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Shenzi let out a grunt as she rolled on the ground. When she stopped rolling, she shook her head and opened her eyes to see what had just happened to her. In front of her, she saw Zina standing there and looking down at her. Shenzi tried to get up from the ground but Zina immediately put a paw on her neck and kept her pinned to the ground. She bought her face closer to Shenzi's and glared at her. "Didn't I tell you to stay away from him?" she growled.

Shenzi did not answer. With all the strength that she had, she got up from the ground and lunged forward at Zina. Zina grabbed Shenzi's neck with her paws and moved to the side where they both rolled on the ground. The two hyenas clawed and bit one another as they tried to fight one another off. Shenzi bought her arms forwards and pushed Zina off of her.

Zina flew away from Shenzi and landed on the ground. Not liking that one bit, she ran towards Shenzi and bit her on the leg. Shenzi let out a howl of pain as it rose up to her leg. Zina sunk her teeth into Shenzi's leg and but harder and harder until blood began to flow from the wound.

"STOP IT!" a voice suddenly yelled at her.

Zina heard the voice and then let Shenzi's leg drop from her mouth. The fell to the ground in a thump and Shenzi barely moved. Her leg had suffered from the wound and it was unable to move until it was healed. Zina jumped back as Banzai jumped in front of Shenzi along with Ed. Zina smiled when she Banzai there. "Well?" she asked.

"Well what?" Banzai glared at her.

Zina rolled her eyes as if Banzai had no idea what she was talking about. "Well...me or her?" Zina asked him. "During a fight, the mate keeps the one that wins."

"I don't want to be your mate!" Banzai yelled as he stomped his paw on the ground. "I don't even want you."

"Sure you do," Zina insisted, "come on Banzai. What have I ever done to you that made you not like me anymore? We have been friends forever."

Banzai was about to her Zina's forehead with his paw. Didn't she understand or was she just playing dumb or was she dumb? "I'm only going to say this once and not anymore. You are an annoying hyena, you are bothersome, you are mean, and you almost KILLED MY FRIEND!" he screamed as he bought his face closer to Zina.

Zina looked behind Banzai and saw Ed, who was helping Shenzi stand up on her legs. "That thing?" Zina asked as she made a face at Shenzi. "But she is ugly!"

Shenzi glared at Zina as she looked at her. "Excuse me?"

"You heard me," Zina told her.

"STOP!" Banzai yelled again before another hyena wrestling match happened. "Just go away and leave us alone! Stay away from me!"

"Why?" Zina asked, "so you can be with her?"

Banzai moved away from Zina and stood by Shenzi's side. "Yeah," he said, "might I add that I like her more than I like you. As a friend and as a mate."

When he said that, Shenzi couldn't help it. A small smile stretched itself on her lips. Well it sure took you long enough to say it she thought. "Really?" she asked him.

Banzai turned his head and looked at her. "Really," he said as he gave her a nuzzle with his head. He turned his head and saw that Zina was still standing there. From the look in her eyes, there was a mix of emotions ranging from sadnes, to hurt, to anger, and last but not least, to jealousy. Banzai positioned himself in front of Shenzi before Zina could lunge herself at her. To his surprise, Zina just stood her ground.

"Well, what are you still doing here?" Banzai asked her.

Zina stood there and didn't say anything. Her face was frozen and stared right at Banzai and her body stood still. Ed slowly walked forward at Zina and and sniffed her up and down. Something didn't smell right. A growl was heard from where Zina was standing and before Ed could react, Zina's body slouched forward and landed on the ground. Behind her, the growl came from a lioness.

"AHHH!" Ed screamed as he ran back to Banzai and Shenzi.

Banzai let out a gasp at what had happened. How did that lioness manage to get there without either of them noticing? He looked at the wounds on Zina's back that the lioness had made. They were deep enough to have killed her and the lioness had achieved that.

"Didn't the Queen of the Pride Lands tell you to get out of here?" the lioness roared at the three hyenas as she advanced forward.

"Okay, okay we're going!" Banzai yelled as him and his two friends ran away from the Pride Lands. He looked behind him as he saw the lioness dragging away Zina's corpse.


The trio did not stop running until they reached the Elephant Graveyard. Banzai panted as he tried to catch his breath. "Whew," Shenzi managed to say as she wiped her foreheard with her paw. "That was a close one."

"Yeah," Banzai nodded. "What a surprise."

"I know," Shenzi nodded, "at least she won't bother us anymore."

Banzai nodded at her. He was upset that something like that had happened to Zina. He didn't want her or Shenzi to be killed when they were fighting with one another. He hadn't wished for Zina to be killed like that but if she wasn't, she would still be bothering him.

Shenzi on the other hand only wanted Zina to stay away from Banzai. If Zina had left when she was told, all of this wouldn't have happened and she wouldn't have been killed like that.

Ed however, had forgotten what had happened and was entertaining himsef with a bone that was on the ground. He swiped his paw at the bone and it flew from the ground and landed into another pile. He jumped at the pile and began to play with the bones.

Shenzi looked at Ed. "At least someone is enjoying himself."

"And we can enjoy each other," Banzai said as he began to nuzzle her once more. Shenzi nuzzled him back and gave him a lick on his cheek. This bad romance had a happy ending.


The End