This is just a teaser. Next chapter will be longer. I swear. Thanks to my beta, zhangk!

Disclaimer: I guess if Team Starkid can't own DC Comics for the purpose of Holy Musical Bman, I can't own YJ. :( Cuz if anyone deserves it, it's the people who brought us the most amazing thing on YouTube, A Very Potter Musical.

Artemis duck! Robin warned the archer with a hint of urgency, using the minions as stepping stones as he hopped across their shoulders and heads; effectively launching himself onto the suspended catwalk overhead, all the while kicking down two more goons as he landed.

The Boy Wonder quickly spun around and effortlessly threw several birdarangs in Artemis' general direction, taking out four of her attackers with relative ease. Thus, giving her the time and space to knock out the remaining of her six attackers with a good smack of her titanium bow.

It was the usual type of mission.

Supposed to be recon, in other words- Wally tripped, Artemis yelled at him, they got lost, and then ended up in a seemingly abandoned building that, they quickly found out, wasn't.

Once ambushed (as usual) Aqualad decided that Robin should retrieve as much info as he possibly could in the short amount of time provided, before being called back to the base like a group of leashed dogs.

Robin! Have you found the control room? Aqualad asked urgently, cracking down his water whips onto several minions, before running over to help M'gann, who was hovering over them loftily, using her telephathy to make several crash into each other, distinctly resembling astray bowling balls.

No, but I'm almost there, The Boy Wonder replied, racing into a deserted hallway, Just one more left and-I'm here!

Great, but is there anything you could do about these goons? Like, seriously! Way too many for comfort in one building! Wally complained, easily dodging a few before coming up behind them and smashing their heads together. He cockily dusted his hands off before zooming around the back of some others.

Whoa, Robin breathed heavily, This place is just a little bit bigger than we thought guys. Conner, Zatanna, I need you guys to get to the west wing. It's a warehouse. I'll meet you there as soon as I'm done downloading this.

What did you find? Aqualad demanded.

Plans for some kind of ray gun. I'll know what it does in three, two, one-now, Robin counted down with his usual sort of airy confidence as he unplugged his wrist hologram from the large computer; running out of the room just as quickly as he came, hurtling to the west wing, It's supposed to create some sort of portal. I don't know where to, or even when, but I think it's safe to say that we might not want to go anywhere near it when it's-

"You mean this thing?"

Robin crashed round a corner to see Wally leaning casually against the ray, thumbing the silver and blue contraption.

"KF!" Robin exclaimed running over to his best friend and shoving him away, "Get away from that you idiot!"

"What? It's not even plugged in!" Wally protested gesturing to the complicated expanse of loose electric cords on the floor.

"There are things called batteries in this world, you know!"

"You need us?" Conner cut in, jogging over to the two with Zatanna right at his heels.

"I don't know how I'm going to get rid of this thing. But I'll try to hack into its hard-drive and try to find blueprints or something there." Robin set to work, typing feverishly onto the glowing blue keyboard only looking up to check his progress on the screen ahead. "After that, I'll see if I can infiltrate it. But just in case I get outfiltrated… We're going to have to try Z's magic, and then maybe a little bit of Supey's brute force. Sound like a plan?"

"Dude! What about me?" KF whined, zipping in front of his friends and pointing at himself.

"I didn't ask for you dumb-ass!"

"...Oh. Right. Well, I'm here now! And being the science nerd out of all of you, I see myself as most valuable to this plan. So whatdaya want me to do?"

"Leave!" Robin snapped irritably, rolling his eyes heavenward at his best friend, before immediately refocusing on the job at hand.

The redheaded speedster was gone in a flash, his grunts and complaints following him; this was orchestrated beautifully with the sounds of fainting henchmen he was probably running over.

As mini-Robins began to smile up at him on the screen, Robin grinned, "Ha, that was easier than I thought it would be."

"If you thought that was easy, you kids are more juvenile than I perceived."

Flinching, they all whirled round to see Sportsmaster and Ivo standing not ten feet away from them, swarmed by MONQIs. The clearly bored scientist was holding a small remote in his hand.

"No wonder Artemis has turned soft," Sportsmaster continued darkly, an odd tone in his voice.

Despite all this Robin smirked, his "troll-face" as Wally had dubbed it, appearing. "Oh, hi Mr. Crock! Fancy meeting you here!"

Sportsmaster's eyes narrowed and Zatanna had to forcefully hide a snicker behind her hand.

The two villains seemed to be attracting more and more MONQIs as they were now flying in at an alarming pace- well until there seemed to be at least a hundred or so clustering around them.

"Ms. Crock is a bit busy," Robin continued, grinning evilly and mocking a receptionist, using Conner as cover as he continued working on the ray gun behind his back. "But I'm sure you can have a family reunion at another time. I can schedule something for next week. Does that sound good to you?"

"Listen here little Boy Blunder," Sportsmaster snarled, his contempt for the young hero clear in his voice. "You can try and infiltrate this project for as long as you want. Shut down whatever satellite you want, use whatever password you can think up. The gun would have to be on of course, however I doubt you can even do that."

"Wanna bet?" Robin replied ecstatically as all the blue on the ray gun began to glow bright neon with a dramatic press of a button. He looked up towards the villains, smirking. "How 'bout twenties? I can take cash or credit."

Growling like a caged animal, Sportsmaster lunged at the teens, only to get slammed back by Superboy. The MONQIs quickly latched themselves onto Sportsmaster's offender, prying him away from the villain.

"I. Hate. Monkeys," Conner rumbled, ripping them off with violent bashing gestures. But his endeavours probed hopeless as every time he got rid of one, two more would jump him.

"Syeknom teg ffo!" Zatanna cried, sending the robots flying in every direction, the few unlucky ones crashing into the walls and falling to bits. While, the others quickly regrouped and attacked again, lunging with renewed fervour.

"Fend 'em off while I finish this!" Robin called, as his friends continued to fight. Biting his lip worriedly, he turned back to the gun, searching for all or any weaknesses in the gun.

A thirteen year old could hack into their systems with somewhat ease. Yes, a ninja thirteen year old trained by the Batman, but still a thirteen year old, regardless.

Ivo had decided it was in his best interest to sit on one of the wooden crates in the corner and watch his little robots bother the hell out of the heroes, occasionally ordering a few towards Robin, though they were quickly blocked by Zatanna or Conner. Even when Sportsmaster himself made a move for the preoccupied Boy Wonder, Robin simply dodged from his way without even needing to look and Sportsmaster would go straight into the arms of a waiting Superboy, who was most pissed off at the monkeys.

All in all things weren't looking up for the villains.

"Ten raeppa!" Zatanna shouted as a net quickly flew around the room, capturing almost half of the MONQIs and sending them plummeting towards the ground where they smashed into little pieces.

"I'll need a factory to make enough MONQIs at this rate," Ivo sighed half-heartedly. Ten more flew to his command as he tiredly pointed at Conner. They zoomed over, cackling and jumped him, allowing Sportsmaster to escape his iron grip.

"Do it now Ivo!" Sportsmaster coughed out hoarsely, running towards him with a throbbing throat.

The scientist only looked towards the blond man with evident incredulity. "Now? But we don't know what the Bat Brat did ye-"

"NOW!" Sportsmaster yelled furiously, pulling Ivo along with him as they disappeared out the door.

"Fine, fine," came the slightly irritated reply.

A button was most likely pressed.

The ray gun hummed to life as the MONQIs followed their creator out the door cackling like no body's business; leaving the young heroes in peace.

However the brief silence was short-lived and almost instantly broken by the zap of the ray towards the west wall. In an instant a white hole began to grow. Wind torrents picked up, blowing ferociously as it thrashed around the room, forcing the three team members to stumble back, hands protecting their faces.

"At least it's not sucking us in!" Robin yelled over the noise as the wind began to blow harder.

Suddenly, something green came flying out of the portal, slamming into Zatanna's head before flying against the wall, causing the young magician to slip and fall.

"Zatanna!" Robin cried worriedly as Superboy slowly backed up before crouching down beside her.

"She's fine!" he hollered over the wind, "No injuries, she's just unconscious!"

Robin grunted in recognition. "Think you can get her out while I figure out how to-umph!"

The thirteen year old gasped as something flew into his gut, knocking the wind out of him, before flying off. He grabbing it with one groping hand and examined it.

His eyes widened.

"What is it?" Conner yelled.

"Aqualad's water-barer! But how'd it get-" Robin didn't get to finish his question. Because just as quickly as it had come, the portal closed. But not before spitting out ten people, all of who were groaning in protest, collapsed in a heap on top of each other.

"Where the hell are we?"

"What was that?"

"My butt hurts!"

"I don't care if it hurts; just get it out of my face!"

"Get your face outta my butt!" came an equally indignant retort.

"Will you two shut up for five seconds!"

"Sportsmaster is so dead! I just know he had something to do with this!"

"Yeah, let's just ignore the fact that you were helping him!"

"Shut your can! I didn't have a choice!"

"Do you guys ever stop fighting? Because really, this team would be perfect if it wasn't for that." An African-American boy reprimanded standing up shakily.

"Calm down! Fighting will not help our situation!"

Conner, with Zatanna in his arms, shared a look of confusion and alarm with Robin before walking over to the group of teens who hadn't yet noticed the three heroes.

They were all slowly getting up and facing the wall they had come from.

"Hello?" Conner's voice rang out uneasily.

They all spun around to see who their next attacker was. But instead of some riot being caused, the room was only filled with vacuum-like silence.

Everyone in the room gasped and gawked at each other, each one not believing what they were seeing.

Conner! Robin! Are you guys okay? Zatanna dropped out of the link. Is everything alright over there? M'gann frantically shot in, We're coming right now.

Good. Because you guys might want to see this...Conner managed to draw out.

So...what do you guys think? Yes, this is just a teaser. And for that I apologize. This takes place a week after episode 26, so Rocket is in the group. See if you can guess who was talking in what order, and I'll let you guys know! Do you guys want me to continue? Let me know! Again, thank you to my amazing beta zhangk!