[A/N; *Hysterical Giggle* I will admit this was inspired by me moving some funiture around with a friend. Some of the stuff we said basically set this fic up.]

Under Pressure

"Is it there yet?"

"No, a little more—I need to put it in deeper. Oh, it's gone soft; it almost feels wet..."

"It shouldn't do that."

"I know. Too much heat."

The sound of fingers slipping against something then...

"Damn."

"What happened?"

"It went too far."

"Are you alright?"

"Yeah, just... it's a tight."

The sound of a whimper and then someone exhaling deeply.

"Take it all out—just pull it."

"Alright... Is that good?"

"That's perfect. Now do it again, this time a little to the right... Yeah, I can feel it."

The sound of bare-feet sliding a little, denim brushing against flesh.

"Oh. I almost got it. Give me more."

"More?"

"Is there any?"

"Bella, you've got it all."

Silence.

Then a moan of frustration.

"We're gonna have to do it all over again."

"Can I give it a try?"

"Sure, I got to warn you though, it gets hot and it's a tight fit—

The front door slammed open, the pack having heard all of the conversation and bolting in when it finally became too much. Sam and Jacob, as they had the bloodline traits of Alpha's were the first ones inside.

What they saw both struck them with relief and fear.

Emily was holding a long black cord from the DVD player, passing it through the TV's cabinet, trying to avoid the shiny new plasma.

Bella, being small and thin enough, stood behind the entire thing, and poked her head around the side, waving shyly.

They had obviously been trying to set up Sam's birthday present.

It was completely and utterly silent.

Then, Jacob and Sam looked at each other while the pack howled with laughter.

"BEST. DAY. EVER!"

"I bet Sam thought he was gonna get a threesome!"

Wiping tears of mirth from his eyes, Paul spluttered.

"Bella, you've got it all?" he parroted, and that started up the fits again.

Jacob slammed the door in their faces and turned to Bella, raising an eyebrow.

Sam caressed Emily lovingly, kissing her forehead.

"Babe," he said to her when she came out from behind the entire thing to stand beside him.

"I honestly thought something was happening..."

"You're such a pervert, Jacob Black."

"Only with you."

"So," Sam said quietly after what seemed like an awkward silence.

"Nothing happened?"

Was that a hopeful note in his voice?

"Nothing," the girls chorused. Bella, catching eyes with Emily, blushed and the older woman only gave a wink back in return.

Who said swapping recipes, while the boys were in a pack meeting, was completely innocent?

[*winkwinknudgenudge* SO! What did you think? Do tell.]