A little story i which I, the director, torture the A.N.T. Farm characters by making them put on Les Mis!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own A.N.T. Farm or Les Mis or any of it's characters.

All the A.N.T. farm characters walked into the auditorium. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. Last years production of The Phantom of the Opera had been a complete disaster, but I was determined to make this years production of Les Miserables great.

"Okay, okay, is everyone here?" I yelled.

"Paisley's not here." Lexi said.

"Good, because she's not in this. Okay, so Jean Valjean goes to Cameron Parks."

"Why?" He protested.

"Trust me, it will fit when you find out who Cosette is. So, Javert is Mr. Parks." I said.

"What? Why aren't I Jean Valjean?" Mr. Parks said angrily.

"Yeah, I was going to make you Valjean, but you're a cop, so I made you Javert. Anywho, Lexi's Fantine-"

"Aw, c'mon!" She exclaimed. Everyone knew she had wanted to be Cosette.

"AT LEAST YOU GET A ROLE." I screamed. I was starting to lose my patience. "So, the Thenardiers will be played by Principal Skidmore-"

'Seriously?"

"And Zanko." I finished.

"Awesome!" Zanko said. "I finally get a named role!"

"Anyway, Marius is Fletcher." I said.

"Why?" He said. Fletcher hated when I put him in the feeble doofus characters. He still hasn't forgiven me for when I made him Raoul last year.

"Because you're a cute idiot, and because Chyna's Cosette." I smiled. At least Fletcher would be happy about his casting.

Fletcher and Chyna both beamed, Fletcher because Cosette and Marius get married, and Chyna because she had a big role.

"Olive will be Eponine." I said.

'How come?" Olive said.

"Because you've known Fletcher a really long time, you're sassy and blonde, and we all know you like Fletcher!" I yelled.

Ignoring Olive's protests of I do not!, I continued. "Enjolras will be played by Angus, because I didn't have any twelve year old guys left. The bishop will be Gibson."

"Yes!" Gibson said. "What does he do?"

"Cameron steals your candle sticks, and then when he gets arrested, you tell the cops that you gave them to him." I informed him. I moved on. "Paisley, Violet, and Emma will be the factory girls and the lovely ladies."

"WTF?" Violet said. "I'm twelve!"

"So am I, yet I'm still a casting director. NOW SHUT UP!" I screamed.

"Anyway, Keith, Jared, and New Kid are the students and the guys during Lovely Ladies. Keith will be Bamatabois."

"Ugh." Said Lexi.

"Would you rather be raped by the computer?" I snapped.

"Never mind.", said Lexi.

"Anyway, Nigel will be Gavroche, and Svetlana will be little Cosette." I finished.

"But Svetlana looks nothing like me!" Chyna protested.

"I'll use a black wig, and some darker foundation that will make her look more like you." I assured her. "I'll see you all bright and early tomorrow for our first rehearsal."

Slightly disgruntled and extremely grumpy, everyone left.

As I walked home, I hoped I had made the right decision.