Disclaimer: I own not 'The Penguins of Madagascar', nor Facebook. If I did I would be chilling on my yacht instead of writing fan-fiction.
A/N: If this has been done before, I'm sorry for being redundant! I've seen it done for other shows, and thought it would be funny done in POM-fashion. I will try to amuse you, and I may succeed, but I may also fail miserably. If that's the case, you may all make fun of me in the reviews. Please do, actually; I appreciate honesty. Oh, and one more thing. If this has been done before, I'm sorry for being redundant.
Skipper is now friends with Marlene and 3 others
48 minutes ago Like : Comment : Share
[Marlene and 3 others like this]
Skipper I still think this is stupid.
46 minutes ago Like : Comment : Share
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Marlene Aw, c'mon, Skipper. It's fun!
Kowalski I'm highly skeptical of this form of communication. We are, after all, mere meters from each other.
Private um, how do
Kowalski ?
Private gah! wrong button!
Skipper FUN? Marlene, social networking is a huge scam! Soon your mind will be stolen! And all of ours too!
Marlene -_-... I'm not even going to grace that with a response.
Skipper Oh really? Well, when you're a slave of the government, don't expect a rescue from me! Oh, and Kowalski, WHY are you using the metric system?
Kowalski -_-...
Private i still can't figure this out. how do I post a photo?
12 minutes ago Like : Comment : Share
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Kowalski Click 'Add Photo/Video'. It's right at the top of the screen.
Private where? i don't see it...
Kowalski *facepalm*
Private what does that mean?
Kowalski It's right at the top of the page. RIGHT next to the button you used to post your status.
Private my what?
Kowalski *sigh*... You'll figure it out eventually.
King Julien XIII is now friends with Marlene and 3 others
39 minutes ago Like : Comment : Share
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King Julien XIII hello my loyal subjects! i thought i should be jumping on the wagon of bands!
34 minutes ago Like : Comment : Share
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Marlene Hey KJ! What's up? Glad to see you joined us!
King Julien XIII hello marlene! yes, i have joined you to be in the party, because no one has a party without the party king!
Marlene Made friends with everyone on here?
King Julien XIII almost. the frowny flat-headed penguin has yet to accept my kingly request!
Marlene Ah. Well, he's not on that much. I'm sure he just hasn't seen it yet.
King Julien XIII yes, that is most likely the cases. he is not on HERE because he is too boring! [Marlene likes this]
Private said on Kowalski's wall: how do I edit the picture?
16 minutes ago Like : Comment : Share
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Kowalski You hit the 'edit' button.
Private where is it?
Kowalski It's next to a little pencil symbol.
Private yes! I found it! 8D
Kowalski Good for you.
Private said on Kowalski's wall: now how do i crop it?
3 minutes ago Like : Comment : Share
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Kowalski *bangs head into wall*
Private what?
Marlene said on Skipper's wall: So, you gonna friend Julien?
31 minutes ago Like : Comment : Share
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Skipper No.
Marlene Why not? We're all one big FAMILY! :)
Skipper That's cute, Marlene. Very cute. But Ringtail annoys me ENOUGH in real life.
Marlene Aw, c'mon, Skip.
Skipper Did you just call me 'Skip'?
Marlene Yyyyyeah... so?
Skipper -_-
Marlene Emoticon. Look at you. Impressive.
Skipper Is that sarcasm I read? You know that's MY thing. ;)
Marlene -_- You're annoying.
Skipper As annoying as Ringtail?
Marlene Sometimes, yes. You can be.
Rico FIIIIIIIISH!
10 minutes ago Like : Comment : Share
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Skipper Almost time for dinner, Rico! Alaskan salmon!
Rico YUM!
Private posted a photo on his wall.
8 minutes ago Like : Comment : Share
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Rico HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Marlene LOL! Private, that's priceless. I didn't know Skipper liked Lunacorns!
Private well, he doesn't really, i just snapped it while he was picking mine up to put it away! ;D
Julien THIS IS HILARIOUSNESS!
Kowalski Bahaha! Genius, Private. Skipper won't be happy when he sees this!
Skipper PRIVATE!
Kowalski O_O Told you.
Private tee hee 0:-)
Skipper is now friends with King Julien XIII
27 minutes ago Like : Comment : Share
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Marlene Hooray for friendship! ;)
King Julien XIII I knew you could not be avoiding your wonderful king forever! =D
Skipper Yeah, well, I didn't want to bruise your fragile ego and have you go insane. Because then you'd be even more annoying.
Marlene lol...
A/N: That's all for the first chapter! Chapter 2 will be up in a few days. Please review!