A Piece Of Cake
By: Teno Hikari
email: [email protected] / [email protected]
* Disclaimers: If I did own the gorgeous bishounen from Yami no Matsuei... I would have made more yaoi scenes ^_~
* Summary: How can you hide a secret relationship between a homicidal doctor's friend and dream-uke, from the homicidal doctor? The third piece to the 'Rude Awakening Arc' ... I really can't say no to you reviewers ^_^;
* Warning: yaoi (m/m) pairing and some lemony *hints*
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[ 10:30 AM - At Oriya's *Restaurant* ]
Oriya: :: Thinking :: 'I really need to stop asking Muraki how he is... because he's always insane!'
Muraki: :: Continues to prattle :: " ... And then in the dream I grab Tsuzuki-san by the ankles and ..."
Tsuzuki: :: Thinking :: 'Sooo hungry ... yeesh Muraki is a pervert ...' :: Looks up at Oriya again :: 'I really can't believe he's not wearing anything under there ... I wonder ...' :: Evil grin ::
Oriya: :: Thinking :: 'Muraki is a pervert ... yes, I have these same thoughts about Tsuzuki but at least I don't ...' :: Twitches and slowly looks down at his lap to see Tsuzuki grinning up at him :: 'That little idiot!'
Muraki: "... But then the chocolate melts to quickly and we're stuck together. Not that its such a bad thing. In fact ..." :: Continues to prattle ::
Tsuzuki: :: Continues his evil ministrations ::
Oriya: :: Blushes as he tries to look at Muraki and pretends to pay attention :: 'Damn you, Tsuzuki! You're just as crazy as him ... and sooo wearing that 'outfit' tonight ...'
Muraki: :: Blinks :: "Oriya? Are you okay? You look flushed ..."
Oriya: :: Squeaks :: "I'm fine."
Muraki: "As I was saying..." :: Continues to prattle :: "In the dream the ribbons begin to ..."
Oriya: :: Clutches the table :: 'Think unsexy thoughts ... think unsexy thoughts ... think unsexy thoughts ... think- OH GOD! WHAT IS HE DOING WITH HIS TONGUE?!'
Tsuzuki: :: Evil laughter ::
Oriya: :: Glares down at him again :: 'If I'm alive after this, I swear you'll pay!'
Muraki: :: Unaware of what's happening under the table :: "And then ..."
Hours later ...
Muraki FINALLY finishes reminissing his long perverted wet dream and now both he and Oriya are smoking. Except Oriya is smoking for a different reason ... he actually lived that wet dream. Of course he would NEVER tell Muraki unless he was feeling suicidal.
Oriya: :: Smoking :: 'Oh, God ... I don't know whether to kiss him or kill him ... hmmm ... maybe I'll do both.'
Tsuzuki: 'It's getting cramped under here ... when is pycho doctor going to leave?!'
Muraki: :: Also smoking :: "Oriya, you still look flushed. Did my story turn you on that much?"
Oriya: "Huh ...? Oh ... yeah ... I mean no!"
Muraki: :: Puts out cigerrette :: "I wonder where my Tsuzuki-san could have run off to ..."
Tsuzuki: :: Makes a small squeak when Muraki's feet nearly touch him and quickly grabs onto Oriya's legs ::
Oriya: "Well, he is a Shinigami ..." :: Twitches and glares down at Tsuzuki who stares at him pleadingly :: "I suppose he could be anywhere ..."
Muraki: "Hmmm ... maybe I should go kidnap his partner again."
Tsuzuki: "Leave Hisoka ... ouch!"
Oriya: :: Kicks Tsuzuki again ::
Muraki: :: Blinks :: "I could have sworn I heard Tsuzuki-san right now ..."
Oriya: "Eh, it's probably those voices again ..."
Muraki: "Hmmm... it's the first time I've heard Tsuzuki-san in my head though ...." :: Shrugs :: "Oh, well ..."
Tsuzuki and Oriya: :: Sweat drop ::
Muraki: "Oh my, it seems I've been rambling away again, I'm sorry Oriya but I must go to work now ..."
Tsuzuki: 'REJOICE!'
Oriya: "I understand, Muraki. It was ... nice ... talking to you again." :: Thinks :: 'Even though you did most of the talking, you crazy pervert.' :: Smiles at his friend :: "Going back to the hospital?"
Muraki: "No, back to Tsuzuki-hunting."
Tsuzuki and Oriya: :: Twitch ::
Tsuzuki: 'Someone up there hates me ...'
[ *Up There* ]
Hikari: Hehe ^_^ V
Muraki: :: Leaves ::
Tsuzuki: :: Crawls out from under the table. :: "I thought he would never leave!"
Oriya: :: Glares :: "YOu could have gotten us killed! You could have gotten *me* killed! Why, oh *why* do I put up with this?!"
Tsuzuki: :: Evil grin :: "I'll remind you why ..." :: Jumps Oriya ::
Oriya: "Stop! Not here! Ahhh!!!!!"
Ayako: "Young master, I thought I heard you ..." :: Looks at Tsuzuki and smiled widely :: "Hello, Tsuzuki-san!"
Tsuzuki: :: Smiles, still laying on Oriya who was trying to push him off :: "Hello, Ayako-chan! How's .... business?"
Ayako: "Very good, I -"
Just then the other five prostitutes coming rushing into the room.
All: "TSUZUKI-SAN!" :: All six women cry out and glomp ontop of their favorite guest ... who was still on top of their master ::
Oriya: :: Groans, underneath all seven bodies :: "I can't feel my feet ..."
Much Later ....
Yuki: "Tsu-chan, say 'ah'!" :: Holds up a piece of applie pie before Tsuzuki's mouth ::
Tsuzuki: "Ahhh!" :: Puppy Tsuzuki happily takes the dessert into his mouth ::
Oriya : :: Rolls eyes and starts smoking again ::
Yuki: :: Eyes glaze over :: "Tsu-chan's so cute!" :: Glomps onto him ::
Oriya: :: Fumes :: "Yuki! Stop glomping my ..." :: Pauses ::
Ayako: :: Smiles evilly as she glomps onto Tsuzuki too :: "Your 'what', young master?"
Oriya: :: Twitches :: "My ... my ..."
Yuki: :: pulls puppy Tsuzuki close to her chest ... really *close* ::
Tsuzuki: :: Nosebleeds :: "Whaa!"
Oriya: :: A sweat puddle forms around him :: "... My ..."
Ayako: :: Glomps tighter around Tsuzuki's waist ::
Oriya: :: Shakes with anger :: ".... My ... my ..."
Tsuzuki: :: Cries out :: "Where are your hands going, Ayako-chan?!"
Oriya: :: Grabs Tsuzuki and runs off to his bedroom ::
Tsuzuki: :: Cries out :: "I didn't get to finish my pie!"
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Author's Ramble
Muwahahahaha
By: Teno Hikari
email: [email protected] / [email protected]
* Disclaimers: If I did own the gorgeous bishounen from Yami no Matsuei... I would have made more yaoi scenes ^_~
* Summary: How can you hide a secret relationship between a homicidal doctor's friend and dream-uke, from the homicidal doctor? The third piece to the 'Rude Awakening Arc' ... I really can't say no to you reviewers ^_^;
* Warning: yaoi (m/m) pairing and some lemony *hints*
********
[ 10:30 AM - At Oriya's *Restaurant* ]
Oriya: :: Thinking :: 'I really need to stop asking Muraki how he is... because he's always insane!'
Muraki: :: Continues to prattle :: " ... And then in the dream I grab Tsuzuki-san by the ankles and ..."
Tsuzuki: :: Thinking :: 'Sooo hungry ... yeesh Muraki is a pervert ...' :: Looks up at Oriya again :: 'I really can't believe he's not wearing anything under there ... I wonder ...' :: Evil grin ::
Oriya: :: Thinking :: 'Muraki is a pervert ... yes, I have these same thoughts about Tsuzuki but at least I don't ...' :: Twitches and slowly looks down at his lap to see Tsuzuki grinning up at him :: 'That little idiot!'
Muraki: "... But then the chocolate melts to quickly and we're stuck together. Not that its such a bad thing. In fact ..." :: Continues to prattle ::
Tsuzuki: :: Continues his evil ministrations ::
Oriya: :: Blushes as he tries to look at Muraki and pretends to pay attention :: 'Damn you, Tsuzuki! You're just as crazy as him ... and sooo wearing that 'outfit' tonight ...'
Muraki: :: Blinks :: "Oriya? Are you okay? You look flushed ..."
Oriya: :: Squeaks :: "I'm fine."
Muraki: "As I was saying..." :: Continues to prattle :: "In the dream the ribbons begin to ..."
Oriya: :: Clutches the table :: 'Think unsexy thoughts ... think unsexy thoughts ... think unsexy thoughts ... think- OH GOD! WHAT IS HE DOING WITH HIS TONGUE?!'
Tsuzuki: :: Evil laughter ::
Oriya: :: Glares down at him again :: 'If I'm alive after this, I swear you'll pay!'
Muraki: :: Unaware of what's happening under the table :: "And then ..."
Hours later ...
Muraki FINALLY finishes reminissing his long perverted wet dream and now both he and Oriya are smoking. Except Oriya is smoking for a different reason ... he actually lived that wet dream. Of course he would NEVER tell Muraki unless he was feeling suicidal.
Oriya: :: Smoking :: 'Oh, God ... I don't know whether to kiss him or kill him ... hmmm ... maybe I'll do both.'
Tsuzuki: 'It's getting cramped under here ... when is pycho doctor going to leave?!'
Muraki: :: Also smoking :: "Oriya, you still look flushed. Did my story turn you on that much?"
Oriya: "Huh ...? Oh ... yeah ... I mean no!"
Muraki: :: Puts out cigerrette :: "I wonder where my Tsuzuki-san could have run off to ..."
Tsuzuki: :: Makes a small squeak when Muraki's feet nearly touch him and quickly grabs onto Oriya's legs ::
Oriya: "Well, he is a Shinigami ..." :: Twitches and glares down at Tsuzuki who stares at him pleadingly :: "I suppose he could be anywhere ..."
Muraki: "Hmmm ... maybe I should go kidnap his partner again."
Tsuzuki: "Leave Hisoka ... ouch!"
Oriya: :: Kicks Tsuzuki again ::
Muraki: :: Blinks :: "I could have sworn I heard Tsuzuki-san right now ..."
Oriya: "Eh, it's probably those voices again ..."
Muraki: "Hmmm... it's the first time I've heard Tsuzuki-san in my head though ...." :: Shrugs :: "Oh, well ..."
Tsuzuki and Oriya: :: Sweat drop ::
Muraki: "Oh my, it seems I've been rambling away again, I'm sorry Oriya but I must go to work now ..."
Tsuzuki: 'REJOICE!'
Oriya: "I understand, Muraki. It was ... nice ... talking to you again." :: Thinks :: 'Even though you did most of the talking, you crazy pervert.' :: Smiles at his friend :: "Going back to the hospital?"
Muraki: "No, back to Tsuzuki-hunting."
Tsuzuki and Oriya: :: Twitch ::
Tsuzuki: 'Someone up there hates me ...'
[ *Up There* ]
Hikari: Hehe ^_^ V
Muraki: :: Leaves ::
Tsuzuki: :: Crawls out from under the table. :: "I thought he would never leave!"
Oriya: :: Glares :: "YOu could have gotten us killed! You could have gotten *me* killed! Why, oh *why* do I put up with this?!"
Tsuzuki: :: Evil grin :: "I'll remind you why ..." :: Jumps Oriya ::
Oriya: "Stop! Not here! Ahhh!!!!!"
Ayako: "Young master, I thought I heard you ..." :: Looks at Tsuzuki and smiled widely :: "Hello, Tsuzuki-san!"
Tsuzuki: :: Smiles, still laying on Oriya who was trying to push him off :: "Hello, Ayako-chan! How's .... business?"
Ayako: "Very good, I -"
Just then the other five prostitutes coming rushing into the room.
All: "TSUZUKI-SAN!" :: All six women cry out and glomp ontop of their favorite guest ... who was still on top of their master ::
Oriya: :: Groans, underneath all seven bodies :: "I can't feel my feet ..."
Much Later ....
Yuki: "Tsu-chan, say 'ah'!" :: Holds up a piece of applie pie before Tsuzuki's mouth ::
Tsuzuki: "Ahhh!" :: Puppy Tsuzuki happily takes the dessert into his mouth ::
Oriya : :: Rolls eyes and starts smoking again ::
Yuki: :: Eyes glaze over :: "Tsu-chan's so cute!" :: Glomps onto him ::
Oriya: :: Fumes :: "Yuki! Stop glomping my ..." :: Pauses ::
Ayako: :: Smiles evilly as she glomps onto Tsuzuki too :: "Your 'what', young master?"
Oriya: :: Twitches :: "My ... my ..."
Yuki: :: pulls puppy Tsuzuki close to her chest ... really *close* ::
Tsuzuki: :: Nosebleeds :: "Whaa!"
Oriya: :: A sweat puddle forms around him :: "... My ..."
Ayako: :: Glomps tighter around Tsuzuki's waist ::
Oriya: :: Shakes with anger :: ".... My ... my ..."
Tsuzuki: :: Cries out :: "Where are your hands going, Ayako-chan?!"
Oriya: :: Grabs Tsuzuki and runs off to his bedroom ::
Tsuzuki: :: Cries out :: "I didn't get to finish my pie!"
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Author's Ramble
Muwahahahaha