Hello pee-o-pole of the internet! Since you guys seem to like my song parodies a little more than my stories (I don't mind, songs are over and done with quite quickly, whereas stories drag on a L-o-o-n-g time) I decided to write another. This time it's Lock, Shock and Barrel (Who else?) 'S version of LAST FRIDAY NIGHT by Katy Perry. Tried to fit the lyrics to the bits of song. (e.g. chorus to the right place etc.) to without further adoo…..
Shock
There's some bugs right in my bed…
Barrel
and Lock's knife is in my head…
Lock
Swear that was for Shock instead…
Shock
try and touch me and you're DEAD
Barrel
I've now lost my lollipop
Lock
Scorpions stingin' they won't stop…
Shock
You deserved it stupid Lock!
Dam!
Jack has got it sussed
He knew it was us
We're screwed…
Oh well!
It was just so cool!
And I'm pretty sure it ruled!
Yeah!
Chorus
Last Christmas time!
Yeah we went and lied to jack
Threw a bunny in a sack
But then we had to give him back!
(Last Christmas time)
Oogie went on gambling
And that really made us sing
But then Jack pulled one of his strings
(last Christmas time!)
Yeah we went and broke the law!
And we kidnapped sandy claws!
and we went through the wrong door!
(last fridayy night!)
Watched the Christmas countdown clock
Waiting for the night it stop-op-oh-woah
Last Christmas time!
Do it aaaaaaaaalllllll again! This Christmas time!
Do it aaaaaaaaalllllll again!
Barrel
What weapons now should we pack?
Lock
Before we go on to attack
Shock
I swear Barrel is on crack…
Barrel
Shut up or I'll give you a whack!
All
Put it all into the tub…
Before we rock this Christmas club…
Quickly there's no time to brood…
Oogie Boogie wants his food…
Jack has got it sussed
He knew it was us
We're screwed…
Oh well!
It was just so cool!
And I'm pretty sure it ruled!
Damn!
Chorus
Last Christmas time!
Yeah we went and lied to jack
Threw a bunny in a sack
But then we had to give him back!
(Last Christmas time)
Oogie went on gambling
And that really made us sing
But then Jack pulled one of his strings
(last Christmas time!)
Yeah we went and broke the law!
And we kidnapped sandy claws!
and we went through the wrong door!
(last fridayy night!)
Watched the Christmas countdown clock
Waiting for the night it stop-op-oh-woah
Last Christmas time!
Do it all again
Do it all (Last Christmas time!)
Do it all (Last Christmas time!)
Do it all again!
Halloween residents
Christ-mas-is-ours!
Christ-mas-is-ours!
Christ-mas-is-ours!
Christ-mas-is-ours!
Christ-mas-is-ours!
Christ-mas-is-ours!
*SAXAPHONE SOLO!****
Chorus
Last Christmas time!
Yeah we went and lied to jack
Threw a bunny in a sack
But then we had to give him back!
(Last Christmas time)
Oogie went on gambling
And that really made us sing
But then Jack pulled one of his strings
(last Christmas time!)
Yeah we went and broke the law!
And we kidnapped sandy claws!
and we went through the wrong door!
(last fridayy night!)
Watched the Christmas countdown clock
Waiting for the night it stop-op-oh-woah
Do it alllll aaagggaaiininnn!