Lois The Destroyer
*Peter's kitchen at breakfast*

Peter: So you all have a good day at school kids

Meg: Suck eggs Dad
Lois: Meg don't talk to your Father like that

Meg: What are you going to do?

Lois: FUS RO DAH!

*Meg Dies*

*Later that day, at the Drunken Clam*

Random Guy: Hey sweetie come here and let me get a hit on that

Lois: Well I never

Random Guy: Look bitch get over here

Lois: I don't think so

*Random Guy jerks Lois up*

Random Guy: Look you little wh…

Lois: FUS RO DAH!

*Random Guy dies*

*Peter's living room, watching television*

Peter: I'm bored

Brian: Me too, want a beer?

Peter: Sweet, let's get the guys together

Brian: Alright let's do it

Lois: No it's family night

Peter: Bye Lois

Lois: No you're not leaving

Peter: Bye Lois

Lois: FUS RO DAH!

*Peter and Brian die*

The End