Plants vs. Zombies: The Truth

Bob Milligan's House

10:30 AM

Wave 5 of Zombies

Bob Milligan was in a spot of trouble. When there had been only regular zombies, he was fine. When there were coneheads, he managed to hold them off. But bucketheads? He had no good defense against them. Planting Peashooters would only get rid of a few of them, and Cherry Bombs and Potato Mines were difficult to handle, making their reload times longer. Sunflowers were no help, and he only had so many lawnmowers. He sighed as the first horde appeared over the horizon. Today was going to be a busy day.

20 Minutes later...

He had done it! Bob smiled as the final wave thinned out slowly, but surely. That's before he heard a loud *CRUNCH* and witnessed his first line of Peashooters get eaten alive. Then the second, and the third. He panicked and tossed a Cherry Bomb at the approaching crowd, but only took out a few. He only had two lawnmowers left, which only lessened the zombies he would have to face. He ran inside and locked the screen door and the normal door behind it. He breathed a sigh of relief as the zombies pushed against the sturdy chicken wire screen. He had bought himself some time. He paused in thought for a moment before he snapped his fingers and ran to his basement. Let's hope they can't mine through dirt, he thought. He chuckled at that. Mining zombies, completely ridiculous. He rummaged through some crates before he found the one he was looking for. "Aha! This will do quite nicely!" he said, gathering up the items inside.

Half an hour later...

The zombies had clawed and chewed their way through the wire, and were close to ripping the door off its hinges. Before they could, however...

*BAM* "Eat lead,you beasts of nature!"

With that, Bob opened fire on the zombies with an AK47. The buckets and cones were useless as the bullets whizzed through the air and downed many of them. When the AK ran out, he tossed it and pulled out a shotgun.

The resulting mess was sprayed all over his lawn, and he was low on ammo. Still, he had survived. Tossing aside his shotgun, he yelled at the horizon, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH A 'NAM VET!"

Moral: Don't use plants when the zombies arrive.

AN: Just something I thought of while playing the game. I think most of you would like that to happen in-game.