Renee Helmer's Little Black Book
(Otherwise Known as a Diary)

1 November

4:12 pm

I am in a confused Renee stupor (nothing terribly new there). Someone pinch me, I must be dreaming.

I mean, it was weird enough waking up this morning and realizing that I--Renee Helmer--am the girlfriend of the sexiest man alive, Oliver Wood. I was in a funk the whole while I was getting ready for the Quidditch match. I couldn't stop giggling of all things.

Then I got pissed off because my broomstick was nowhere to be found! I'd accuse Crys of stealing it except she's afraid of heights. What use would she have for a broomstick?

Well I walked out of Slytherin Tower in a tizzy, and guess who was waiting outside for me?

Sigh!

I was so happy to discover that I had not just been caught up in a very elaborate dream. Oh no. It was all quite real.

Then he let me borrow his broomstick, and I don't think I need to go in to detail about how much fun practicing this morning was! Getting back on that Nimbus 2001 was actually disappointing.

Well, as usual, I've gotten off-track. I was going to explain why I'm in a giddy Renee stupor... besides the fact that I'm the girlfriend of Oliver Wood.

I'm the girlfriend of Oliver Wood.

I just love writing that!

So anyway, it would appear that Puddlemere United would like to sign me on as their new Seeker...

Eat that, Draco Malfoy!

I can't believe this is actually happening! It's just too perfect! I've already been given a Port Key so that I will still be able to go to school and PU (p-u, hahaha!) practices at the same time. I am going to be spending every waking moment of my life with Oliver Wood! I'm going to be rich! Hell, they're going to turn me into an action figure and little girls will have posters of me on their walls and little boys will have posters of me on their ceilings!

I'm so so so happy! I just want to run around aimlessly and hug people and tell them all about how wonderful I am!

Where's Venom? He'd like to know, and he's so incredibly huggable...

Hm. That's odd. He's floating around against the ceiling. Wonder how he managed that...?

And I wish I knew what happened to my broom.

((THE END! Well... except for the sequel... which can be found at:
http://www.fanfiction.ws/read.php?storyid=1189043
I hope you enjoy! ^_^
Thanks to all of you for your support and help. You're wonderful!
Love Kira))