Danny Phantom has logged on.

Sam Manson has logged on.

Tucker Foley has logged on.

Dash Baxter has logged on.

Paulina Sanchez has logged on.

Paulina Sanchez: Going to New York. Text me 3

Danny Phantom: Okay, just let me get my invisible cell phone. I'm always losing it.

Sam Manson: Oh, you're losing it all right...

Paulina Sanchez: Haha, you're hilarious Inviso-Bill. Call me, then.

Danny Phantom: Better find my invisible house phone too.


Tucker Foley has posted a photo.

Danny Fenton: Hey, It's one of those tagging thingies.

Sam Manson: Hey Tuck, are you the drunk, the crackhead, or the i-can-do-it? Cuz it could be any of the three, and I can't tell from the tag.

Tucker Foley: I don't remember.

Tucker Foley: Hey, wait a minute...

Danny Fenton: Why am I the masked superman?

Tucker Foley: Because you're the weird crazy psyco dude! :)

Danny Fenton: I'm feeling the love, Tuck. Feeling the love.

Tucker Foley: Well, who else would eat the zombies who are chasing and trying to eat us?

Sam Manson: There are so many things wrong with that mental image, Tucker.


Danny Fenton: I'm bored.

Dash Baxter: -_-

Danny Fenton: I know.


Danny Fenton: I made a bowl of Popcorn. I turned around for a second... And Jazz took my popcorn!

Tucker Foley: What a terrible person!

Danny Fenton: I. Know. Right?

Sam Manson: Go Jazz!

Danny Fenton: -_- my popcorn...


Danny Fenton: X]

Sam Manson: B)

Tucker Foley: :D

Jazz Fenton: :P

Dash Baxter: Xe

Danny Fenton: What IS that?

Dash Baxter: a fail of epic proportions.


Dash Baxter: Seriously, who's the guy who picks up the roadkill?

Kwan Sie: IKR...

Jazz Fenton: Yeah.

Sam Manson: Maybe some creepy stalker dude comes and eats it.

Paulina Sanchez: We all know that's way too farfetched. Everyone knows that the moment we turn around, a giant monster rises up out of the road and eats it.

Sam Manson: You're kidding me, right?

Paulina Sanchez: What do you mean?


Danny Fenton to Danny Phantom: Hey there handsome.

Danny Phantom: I've got nothing on you, beautiful.

Danny Fenton: Are you free tomorrow night?

Danny Phantom: I can make time for you.

Vlad Plasmius: Am I interrupting something I hope I'm not?


Sam Manson: Hey, guys? Phantom has the hiccups.

Tucker Foley: ...Hiccups? Why is this so important, again?

Sam Manson: Every time his diaphragm contracts, something around him freezes or explodes.

Tucker Foley: Ah...

Sam Manson: What is Phantom afraid of? Danny?

Danny Fenton: Er...

Dash Baxter: Scary Movies?

Valerie Gray: Baby dolls?

Paulina Sanchez: Ghosts?

Sam Manson: Stupid teenage girls? (See above)

Tucker Foley: Germs?

Danny Fenton: Well, not exactly... He's afraid of bunnies.

Everyone: BUNNIES?

Tucker Foley: Seriously, Danny?

Sam Manson: Hold on, I'll try it...


Sam Manson: I just threw a rabbit at Danny Phantom. XD I'm going to die laughing.

Dash Baxter: What happened?

Tucker Foley: He screamed at the top of his lungs and fell out the window.

Sam Manson: Yeah... How did you know?

Tucker Foley: I can hear him from my house.

Dash Baxter: Is that what that is?


Danny Fenton: Little known facts! Go!

Sam Manson: The area code for Antarctica is 672.

Dash Baxter: If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

Tucker Foley: Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Danny Phantom: A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

Danny Fenton: How do you know that? ...Never mind, I don't want to know.

Paulina Sanchez: Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

Danny Fenton: The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

Danny Phantom: How do you know THAT?

Danny Fenton: I'm a homocidal maniac who kills people in my free time, why?

Sam Manson: That explains the "spellcheck" incident a few chapters back...


Tucker Foley: I was stabbed by a box cutter today. The people I call friends...

Danny Fenton: Don't forget when you were slammed in that door.

Sam Manson: Priceless! XD

Tucker Foley: Do you see my point?


Danny Fenton: My parents told me to watch less TV and read more.

Tucker Foley: Harsh. What did you do?

Danny Fenton: I turned on the subtitles. X3

Jazz Fenton: You KNOW that's not what they meant...


Valerie Gray to Danny Phantom: Moron.

Danny Phantom: Jerk.

Valerie Gray: Original. Really original.

Danny Phantom: So is moron..

Valerie Gray: Point.

Danny Phantom: Very sharp.

Valerie Gray: Sharp as a spoon...

Danny Phantom: A spoon that is sharpened with a sponge, maybe.

Valerie Gray: A sponge with an iron shell.

Danny Phantom: That is covered with a pillow.

Valerie Gray: Then the pillow was cut off.

Danny Phantom: And replaced with a larger one.

Valerie Gray: That was cut with a bigger knife.

Danny Phantom: And the iron-coated sponge was dropped in the ocean, rusting off the hard outer covering.

Valerie Gray: But in the time that it took to rust off we forgot what we were talking about.

Danny Phantom: And we started a new conversation.


Dash Baxter: What's something that you always do?

Danny Fenton: Mock people in a voice they don't even have.

Tucker Foley: Close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out.

Sam Manson: Use the word 'thingy' when I can't remember what something's called.

Kwan Sie: Run up the stairs because I feel an evil presence behind me.

Dash Baxter: Don't we all...


Tucker Foley: Hey Danny, you know what sucks?

Danny Fenton: A vacuum?

Tucker Foley: ...You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

Danny Fenton: A black hole?

Tucker Foley: You know what just isn't cool?

Danny Fenton: Lava?


A/N: Okay, I know it's been a while, but I didn't give up on the story. I was just saving up good ideas. Okay, here we go.

1: I don't have a phone. Period.

2: I'm Tuck in this one. My friends posted one of those, and this conversation occured.

3: ...

4: My friends steal my popcorn X'(

5: Don't ask...

6: Me and my friends...

7: Pitch Pearl rules. nuff said.

8+9: My sister hates bunnies. I constantly mock her for it.

10: I recited these from memory, excuse me if I mixed a couple up.

11: See number 6.

12: I did this.

13: Me and a guy who has a crush on me on Facebook.

14: guilty as charged.

15: My friend Mary and I...

Okay, ideas, anyone? Don't forget to review!