Hi! Sorry about not updating my other stories, I don't have writer's block, but I have the opposite and I have too many ideas to write. I'm just going to try and put a few down so that I can have my head clear for my other stories! This particular one is just some humor I thought up a few days ago... I was wondering what it would be like to introduce two characters from my books and found this!
*In a random room*
Larten: Why am I here?
Dead L E: I want you to meet someone.
Larten: This is not one of your fangirly moments when you try to kiss me, is it?
Dead L E: No...
Larten: Good.
*knock on the door*
Dead L E: CG! He's here! *muttering to herself* Act cool... act cool...
Larten: Who is it?
Dead L E: *opening the door* Hi, Skulduggery! I'm such a big fan of yours!
Skulduggery: *with his facade on, walking in* Naturally.
Dead L E: *giggles* So... I just wanted you to meet Larten... *points at Larten*
Skulduggery: Larten?
Dead L E: *takes a deep breath and grins maliciously* He's a vampire.
Larten: *whispering* Did you have to tell him that?
Dead L E: Yes. I did. Now be polite and say hello!
Larten: Pleased to meet you, Mr...
Dead L E: Pleasant.
Skulduggery: He's a... A vampire? But that's dangerous! It's night time! He could change any second now!
Dead L E: I'm loving this... He won't look quite so dangerous if you take your facade off, Skulduggery.
Skulduggery: *takes his facade off* How will this help?
Dead L E: Well-
Larten: You are... a... a... a... SKELETON!
Skulduggery: Yes, I am.
Larten: A SKELETON!
Skulduggery: Says the bloodthirsty vampire!
Dead L E: This has got to be the best idea I've ever had!
Larten: How is this possible?
Skulduggery: Magic.
Larten: No... Even Desmond Tiny cannot make skeletons come back to life...
Skulduggery: Who's Desmond Tiny?
Dead L E: Just the most powerful man ever... Well, not technically a man but-
Larten: Dead L E, you have just invited a skeleton over, you had better have a good excuse for this!
Dead L E: No, I don't. I was just bored.
Skulduggery: You have a vampire as a friend? Are you trying to get killed?
Larten: Killed? I would never kill Dead L E...
Skulduggery: Maybe not in your human form...
Larten: *laughing* My human form? MY HUMAN FORM? Charna's guts! You do not know anything, do you?
Skulduggery: *tilting his head* What do you mean?
Larten: I am a vampire, I have been a vampire for nearly two hundred years! I have not been human in a long time!
Skulduggery: I meant the form you take during the day...
Larten: I have no different form.
Skulduggery: But...
Dead L E: *hooting with laughter* I can.. *bursts into laughter again* explain...
Skulduggery: This isn't funny!
Dead L E: IT IS! Okay.. so... *bursts into laughter*
Larten: Please...
Dead L E: FINE! I will... Skulduggery, Larten isn't a vampire from your world, he's different.
Skulduggery: In what way?
Dead L E: He sleeps during the day, and never sheds his skin for one. He only drinks a small amount of blood and can control himself!
Larten: Most of the time...
Dead L E: It wasn't your fault! You had the flu!
Skulduggery: ...Is there something I should know?
Dead L E: Nothing...
Larten: And what about Skulduggery? Why is he a skeleton?
Dead L E: Hehehehe... See... I wasn't really paying attention at that part... He'll tell you if he feels like it. *winks at Skulduggery*
Larten: Why are you keeping it a secret from me?
Dead L E: It's not my secret to tell! I wish I could, but I know some people that would really hate me for telling you... *glares at Skulduggery*
Skulduggery: You're not helping.
Dead L E: *laughing* I love seeing you guys in a bad mood! You look so awesome when you fight...
Larten: *looking angry* You mean... You only invited Skulduggery over so you could scare me?
Dead L E: Yep!
Skulduggery: *winking at Larten* You thinking what I'm thinking?
Larten: ATTACK! *runs over to Dead L E and starts hitting her*
Dead L E: *flits*
Larten: AAAAAH! I wish I'd never blooded you!
Skulduggery: ... Blooding?
Dead L E: Long story! We have a lot to catch up on!
Larten: Would you like to eat with us? We are having bat broth.
Skulduggery: I can't eat.
Larten: Ah.
Dead L E: You're... FRIENDS? ALREADY? BUT THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Skulduggery: Is she... sane?
Larten: I am still not sure.
Lame ending. But I'm bored I'm off to strutt around showing off my new shirt. Which Jenny made for me. It says "I (little heart sign) Larten". AWESOME!