Just follow the rules

"Oh God you feel so good baby," he grunted in my ear.

Yeah well maybe I felt good to him but he sucked… and not in a good way! This hot, sexy, oh so fuck-able piece of man I had picked out at the club turned out to be worse than my first time. He sucked in bed.

"Are you close baby?" far from it.

"Oh yes so close," I faked a moan.

"Oh Fuck yeah, cum for me," he was moving a frantic pace that was impossible for me to reach my peak and right about now I just wanted him to finish so I could leave.

"Oh yeah, fuck I'm cumin, oh you feel so fucking good," and the Oscar for the best faked orgasm goes to… ROSEMARIE MAZUR! And the crowd goes wild.

The moment he rolled off of me I was on my feet putting my clothes back on.

"What? You're leaving? But the party just got started," he whined.

'Oh what have I gotten myself into?' little did he know that my party had ended the moment we left the club, not bothering with putting my shoes on I was out of there quicker than my prom dress after prom.

To my demise or my fortune depending on how you look at it this whole ordeal had only lasted half an hour. Maybe I needed to go back and rethink my whole 'sworn off of men' idea… yes I loved dick! I just hated the man that carried it.

My last summer vacation before I started college was when it happened, when I had my heart trampled on by my now ex-boyfriend Mason. I came home one afternoon to find my mother riding my boyfriend, yes double burn! Worse of it all? She didn't stop when I got home; I didn't wait around though and had never spoken to either him or her ever again.

A well placed phone call had me spending the night at a hotel and very pissed off daddy picked me up the next morning, it took me a lot of begging to keep him from going to confront my mother and my boyfriend, though a part of me believes he did get to my boyfriend. With the last minute plan changes I ended up having to let my father by my way into college, not that my grades alone wouldn't have gotten me in but it was too late to try and get accepted into school the good ole way.

Shaking my head to clear my thoughts I focused on the road ahead of me. Now driving my Camaro home I wondered back to how all this had started, how three seemingly innocent girls had decided to have sex like men… Mia's idea really, and after a Saturday night of True Blood reruns me and Lissa had agreed to it.

Thankfully the drive to our apartment was a short one… opening my garage door I eased the car in… yep, I was all alone! The other two spots were empty. Closing the garage door behind me I walked into our Apartment, hanging my keys on its hook I walked by the fridge and my eyes were automatically drawn to our 'ten amendments'. though I had it committed to memory since the first day when we had written it I still glanced at it every time I walked by.

1-Never call

2-Never give real number

3-Never go for seconds

4-Never stay the night

5-Never bring him home

6-Never go in his car

7-Never without protection

8-Never go for sloppy seconds

9-Never learn his name

10-NEVER FALL IN LOVE!

Those were the rules we lived by for the past two months. I giggled my way up the stairs to my room, that had been a fun night.

"I need sex," Lissa dropped on the center of the couch.

We just had to each excused ourselves after an extremely hot sex scene between Sookie and Bill, damn what I wouldn't give to be fucked by a vampire that could go on and on and on all night long, but that was fiction and this was real life.

"I need a dick, but I don't want what comes attached to it," Mia dropped down next to Lissa.

"It's getting to a point where I'm willing to pay for it," I took the empty spot on the couch.

"It's not that bad an idea Rose," Lissa was actually pondering it too.

"I know it's not, pretty soon and I'll be a virgin again," I blew the strands of hair that had fallen over my eye when I dropped on the couch.

"Right, with that collection of toys you have in the bottom drawer of your dresser," Mia wiggled her eyebrows at me. Taking the throw pillow from behind me I tried to hit her but ended up hitting Lissa instead, a pillow fight ensued as we giggled and laughed like little girls.

"Hey, I have an idea," Mia suddenly stopped fighting and just stood there.

"What is it?" I asked thinking she was going to have us pull out our creams and give each other facial masks.

"We should do like the women on 'sex and the city'," oh that was her brilliant idea.

"I'm not a whore," Lissa was immediately defensive.

"Well this isn't high school, we are independent women who can damn well take care of ourselves… we don't need to announce it to the daily news… no one needs to know but us," funny thing was that the more she talked the more I agreed with her.

"She has a point Lissa, we are hot too so it's not like we have to beg guys to be with us," I could see Lissa was working it out in her head.

"I don't know if I can do this," she finally said.

"Why not? Guys do it to girls like us all the time," and with this sentence Mia drove her point home.

"Okay, but if we are really gonna do this than we are gonna need to have some rules," Lissa ran out only to return with a notebook and a pen. Thus the rules were born!

Walking into my room I took off my clothes and walked into my bathroom… I needed a shower… needed to wash away every memory of tonight as no amount of alcohol could erase what I had done though. After my shower I put on some loose sweats and went to the living room to wait for my roommates to come home.

Mia, Lissa and I had been inseparable ever since the first day of college when we became roommates. The three of us had come from extremely different backgrounds and yet we became thick as thieves. One thing we all had in common though was that we had our hearts trampled on… and at one point or another we had sworn off of men all together. It was just too painful to go through all the heartache and tears another time.

After college, my daddy had given me this house as a graduation present so obviously I had my girls come share it with me. We had a routine, we workout in the am, than we worked-not that we needed- and at night we spent time together. Three Saturdays a month we went out and on the fourth we veg out on the couch and had girl time were we did each other's nails and gossiped about everyone and everything.

"Oh my God was it awful?" Mia's voice broke me out of my thoughts.

"The worse," I admitted.

"Don't worry mine wasn't any better," she dropped on the couch next to me.

"I had to put on my award winning performance," I wiggled my eyebrows at her.

"Mine gave a whole new meaning to wham bam thank you mam," she grinned.

"You are kidding," my chin dropped.

"Wish I was, he thrust in, he came, he flat lined and I doubt even a tow truck could've lifted that," we both doubled over laughing. And that is how Lissa found us.

"I hope you are not laughing at my disaster of a night," she dropped on the couch on top of us.

"Looks like neither of us had any luck tonight," I giggled as the laughter died down a bit.

"I told you, we should've stayed home tonight," Lissa grumbled, still not as amused as Mia and I.

"Hey we had our share of good times, this hasn't been all bad," Mia reminded us.

"She has a point Liss, of the six attempts this is the only one that totally sucked for me," I shrugged. On this game of sex with no conscience we had gotten lucky so far.

"Oh okay, I'll admit you're right Rose, but I haven't found great yet, and that's what I want… I want mind blowing sex," Lissa pouted.

"I second that," Mia raised her hand as if it actually counted for something.

"And even though I third that motion you two need to go wash those nasty asses of yours because I'm clean and so is the couch, and if you hurry there might be some ice-cream left when you get back," I squirmed until they both landed on their behinds on the floor.

"Rose there's like a gallon of ice-cream, we just got it the other day," Mia's mouth was hanging open.

"So, I just had crappie sex, I'm entitled! So hurry," my two best friends took off running towards their room.

Twenty minutes later they were in the kitchen dressed in loose pajama bottoms like me and a spaghetti strap top also like me. If you judged our clothes you'd say we were fraternal triplets. Oh and our cars too.

"You waited? How considerate of you," Lissa mocked me.

"I'm a considerate person, unlike the guys we slept with tonight," I pouted as the girls grabbed the spoons and shouted… 'hear hear'

"I have to say though, I kind of like the power it gives us… I like being the one who walks out for a change," Mia blushed a bit.

"I agree, plus the rush of confidence I get when the jacket drops, it's a high on its own," I stuck a spoon of ice-cream in my mouth and moaned, a real moan.

"I have to admit I miss the cuddling," Lissa threw out there.

"Why? I rather cuddle with you guys than some stupid dick carrier," honestly what else were they good for? The only man we needed was my daddy.

"Listen so we had a bad night, whatever! Next Saturday night we'll choose better," Lissa told us.

"Next Saturday night I get first pick, and I'll pick the club too! You did horrible tonight Mia!" I threw some ice-cream at her.

"Tell me about it, next week I think I'll bring Mr. Rabbit in my purse just in case," we laughed hard at that one.

"Imagine if they decide to search our purses this time and they find your toy?" Lissa was fighting to breath she was laughing so hard.

"Hey, at least I know I won't come home frustrated and eat so much ice-cream that I'll have to go to the gym on Sunday morning… that's not right! Sundays are holy days okay," Mia had a point and maybe I would add a little toy to my bag too.

A.N: So what do you think? Keep it or toss it? I have more chapters on it already but I'll only post it if you guys want to read it… so tell me what you think… whatever it is.