How Do You Solve a Problem Like Kelahni ?

By Don David and Sasha Cartwright

Chapter 1

"So, my little ninja, any plans for the weekend involving, oh I don't know, a certain CIA agent?" asked Tony

"Tony, you know I do not explain relations while at work. Besides it is not ANY of your business whether or not I have a social life," retorted Ziva, walking to her desk in the bull pen.

"Yeah, but I'm curious," he argued.

"I could kill you for your curiosity, note it," she threatened.

"DiNozzo, what did you do now?" questioned Gibbs, walking down the stairs from M-TAC and noticing that one of his agents was particularly unhappy.

"Do not worry, Gibbs. I have it taken care of," assured Ziva, scowling at Tony.

Glancing from the sheepish looking Tony to the downright murderous Ziva, Gibbs gave a small, unconvinced, "Uh huh."

"Just don't get any blood on the carpet," he added over his shoulder as he walked to his desk.

Tony's eyes widened with fear.