scott, deep inside lies a good person that wants love and acceptation, but your terrible childhood among other things prevents that deep inside to come out.'' Dawn said in reply to Scott while laying a hand on his shoulder. Scott wiped her hand off and rolled his eyes and shrugged off the comment as he usually would do.

Chris would go on and announce the next 3 campers, ''Alright Bozo's here are Staci, Anne Maria and Lighting!'' they walked out as Chris presented them.

''And my great great great grandfather Gavrillo invented world wars!'' Staci (Who had her hair back) told Anne Maria, or at least she thought she did as Anne Maria was too busy spraying her hair to notice the compulsive liar. Anne Maria however, became annoyed eventualy with her relentless blather and sprayed Staci in the face to silence her.

Lightning then looked over at Jo with a hateful look when they stood beside each other. ''Lightning trusted you, Lightning saw you as a buddy, but then you let Lightning down! and Lightning is full of new energy to show you all corners of the world! Sha-Lightning!'' he flexed his muscles at the fall of the last word. Jo frowned deeply at the statement of the 3rd person talking jock and then she grabbed the collar of his shirt in practically the same way she did earlier,

''Maybe Lightning should learn to talk normal first before Lightning thinks of beating me again, besides, the world does not have any corners bucket head!'' she told the over achiever not letting go off her clasp of his shirt.

Jo was about to punch Lightning when Chris intervened between the two jocks in order to put the attention on him so that he could announce the final 3 contestants of the season, which were Dakota, Sam and Cameron. Cameron breathed in some air only to cough it out harshly since he wasn't used to polluted airport air that well. Sam was way too busy with his game to notice the whole ordeal and Dakota blew a kiss to everyone watching, also pretty much ignoring the bubble boy. To everybody's shock, they saw that Dakota was her normal self again after she turned into a giant mutant last season. then they were mostly thinking to themselves how they didn't notice it earlier as they were in the same bus.

''How did you became, uh, yourself again?'' Zoey then asked the question to break the silence to which Dakota replied:

''Combine a rich dad with a chemical company and a pharmaceutical facility and they won't stop till' they found a cure.'' after she was done answering she checked her makeup. ''it was a pretty awkward experience however.'' She added. Sam then took his eyes of the screen of his handheld,

''I found our first dinner with your father probably more awkward Dakota.'' Sam said as he looked back to said evening.

(Flashback)

Milton mansion, Montreal about 1 month ago.

Sam, Dakota and Mr. Milton sat on a large table filled with all kinds of luxurious foods. They were eating in silence and Sam had the feeling that Dakota's dad didn't quite liked him. After a while he built up enough nerves to break the silence.

''Mr. Milton, nice soup! Hehe! What do you actually like to do in your spare time?'' Sam asked. Dakota looked up from her food to focus on whatever answer her dad would give, as she honestly had no idea what he was going to say.

''I enjoy golfing with business partners, yacht parties with hotel managers, create lies to crush the concurring hotel chains and speculating the stock market courses. He said with a deep and somewhat intimidating voice. ''furthermore, he continued, ''I have won several Serbof[2] awards, have the most property in Canada and I was honored for my philanthropic work in Africa. He proudly stated. Dakota sighed as she knew her father would have only done so in order to gain a good reputation with the government.

''And what have you done in your life kid? Mr. Milton asked. Sam who was about to answer when he pushed the salt off the table due to raising his arm. When he crouched to grab the salt, 3 bullets silently flew into his chair. Mr. Milton grunted to his failed assassination attempt. Dakota noticed this and looked at the chair in shock. She quickly stood up, shoved another chair into Sam, who was standing again.

''Here Sam, take this chair! The other one does not suit your shirt!'' She said to keep Sam from gaining the knowledge that her father was trying to kill the game geek. Sam laughed uncomfortably as he sat down.

''well, I dropped the salt! Brings bad luck y'know, hehe! Sam then proceeded to grab the salt. ''I can, however counter by throwing some salt over my shoulder to counter the bad luck! What Sam did not noticed was that the family butler was heading in Sam's direction with an hammer in his hand and was about to knock Sam out cold with it. Sam however just threw the salt over his shoulder and coincidentally threw it in the eyes of said butler who screamed out in pain and tripped over the carpet which made him fall down the stairs that were placed a little away from the table.

Sam now felt really awkward as he knew this was all indirectly his fault and try to sweet talk his way out of it.

''Eh, to continue with the subject. I once won a gaming contest!'' Dakota's father was now boiling with rage and screamed to the guards to throw Sam out of the Mansion. Dakota however managed to calm her father down and insisted that she would buy a restaurant to have dinner with Sam. To which her father agreed as he didn't had to see Sam then.

In the restaurant there was another silence between the fame-monger and the gamer.

''I should have told you my father tries to kill my boyfriends if they don't add up to his expectations!'' Dakota apologized to Sam.

''but how does he get away with it? Sam asked as he chewed on his food.

''Daddy's really rich, did I said enough?'' Dakota replied sighing again after she answered the question. Sam then put his hand on Dakota's hand and smiled at her.

''It doesn't matter, he said, ''I just can't drop by your house anymore! We will figure out a way to be together!'' He added. This made Dakota smile again and she leaned in to kiss him. But before their lips touched each other, Sam let out a loud fart, which made Dakota laugh and Sam slightly embarrassed but he was able to keep his smile on his face.

(End flashback)

Sam sighed happily about the good part of the memory, as B leant in to see what kind of game Sam was playing

''Alright kiddo's!'' Chris called the attention of the cast as they conversed with each other, so they could go on with the show.

''I will now present to you: your home for the following months!'' Chris then grabbed an walkie talkie. ''let her roll Chef!'' He spoke in the device. A few seconds later, a noise was heard. The cast looked in the direction of the noise and saw a big black plane roll out of an hangar with Chef Hatchet behind the controls in a pilot costume. Despite the fact that an explosion courtesy of Sierra destructed the plane, the repair crew (or Chef Hatchet for that matter) had done a good job rebuilding the flying behemoth.

The contestants looked at the Big jumbo jet with looks of shock and disbelief.

''Ya mean we're flyin' in this deathtrap to all the snazzy places in the world? No way!'' Anne Maria said effectively reflecting the opinion of the entire group. ''when you said plane Chris, I was thinking of a nice sleek white jet that fitted my shoes, not some big bunch of steel!'' Anne Maria kept on complaining as they entered the jumbo jet. First they were guided to the economy class.

''this place will be the residence of the losing team on our way to the next destination!'' He proclaimed as he rubbed his hands together and had a slightly evil grin.

''Uhm chris?'' Zoey hesitantly asked, ''the floor looks rather rickety as in: could fall out any second. Have they been placed correctly? Zoey asked rather worried.

''No!'' Chris replied like it was nothing to worry about. This earned him some worried and frustrated looks. Then Chris would guide them to a single bathroom, ''here you can let go of your trash, and let go of your trash!'' Chris joked, however, no one found got the joke and rather wondered why he said the same thing twice.

(Confessional cam. The misery begins! with a rebuilt Confessional cam!)

Jo: eing forced in another season is one thing, but if have to listen to the terrible sense of humor of the two-faced host this whole trip, I would have been better off to jump out of this flying death trap at this very instant! 'Slams her fist into the wall once' Unless I can convince the others to do so...'Grins'

(Static)

Cameron: after I won last season, my life has been going uphill! Mom finally accepted the fact that I am not in constant danger the whole time. 'He lifts his shoulders up' After all, I spent weeks on an toxic waste dump! Nothing can happen to me! 'He stood on the toilet seat now' No one will ever piss over me again! 'After he said the last part he fell through the toilet seat as he gasped.'

(Static)

Lightning: 'Sands with his back to the camera as he pees'

(Static)

Sam: 'H is about to say something when he grabs Cameron out of the toilet bowl and looks at Cameron with a confused face to which Cameron smiles somewhat uncomfortably'

(end Confessionals)

He then frowned and guided them to the next room, which was far better and luxurious room then the last one.

''And here will the winning team reside! With a drinks bar, aquarium, 6 person hot-tub and a the comfiest plane seats we could find! and if you need anything, we'll get it for you! and with we, i mean the interns!'' Chris told the contestants, who as expected enjoyed this room very much. Chris then showed them where the showers were and then they settled in the last room of the tour, the mess hall.

''Kiddo's I have one last word to say before we leave the safety of Canada to the first country…'' he attracted everyone's attention with his announcement. ''Unlike last season, there will hardly be any songs!''[4] most of the contestants cheered, and for B case high fived with Sam and Brick. While particularly Anne Maria and Dakota looked annoyed by the announcement as they wanted to show their 'talent' on international television.[5]

''why not?'' Dakota asked with a slight hint of sadness in her voice.

''because I wasn't paid enough to write them! Chef Hatchet yelled through the intercom as the contestants felt that the plane was gaining attitude.

''So, what is the first location Chris?'' Scott asked. ''that is a good question Scott!'' Chris answered while pointing at Scott. ''the first country of Total Drama Vengeance will be…''

''Japan?'' Sam answered, with notable excitement in his voice

''Greece?'' Was Jo's guess,

''Hollywood?'' Dakota answered with a big smile on her face. This answer earned her the confused looks of the other contestants.

''The last time I was informed, Hollywood was a city.'' Scott answered with a chuckle to Dakota, who was looking annoyed at Scott

''All wrong!'' Chris said. ''Our first stop is in Romania!'' Nearly all the contestants looked either annoyed or Dumb struck, all except one. And that individual was Anne Maria

(Confessional cam. At the geographic center of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet.)

Anne Maria: 'ecstatically shaking' Romania! Isn't that where like Rome is?

(Static)

Cameron: There are 206 Sovereign countries in the world, all with their interesting cultures, and we go to Romania out of all countries! I'm not saying that Romania is culture-less, i'm just saying that its quite random, that's all!

(End Confessional cam)

After a near safe flight of 10 hours from Toronto to Transylvania the cast landed in Romania, (Near-safe as there was no real landing strip in Transylvania and Chef Hatchet was not the best in landing a plane) the Contestants left the plane which was comfortably parked in a field after Chef ran it through at least 3 homes. Chris showed the contestants the way to an classic gray stoned castle on top of a high hill while the interns had to deal with the angry mob of Romanian farmers.

''This ain't Rome! There are farmers and poor people here! Anne Maria exclaimed. Gaining her some offended looks from her fellow competitors, which she didn't notice.

When the handsome host, the Chef and the contestants reached the top of the hill, the contestants noticed that the castle had 2 high towers sticking above the rest of the castle.

''Challenge time!'' Chris announced, making the contestants turn their head from the castle to Chris.

''Don't say a thing!'' Mike said calmly but annoyed. ''We have to go through the castle and the first people up in one of the towers wins right?'' Mike guessed, after which he shortly huffed.

''Yeah, that's pretty much it.'' Chris answered gleefully. ''But,'' He added.

''Oh lord, now he said but, that means that it isn't going to be a walk in the park!'' Jo said in pure annoyance. ''For you guys!'' She confidently added as she eyed the others.

''Indeed,'' Chris continued looking a bit annoyed at her intervention, ''The castle is filled with trick walls, trap doors, and even MONSTERS!'' He added a scary tone in his voice at the last part to add effect, ''And about the towers, the teams will be decided on who is on one of the towers.'' The host added.

''Who is IN one of the 2 towers.'' Cameron corrected Chris with a punctuation of his voice at IN. this earned him yet another annoyed glare from Chris.

''It doesn't make a difference!'' Chris grumpily told Cameron. ''So are there anymore questions?'' He asked as he smiled again. Nearly everyone rose his or her hand in the air. ''good no questions!'' He said with a smile causing the contestants to groan in frustation. ''alright on the count of 3, 1…2…'' as Chris would finish the countdown if only Dakota didn't interrupt him,

''Are we going ON or AFTER 3?'' She asked with a confused look on her face. This earned her yet another annoyed glare from Chris who at this point just raised his cork gun in the air, shot his gun and shouted:

''3! Go go go!'' And at this signal everyone started running over the drawbridge into the castle.

''who will end up teaming with their enemies? Who will end up dead after this challenge? Check it out after the commercials at Total DRAMA VENGEANCE!''

When everyone was in the courtyard of the castle, which looked a bit dilapidated and gothic. All the contestants ran in different directions. Despite that, most contestants already had a team assembled as they ran over the drawbridge. These teams were: Mike, Zoey, Cameron and despite Zoey's protest, Anne Maria. Dawn with B and Staci, who was surprisingly quiet. Lightning and Brick. Sam and Dakota. And Scott and Jo ran off into the ominous looking interior by themselves.

''Alright, if I was wacky count, where would I put traps? Scott thought out loudly. However, he stepped on a suspicious looking floor tile which caused an harness to drop its halberd, nearly cutting Scott if he didn't jump out of the way. Scott wiped the sweat of his forehead and continued his way through the very large room, which was probably the throne room, as Scott suggested. He had the bad luck to hear a familiar click again as he stepped on another trap. ''oh now what? He exclaimed as he examined the room up and down to predict where the trap would come from. Scott then saw that a part of the wall was shuffling open.

''Well, that could be good… Scott said for himself as he ran to the newly created door. To Scott's shock however, he saw something as high as 7,8 feet come out of the door. It was Fang, the mutated shark that tried to seriously harm or even tried to kill Scott stepped out of the door with grinned teeth. Scott ran into the closest corridor he could find to escape the gray monstrosity. Fang picked up the halberd that fell earlier and started to chase Scott.

At the drawbridge of the castle Chris and Chef were sitting in lawn chairs both with pop in their hands.

''say Chris. The chef asked to the handsome host. ''did we tell those kids that we put some friends from camp Wawanakwa in there?'' Chris tapped his chin as he thought about it. But then he raised his shoulders.

''I think they'll know by now!'' The host said as he chuckled.

Meanwhile, Lightning and Brick were sprinting through the hallways of the castle. Unaware of the fact that they activated all the traps as they passed them.

''You know, Lightning's been thinking, and he could totally use you in his alliance!'' The jock told the cadet.

''Why so?'' Asked the cadet in return.

''Lightning's still not over the fact that Joe stabbed Lightning in the back!'' Replied the jock as they stopped running, still unaware of all the danger they ran through.

''I'll tell you, Jo was a handful, constantly bothering me, it was frustating!'' Brick said as he squeezed his fist in anger. ''you have yourself a deal soldier!'' As he and Lightning shook their hands until a part of the ceiling fell down which caught the attention of the 2 and prompted them to continue.

Somewhere else, B and Dawn entered a room full of coffins.

''There is so much negative energy here!'' Dawn stated as she lightly touched the coffins. ''All these people were victims of treason and greed! People can be so evil!'' She concluded

''My great grandfather Wilbur invented greed! Hm, hm! Before that people would just outright say it when they wanted something from others!'' Staci explained when suddenly both the 3 of them were startled by a scream. When they looked over to the doorway where the scream came from, they saw that Scott ran in the room, tripped and unluckily fell on his ankle, temporary incapacitating him when B Staci and Dawn saw that it was Fang who was chasing Scott, now slowly approaching the ginger teen with his barred teeth and halberd in his hands.

''B we got to help Scott!'' Dawn told B, B however in response shook his head in denial. ''B if we don't help him we won't be any better than he is now! The silent giant tried to stay to his opinion but it was hard as the moonchild was right. He then rolled his eyes, approached Fang and gave him a big punch on his snout straight into an empty coffin while the door fell shut and B putted some other coffins in front of the door, preventing Fang from escaping. At least for now.

''What can I say? Scott asked as he stood up again.

''Thanks?'' Dawn answered in an slightly annoyed tone. As B and Dawn continued their search for the tower entrance.

''I guess I can't tag along with you?'' Scott honestly asked but with a hint of sarcasm in his voice. ''No.'' dawn neutrally answered, as they walked out of the room with Staci chattering about. Scott looked after the trio and continued his way as well, after he found out where he actually ran to.

(Confessional cam. Gratitude does not equal trust.)

Dawn: Scott's aura told me that he was genuinely grateful that B saved him that shark. But after all the bad things he did last season, he will have to earn my trust again.

(Static)

Scott: 'Huffs' people can hate me for my deceiving ways last season, but everyone has the right to choose how they play the game! So do I! is there something wrong with that?

(end Confessional cam)

Meanwhile, Mike, Cameron, Zoey and Anne Maria made quite some progress in exploring the castle as they already found to secret doors which lead them in the good direction.

''Do we all agree that all of us go into one tower?'' Mike asked as he held a torch he took off the wall to light the dimly lit area

''yeah!'' Cameron cheered.

''Will do.'' Anne Maria said while checking her makeup.

''And you Zoey?'' Mike asked to his redhead girlfriend. However, no one was aware of the fact that Zoey didn't really pay attention where she put her feet and before she could answer, she fell through a trapdoor. Zoey's scream didn't go unnoticed however, as Mike, Cameron, and even Anne Maria looked back to see where the redhead went to. Unfortunately for the separated set, the trapdoor already closed its disguised doors which prevented the trio from finding out where Zoey went.

''Cameron! You are smart! Can you find out where Zoey went?'' Mike asked his bubble boy friend in panic.

''I would like to Mike! But I can't see too well! Even with the light of the torch! We should go on and hope that Zoey had a safe landing!'' Cameron answered while crawling on all fours as he was still looking for something that could help him in his search. Mike was shaking in panic when he suddenly gasped for air and his eyes started bulging out. ''I've had it with these castles! All darkness and stairs! In my time we made trenches in the ground, and we were happy with it! Mike said with an elderly sounding voice as Chester, one of his personalities, took control of him.

(Confessional cam. Revenge of the comeback with a vengeance!)

Mike: 'worried look on his face' ''I personally thought I conquered my personalities when I was on that cursed island! It turns out that extreme cases of panic or paranoia or whatever can bring them out again! 'he claps his head to his hands in panic' ''oh, this is bad!

(end Confessional cam)

Back to B, Dawn and Staci. Staci was still chattering relentlessly as B and even Dawn started to become frustrated of the lies of the pompous liar.

''And my Great Great Great grandmother Eunice invented shipping! Before that, amateur writers just had to stick to the official couples! No matter how stupid they were!''

She rambled on. When the trio suddenly heard another scream. This one was different though, as it came from above and sounded much more feminine. B then pointed upwards into a stone shaft when something fell right into B's arms.

''Ever thought of becoming a baseball player, B?'' Zoey asked, still with a hint of scare in her voice from the fall.

''I thought you walked with Mike, Zoey.'' Dawn said, tapping her lip.

''Yes, I was! But then I fell through a trapdoor to here!'' She replied with her normal voice again as she was softly thrown on her feet again by B. ''and I can't climb up there again, can I come with you guys?'' Zoey asked the trio in general. To which they agreed.

''Could this be the stairs to one of the towers?'' Staci asked in one of her rare moments of speech that didn't involve her ancestors about a stairwell that indeed looked like it could bring them to the top. ''That makes me think of my 5th cousin Herbert who invented stairs! Before that people usually rocket jumped onto the next floor! Yeah, it was so sad!'' Staci rambled further despite the fact that the other three people thought that she would shut her mouth for a while.

When they reached the top of the stairs, they were indeed on one of the towers.

''Nice going!'' The four of them heard Chris's voice and looked around the round tower only to see that there was a Walkie talkie strapped to the wall with tape. ''if you look to the west side of the castle you can see the other tower. That is where the other team will be created!'' Chris told the four contestants through the device.

''But what should we do now?'' Zoey asked with a bit of hesitation in her voice.

''I don't know! Enjoy the view!'' Chris indirectly ordered the contestants as he broke contact. Zoey, B and Staci would do as Chris said and enjoy the beautiful sight of the valley they were in, and Dawn was going to meditate.

Sam and Dakota were hopelessly lost in the castle interior. They constantly walked in circles and they started to become tired.

''Sam, I need to rest a while!'' Dakota whined as she sat down.

''Yeah me too. Sam agreed as he would too sit down. Sam however, would activate a hatch that opened above Dakota, As the hatch opened, hundreds of bugs fell on Dakota. Expecting from Dakota, she gave out a ear piercing scream as the bugs crawled all over her. ''I'll rescue you Dakota!'' Sam proclaimed as he proceeded to wipe off nearly all of the bugs that were still sitting on Dakota.

''Thanks Sam! You are my lifesaver!'' She said as she kissed Sam on his cheek.

(Confessional cam. KLOING!)

Sam: a big scary castle, a princess to save, This is nearly like Super Giuseppe! Only there are no sewage pipes and turtles and dragon turtles and brown little… (static)

(End Confessional cam)

As Sam and Dakota continued their search for one of the towers, Sam took notice when Dakota suddenly started to scratch herself uncomfortably.

''what's the matter?'' Sam asked.

''I don't know, I feel som…'' but she started to scratch herself even more hectic before she could finish her sentence. ''Sam could you turn around please?'' She asked in a very uncomfortable tone of voice while she kept on scratching herself.

''why?'' Sam asked in reply

''JUST DO IT!'' She shouted out to the gamer. And Sam did as he was ordered, or better said forced.

After about 45 seconds Dakota gave Sam the sign that he could turn around again. She then gave Sam out of the blue a kiss on the lips. As their lips parted Sam looked as his girlfriend,

''Why did I deserve that?'' Sam asked Dakota, still amazed by the sudden action.

''For looking away when I was getting the bugs out of my clothes!'' She said with a slight blush on her cheeks. Sam then realized what he just missed.

(Confessional cam. A gentlemanne of manners.)

Sam: My manners and my mom would say, you did right. But my hormones, bigger brother, and 34% of my videogames would say, you did wrong! How should I feel now? 'scratches the back of his head.'

(End Confessional cam)

Sam and Dakota were still walking through the same hallway as before.

''ugh there is not enough light to check my makeup!'' Dakota complained as she stopped applying lip-gloss and proceeded to kick the castle walls in frustration. Dakota then kicked a hidden switch which caused a hidden stairway to appear.

''How did you do that, Dakota? I didn't know you could find switches like that! And I play Swiss switch switchers!'' Sam complimented Dakota.

''I have no idea. Dakota replied in complete amazement of her own doing as they climbed the stairs.

Meanwhile. Jo was having hardly any trouble finding her way through the castle due the fact that she had superior athletic abilities over the other competitors, and most likely also due the fact that she found a map of the castle in the library.

''and if I go left here, I should be at the stairwell for one of the towers!'' Jo thought out loud as she looked up from the map. She went somewhere wrong though as she was standing in the same library as where she began.

''yeah, well F(censor)ck it!'' As she ripped the map apart and threw it in the wind. ''I don't need a cruddy map to find a tower if I can force smarter people to find it for me!'' She exclaimed as she saw Mike, Cameron and Anne Maria walking in the hallway that was in front of her. She sprinted towards the trio and grabbed Cameron by his neck.

''Hey pencil neck!'' She exclaimed to the bubble boy ''did you miss me?'' She asked in a sarcastic and intimidating manner ''how about this proposition, you help me getting to one of the towers and I'll keep your face in one piece! Deal?'' Jo indirectly forced Cameron to help.

''Only if we take the others with us!'' Mike (who has changed back into his normal personality after he was calmed by Cameron) and Anne Maria brightened up a bit as their friend did a good word for them.

''Yeah sure if they can keep up. Jo answered cocky.

''We were almost there.'' Cameron said as he fell on the floor because Jo let go of him. '' just a few more doors!'' He exclaimed as they ran through the poorly lit hallways.

When the 4 contestants reached the top of the other tower. They were amazed by the beautiful vista of the Romanian valley. Except for Cameron, who is afraid of heights and tried to cling to the tower wall.

''Congrats!'' Chris Mclean said over a walkie talkie that was taped to the wall like in the other tower. ''you've became the other team! If you look to the east you'll be able to see the other team.'' Mike received a bad feeling that Zoey was in the other tower. And when he dared to look. His fear became truth. In the other tower he saw Dawn, B, and Staci looking and waving at him. Zoey however looked at Mike with a worried face and her hands at the side of her head. Mike did something similar.

''Wait there! I'll come to you!'' he yelled to the other tower as he was about to ran off to the stairs before Chris stopped him.

''Mike, you can run back. But you'll still be on the other team because I already registered you there!'' He said over the walkie talkie. Mike fell on his knees with a sad look on his face.

(Confessional cam. Les miserables has nothing to do with this. Deseperate fellow.)

Mike: why God, why! He then started to sit with his hands folded, please don't let this end like Trent and Gwen! please don't let this end like Trent and Gwen! He repeated as he closed his eyes.

(Static)

Anne Maria: I don't know what he was yapping about! I looked in eastern direction and I saw no tower! East is where the sun sets, right?

(End Confessional cam)

Meanwhile at the bottom of the tower. Brick and Lightning were standing before two openings.

''Which way should we go?'' Brick asked.

''We?'' Lightning replied baffled. "I go in the left one and you in the right one! If we do so, Joe will not sha-void what is coming him!'' Lightning stated darkly while Brick wondered why Lightning called Jo a male. They wanted to enter their respective towers but they ran into each other.

''Private, you would take the left tower!'' Brick reminded Lightning of what the jock said earlier.

''But I took the left one!'' He exclaimed. Brick rolled his eyes at the stupidity of the jock. ''shalright you take that tower and I take this one.'' Pointing to the left one as they now correctly climbed their respective towers.

When Lightning was climbing the stairwell, he found Sam and Dakota climbing the stairs as well. But as they were significantly tired form their search. Lightning tried to jump over them only to hit his head on the ceiling. While still able to climb, he now walked at about the same pace of Sam and Dakota as he rubbed his head.

And the last one who reached the bottom of the tower was Scott. Who had not encountered much more problems other then the incident with fang. He took the right stairwell.

''Team west report!'' Chris contacted the competitors in the west tower via Walkie talkie. ''congrats! Your team was assembled first and you'll get an advantage over the other team in the next challenge!'' Chris announced. Which caused the competitors on the west to cheer for their advantage. ''and…'' Chris continued. ''Your team will be from now known as the 'Problematic Pilots'!'' the lame team name caused the cheer to die down.

''And team east… Chris continued. Your team name will be 'troubled travelers'!'' it remained silent in the east tower until Scott radioed back.

''Chris do you come up with those lame team names yourself?'' Scott asked Chris through the device. ''meet me at the drawbridge for the next challenge!'' Chris ordered the teams as if Scott never asked anything. This caused Scott to throw the walkie talkie out of the tower out of pure frustration. Which landed on Chef Hatchet's head. But the tough chef gave no reaction.

When the 2 teams reached the drawbridge of the castle, they saw that Chris was wearing what they suspected to be folk clothing consisting of a fez-like hat, a leather sleeveless vest a white long sleeve shirt with appeared to be flowers on the end of the sleeves and white trousers.

''What are you wearing?'' Anne Maria repuslively asked to the host.

'' I agree with Anne Maria,'' Dakota added. ''That hat is so 30's!''

''it is called folk clothing! Sheesh! Have a bit respect for the culture!'' Chris lectured the two mode obsessed teens. ''but if you would follow me, then you can hear the rules of the second challenge!'' Chris said while he guided the contestants to a barn far away from the nearby village.

When they were in the barn everyone smelled, saw and heard Cows. Anne Maria, Dakota and Lightning were disgusted by the place and they knew they would probably not like this challenge. They also noticed that half of the cows had blankets on their backs with green logo's of broken suitcases and the other half had blankets on their backs with icons of a plane's steering wheel with an lightning bolt. Everyone suggested that the cows were for their respective teams.

''Alright, kids.'' Chris caught their attention. ''First you have to milk the cows of your team, after you milked all your teams cows, you'll have to put it in bottles and stack onto that cart.'' Chris explained. As he walked outside to explain the challenge further. ''then you have to get the car at the town uphill where you have to sell your milk to the Romanian shop owner, in Romanian of course!'' As he finished explaining. ''but that is not all! Because the pilots 'won' the first challenge, they'll get to use a English-Romanian dictionary and a cow to pull the cart.'' Chris told them as he threw said dictionary to the problematic pilots, more notably to Cameron who caught it barely. Chris then pulled out his cork gun out of nowhere which urged the contestants to ready themselves at their respective cows.

''Get set!'' Chris called out… ''Go!'' Chris gave the start sign to the first challenge. He, however, did not fire his cork gun. Probably to prevent startling the cows.

Some contestants had absolutely no trouble in milking the cows. Like Dawn, B and Mike. Some others did not know how to milk the cows effectively. As Jo just randomly yanked on the utters, causing the cow to become startled and walk away. And was Cameron too weak to squeeze the milk out of the cow udders.

''Why does Lightning's cow have no udders?'' Lightning asked to the group as he touched the cow in search for said utters.

''They hang under the cow I think!'' Dakota added a bit ditzy. Lightning was however unaware that this 'cow' was actually a bull and when his teammates realized this and when they were about to warn lightning, he grabbed a very sensitive part of the bull causing said bull to Moo very loudly and of course became VERY angry at Lightning ''Got them! I think. Lightning managed to say before the bull rammed him headfirst into the wall of the barn.

''That cow got struck by Lightning!'' Was all he could bring out before he passed out, still with his head through the wooden wall.

(Confessional cam. The cow will press charges as soon as this show is over!)

Cameron: I honestly can't believe…

(Static)

Jo: …that jarhead is even too stupid…

(Static)

Cameron: …to be unable to tell a cow from a bull.

(Static)

Jo: I actually thought that Barbie would make that mistake one day! 'Casts a mean grin'

(End Confessional cam)

''Oh nice! Now we are a man down! Somebody help Jersey please!'' Jo shouted out to her team as Mike and Sam started to help Lightning back on his feet. She looked over to the other team and was shocked to see that the travelers already had at least 50% of their cart full of bottled milk. She looked over to her own team and then noticed that Anne Maria was spraying her hair and thus doing nothing that could help them further in the challenge.

''hey Spray tan! She shouted out to Anne Maria who then had her attention Once we're in first class you'll have plenty of time to spray your mop! Milk that cow!'' She continued.

''Oh no, missy! These nails are to pretty to touch that filthy thing!'' Anne Maria scowled as the cow looked angry at her for her insult.

''Let me give you an advice… Jo threatened Anne Maria as Jo came close to her face. ''I can boot you off if we lose, so if I were you, I would help us out so that I'll live to see the sunset!'' Jo breezed in Anne Maria's face who only seemed mildy threatened as she sat down to try milking some cows

Meanwhile at the other team. The Troubled Travelers did very well with the cows as they milked the cow's with more order and peace. Zoey's cow however, was a bit restless. ''hold still so I can milk you!'' Zoey said in a frustrated tone. Dawn then came by as she laid a hand on the hip of the bovine and looked at it.

''she does not like your cold hands. Warm them up a bit to please both her and yourself.'' Dawn advised Zoey who in turn, rubbed her hands together to warm them up, and continued to milk the cow. Which to her amazement, worked perfectly.

(Confessional Cam. Needs a little less cowbell.)

Dawn: 'sitting in lotus position with her eyes closed' and so humans and animals are in perfect balance again!

(end Confessional Cam)

The Troubled Travelers had all their cows milked. They remembered however, that they had the disadvantage here, as the Problematic Pilots had an ox that pulled the cart for them and they had a Romanian dictionary so that they could give the milk to the salesman much faster, so they had to be smart to win this challenge. ''Gentlemen, you pull the cart with Dawn and me,'' Zoey suggested as she turned to Staci and continued.

''And Staci, you go on the back of the cart to prevent any milk bottles from falling out. Is that okay with you guys?'' She asked her fellow teammates as they agreed with her simple yet effective plan and started pulling the cart.

(Confessional Cam. Effective military strategy without the military part.)

Scott: man, wasn't I happy that Staci was in the back. The trip was already hard enough without that endless chatter of her!

(end Confessional Cam)

The Troubled Travelers were gone for about 10 minutes when the Problematic Pilots were also finished with their cows and stacked the milk on the cart.

''Alright! Time to beat some travelers! Jo exclaimed as Mike started to whip the ox to make it move. Despite the fact that the bovine walked fairly slow, they slowly closed in on the Troubled Travelers who were on 2/3's of their trip as they could see the village already.

''Eat dirt, Tripping Travelers! Jo taunted as they passed them by. Scott stopped pulling the cart, grabbed a bottle of milk, and threw it in the direction of the Problematic Pilots as he yelled,

''And drink milk!'' The bottle of milk hit Cameron on the head and knocked him out cold.

''HEY! Why is Brainzilla sleepin'?'' asked Anne Maria in her usual sassy tone to the rest of her team.

''Maybe he passed out because he choked into your hairspray again!'' Jo replied, visibly angering the Jersey shore reject and causing her to lunge at the jock-ette. But she was an terrible aim and landed on Mike, who could barely prevent himself and Anne Maria from falling off the cart.

''Hold still! Riding a cart is already hard enough without you around!'' Mike complained to Anne Maria in an intimidating tone which caused her to grow an offended look as she crawled back to where she first sat.

(Confessional Cam. Narcolepsy was not found during Cameron's medical examination.)

Anne Maria: When does Vito drops his whole Mike act again? I've been longing to get some sugar from him for months!

(end Confessional Cam)

The Problematic Pilots reached the salesman a little while earlier then the Troubled travelers as they tried to find the right words in the dictionary. ''if that little girl was awake now, he could help us finding the words!'' Lightning complained about Cameron as he searched in the dictionary for the right words. It would have worked better if the jock didn't held it upside down though.

''Great! We're done for!'' Scott sighted as he accepted defeat. When suddenly Staci walked over to the man and asked:

''buna ziua! Vrei sa cumperi lapte nostru?[6]'' To which the salesman answered:

''designur compilul meu!'' He answered. Everyone was completely baffled by both the fact that Staci could talk Romanian and the fact that Staci was an mayor factor to the Travelers victory.

''The Travelers win immunity and they will travel to our next destination in first class!'' Chris announced to both teams as the Travelers cheered for their victory as they lifted up Staci.

''And Pilots, I'll be seeing you at the elimination ceremony!'' Which was responded by a mix of disappointment and annoyance when Cameron stood up again

''Did we win?'' Cameron asked as he woke up from his pain induced slumber. To which Jo responded by a punch on the bubble boy's head.

''How do you know Romanian Staci?'' Zoey asked to the Pathological liar.

''I bet it was invented by one of her many ancestors!'' Scott replied sarcastically which earned him an glare from Zoey.

''Yeah that,'' as Staci answered. ''And that I lived in Romania for 8 years. Yeah, my mom loves helping in 3rd world countries and all!'' She continued as she was dragged back to the plane.

(Confessional Cam. Did the unthinkable just happened?)

Zoey: 'confused' was Romania a 3rd world country? [6]

(end Confessional Cam)

As the Pilots walked by, they saw a few wounded interns lying around. This sight particularly shocked Dakota, as she has been an intern before and realized what could have happened to her.

Later in the elimination room. Chris and Chef were standing in front of the bleachers where the members of the Problematic Pilots were seated. Chef Hatchet held a plate with 6 barf-bags full of peanuts, representing the safety of one of the 7 contestants.

''And then we were at the first elimination ceremony of the season! time goes by so fast'' Chris started speaking as he continued, ''if you do not get a barf bag full of airline issued peanuts, you're out!'' Chris said to the contestants in the room. ''and will have to leave the plane and show immediately by exiting the competiteon with a little hepl from our new gadget, the Plunge of Shame! He finished, after which Anne Maria raised her hand in reply.

''Yeah, 2 things Mclean. One, peanuts are bad for my hair! And 2, I saw those singing episodes and wasn't it the DROP of shame?'' She complained and asked as she put an punctuation on the Drop part of her sentence.

''Indeed!'' Chris answered. ''that was Total Drama World Tour! This is Total Drama Vengeance! So it will be the Plunge of Shame! And that with the help of this wonderful device with the same name!'' The host said as he pointed to a red pinball plunger that was positioned right in front of the door. This sight made the contestants (even Jo) feel a little bit uneasy, as you would be pushed out violently.

''I hope you kids are familiar with the elimination process now!'' Chris Started to talk to the seated contestants. ''it's pretty much the same. I call your name, you get the food that represents your safety for today and the one that does not get their food will get booted off the show with the help of this plunger!'' Chris explained as he smiled. ´´But first, go voting!''

(Voting cam. Is new and different from the Confessional cam.)

Anne Maria: 'Stamps Jo's passport before she begins to spray herself so much that the camera became blurred of it.'

(Static)

Cameron: 'Lifts the stamp up with great difficulty and stamps Jo's passport. The weight of the stamp then weights him down to the ground.'

(Static)

Dakota: 'Does her lips with lipstick, kisses once to the camera and then stamps Anne Maria's passport'

(Static)

Jo: 'Stamps Anne Maria's passport' You might be of use Lightning, remember that, and be grateful for that!

(Static)

Lightning: Sha-BOOM! 'Stamps Anne Maria's passport' Sorry miss, but you're bad for my taste of victory!

(Static)

Mike: 'Stamps Anne Maria's passport' Nothing personal, i just don't like you!

(Static)

Sam: 'Plays a handheld video game as he uses one hand to stamp Anne Maria's passport'

(End Voting cam)

''And the first barf bag goes to:''

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''Sam.'' Chris threw the barf bag to the gamer who caught it in a rare moment when he wasn't gaming.

''Jo.''

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''Mike.''

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''Cameron.'' Chris threw Cameron's bag to him but the impact of the bag on Cameron body caused him to fall back of his seat.

''Dakota.'' Chris threw her bag to Dakota which hit her head as Dakota was too busy with her phone to pay attention.

''And today's last barf bag goes to:''

Both Lightning and Anne Maria sat in silence and tension

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''Lightning.'' As the host threw the barf bag to Lightning.

''Why'd y'all vote me off?'' Anne Maria asked with an very agitated tone of voice to her team.

''Useless.'' Was Cameron's reply.

''Useless.'' Was also Sam's reply.

''I just don't like you.'' Said Mike.

''too stylish for me!'' Was Dakota's answer.

''Jockstrap could actually be helpful to this team!'' Jo said comparing Lightning to Anne Maria.

Anne Maria huffed, ''as long as you people know that this show now has no style anymore!'' She proclaimed as she was put in front of the elimination door by Chef.

''It's so stupid! You'd get the queenpin of style, and then you vote me off! I can't help it that we are in some poor country while we were supposed to be in Rome and besides… AAAAHHHH!'' Anne Maria was hit by the giant pinball plunger that sent her on an epic 3000 foot journey down before she could finish her sentence as Chris stood in front of the camera.

''1 down 12 to go! Who is going down next episode? Is someone going down next episode? Is there going to be a next episode?'' Check that and more out next week on

Total DRAMA VENGEANGE!

And cut…

Whew! that is done!

[1] I'll do an intro tune later because it would spoil the locations and some of the events that will take place.

[2] Forbes mirrored, I know, not the best pun.

[3] no number 3 this time!

[4] as I said above.

[5] in my view, Total Drama is broadcasted at least all over the western world.

[6] translated as: good day sir! Would you like to buy our milk? Of course I will child!

[7] no. Romania is not a 3rd world country. Maybe a 2nd world, but not a 3rd world country.

Teams:

Problematic Pilots: Cameron Dakota Jo Lightning Mike and Sam.

Troubled Travelers: B Brick Dawn Scott Staci and Zoey

Out: Anne Maria.

And that concludes the first episode! Yay! I won't tell anything about the next location, only that it is a bit red! Check out the poll that will be made soon and give your opinion on things and maybe it will happen!

and there you were all sitting, thinking that Staci would be booted first! i wanted to give her at least a bit of background and credit as she was eliminated last season rather fast. Don't worry Anne Maria fans! everything can happen later on, remember that!

BTW, Total drama revenge of the island has aired in the Netherlands. i would totally watch it, if only if i could reach the channel! Sad me!

I would also like to hear from beta readers and how you can make them read your story.

Help me improve this story by giving me constructing reviews please! To prove that you have read this author note, you'll have to put the word Smismass somewhere in your review, Thanks in advance!

bedankt en Groeten uit Nederland.