"...America, why?"

"Why what, dude?"

"WHY DID YOU DO THIS?" yelled the unicorn with the Union Jack for a cutie mark. The pegasus with the Stars and Stripes for a cutie mark smiled at him.

"Oh, this? I thought it'd be badass! Friendship Is Magic is in these days, y'know!"

"YOU'VE TURNED US INTO HORSES, YOU BLOODY GIT!"

"Oh come off you teabag, I think it's cute!" interrupted the unicorn with the French Tricolour, "I especially adore this horn! It is so pointy!"

"Oi, watch where you point that thing!"

On the other side of the conference sat two earth ponies, one having the Five Star Red Flag as a cutie mark and the other having the Russian Trikolor as a cutie mark.

"You know. Honestly, I see no difference." said the Russian.

"That is because you are still the BIGGEST, aru!"

"Ah. I am making you nervous, yes?" the taller earth pony towered over the shorter one.

"Yes- UR, NO!"

"Do not worry. Soon you will provide land for my apple orchards, yes?"

"Apples aru?"

Nopony seemed to notice the pegasus with the Maple Leaf cutie mark that was being surrounded by animals.

"Wh-why are all these animals surrounding me?" the pegasus asked.

The animals all asked, "Who are you?"

"I'm Canada…" the pegasus sighed.

The French unicorn was still bothering the English one.

"This is simply fabulous! Now I can walk around without clothes anytime I want and I have a desire to design them! Well, more desire than usual."

"Whatever, and watch where you stick that ho-"

The French one then "accidentally" poked Britain's face with his horn.

"ALRIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR IT YOU WINE-DRINKING BASTARD! PREPARE TO FEEL THE WRATH OF MY MAGIC! "

"En Guard!"

Britain and France started fighting each other…with their horns, which looked pretty gay.

"I believe this has gone on far enough. I'm starting to want to make cupcakes, aru. Where is America?"

"Oh? He is outside flying in the air. Like jet." the Russian pony pointed outside, America flew by incredibly fast, breaking both sound and light barrier.

"DUDES, DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY!" he yelled.

The China pony sighed, "I'll go get him…I bet those Axis guys never have to deal with things like this, aru…"

Meanwhile…

A unicorn pony with the Hinomaru as a cutie mark was talking with a pegasus with the Bundesflagge und Handelsflagge cutie mark.

"Well this is really weird, isn't it Germany?"

"HOW did this HAPPEN? What the hell ARE WE?"

Then an earth pony with the Bandiera d'Italia as a cutie mark showed up out of nowhere.

"Hiya guys! Notice anything different?"

"Yes Italy, we are well aware that we have turned into ungodly abominations of nature!" said the German pegasus.

"Huh? A-no, I meant have you notice I'm not wearing clothes today? Everyone loves it! I've been stared at by a lot of girls AND some boys!"

Japan sighed, "Well, thank goodness this is just a one-shot."

THE END

"YOU FOOL! How could you have FAILED to finish a Hetalia fan fiction without including THE GREAT AND POWERFUL PRUSSIA?"