It came out of retirement. ;P
Have you ever wondered why Naruto never has a mustache?
Naruto's Mustache
"... Naruto?"
He looks up. "Huh?"
"... What's on your face?"
"My face? Oh, it's just a mustache. Cool, isn't it?" Naruto says, flashing a big, white smile.
Sasuke keeps staring. "You grew a mustache?"
"Yah. Obviously."
"..."
"Sasuke?"
"..."
"Oi! Sasuke!"
No response.
'Hmmm..."
Slowly, Naruto crawls over to Sasuke, who's laying on the other side of the bed, his mind completely some where else.
Once there, he continues up to Sasuke's ear, where he whispers softly, "Sa~su~ke!"
Nothing.
"SASUKE!"
Silence.
'Talk about zoned out.'
Looking at the clock, Naruto frowns.
'Damn.'
Disappointed, he begins to climb off Sasuke when he feels a tug on his shirt. Looking down, Naruto realizes that his shirt got snagged on something.
"Fuck it. I don't have time for this. I've gotta go."
Clumsily, Naruto begins to pull on his shirt, trying to free it from whatever was trapping it. Bracing his hands on Sasuke"s chest, he pushes against Sasuke, bending backwards in an attempt to unsnag whatever caught him, or die trying.
"OOPH!" ... Until Sasuke finally woke up from whatever world he'd been living on recently and flipped them over.
"Dobe..."
At this moment, while looking up, Naruto noticed a few things.
1) Sasuke's pupils were completely dialated, giving him a "dangerous predator" looks.
Due to the first observation, the second observation makes total and utter complete sense.
2) Sasuke was horny, and turned on to the fullest.
Which led to the third observation.
3) Naruto's shirt had snagged on Sasuke's hard-on, fully erected and creating a giant tent in his pants.
Which explains how his shirt got caught on it.
And lastly: 4) He had not been erected when he walked through the door.
So, this leaves Naruto with one question:
'WHY THE HELL IS HE HORNY?'
"You know..." Naruto heard Sasuke growl in his ear, fueling the blood that was now pooling inbetween his legs, "... you look sexy as hell with a mustache."
... What?
Immpatiently, Sasuke pushed his erection against Naruto, elicting moans from them both.
"I want to fuck you so bad. I want to pound you into the bed, and watch you beg for for more, as I plunge myself into your tight hole. Hearing you moan, with my name on your lips, your mouth wide open under that patch of sexy hairs, it just drives me insane."
Wide eyed, Naruto barely comprehends what Sasuke says before his lips are attacked, with Sasuke's tonge invading his mouth, exploring each and every niche.
Moaning, he tries to evade Sasuke, but without success.
Finally, Naruto's release, gasping for air as he tries to remember where he had to go. During this time, Sasuke takes the oppurtunity to attach himself to Naruto's neck, nipping and licking a path along his column.
"Wa-Wait! Sasuke, I've gotta go! There's this thing where-" Sasuke forces his mouth against Naruto's, swallowing his refusal.
Breathing quickly, "You're not going anywhere," he says, with a glint in his narrowed eyes. Leaning forward, with a lecherous smile, he whispers in Naruto's ear, "Not until I'm done with you."
For the rest of the day, screams of pleasure could be heard throughout the town.
And as soon as Naruto could walk again, he vowed to never grow another mustache again.