A/N: Sorry about the long wait, school got too much in the way. Well, here goes chapter 3.
Anakin jumped as he heard his name shouted across the way from his table. Looking up, his eyes met his wife's eyes, and they shared a glance before Anakin slowly stood up and turned around to see Obi-wan. He was definitely not who Anakin wanted to see right now. Finding his voice, Anakin said:
"Erm…uh..hi, master" Anakin greeted nervously, "Uh, yeah, what a surprise to see you here, as I am definitely not on a date with Padme!"
"Yes, you are!" Obi-wan reproached.
"Am not!"
"You are, I saw what you were doing before, and also the fact that you call her Padme, not Senator Amidala."
"Senator Skywalker, technically." Anakin corrected.
"Ha! So that proves that you are married to her, and you are on a date"
Drat, why am I so stupid sometime? I walked right into that one! Anakin cursed himself.
"Great job solving that, detective Kenobi." Droned a voice dripping with sarcasm.
Anakin looked around to see who it was who was behind his master.
"Master Tachi!" Anakin exclaimed.
"Well, yes, or you could call me Master Kenobi, bit there are two of us, so that would just get confusing." Siri said.
"Wait, your married to Obi-wan?" Anakin exclaimed, again, in disbelief.
"Uh, well, yes?" Obi-wan replied nervously.
As Anakin started chasing Obi-wan angrily around the dinner, Padme chuckled to herself and walked over to Siri.
"So you're the one who Ani's married to. You rascal, marrying a Jedi!" Siri said, laughing.
"Hey!" Padme shouted in her defense "You're married to and Jedi to, and you are a Jedi. And don't call, my husband Ani, that's my name for him!
After Obi-wan had been sufficiently whacked with a mallet by Anakin (no one knows where he got it) they both walked over to where their wives were standing. By that time, Padme and Siri had gotten past their differences and were talking and chatting like they had known each other all their lives, even though their backgrounds were so diverse. They were reminiscing on all the stupid stuff their husbands had done and were laughing hysterically.
"Anakin, you actually tried to eat a hot dog with a whole jar of wasabi on it?" Siri asked
Anakin pouted, "Padme, why did you have to tell her about that?"
"Because you deserve it" she said simply. "And don't worry, I know some pretty embarrassing stuff about Obi-wan too"
"L-like what?" Obi-wan stammered.
"Oh, just when you were swimming on Naboo and you thought something was a rock and it turned out to be a crab and it was mad because you were in its territory and you had woken it up so it chased you across the beach until you ran into your ship which was currently invisible and the crab took apart your R2 unit and when you got back to the temple you said it exploded. That stuff." Padme panted, out of breath.
Siri had begun laughing again when she pictured the look on Obi-wan's face when he council had asked about his missing droid.
"So that's what became of R1." Anakin said, and they all laughed, except Obi-wan.
They spent the better part of the night hanging out in the dinner. They didn't realize how late it was until the owner of the store kicked them out, muttering something about irresponsible people.
Forgetting that both marries were forbidden, they walked right up the many steps to the Jedi temple, just as Mace Windu and Yoda were walking out.
"Knights Kenobi and Skywalker, what are you doing out here, you should be in a meeting!" Mace barked.
Anakin, not thinking, again, spoke up. "We were both out on a date master." Anakin said innocently.
Anakin realized that was not the thing to say.
"Anakin…." Obi-wan groaned.
Mace started chasing them across Corascant, swinging his pink, I mean, purple lightsaber at them.
"Heehee! Know, Mace does not, that married I am. Escort the ladies, I will." Yoda said.
The next morning in Padme's apartment, she screeched when she heard her window open.
"Honey, be quiet, it's just ne and Obi-wan."
"Oh. Did you lose Master Windu?" Padme asked.
"Well, let's just say that he won't remember what happened tonight when he wakes up." Obi-wan answered with an evil smile on his face.
"Well, that's good" Padme said simply.
"G'night" Anakin said to Obi-wan.
"Have a good night, Senator Amidala, or should I say Skywalker." Obi-wan said with a wink.
"Ha-ha, very funny, now go away" Anakin said sleepily.
As Obi-wan walked away, Padme thought how great it was to have a Jedi for a husband.
I am so lucky to have Ani, and Obi-wan is practically my brother-in-law. Life is good.
Just then Master Windu was banging at the window, yelling something unintelligible.
"I'll deal with it in the morning" Anakin yawned.
Life is good, as long as there is no maniac banging at your window holding a pink lightsaber.
A/N: Well, this is the end, I hoped you laughed some, so please review! 3