Hi there! Explanation of this story-thing: it will be comprised of drabbles, ficlets, anecdotes, poems, bits and pieces of the Doctor's adventures, from the TARDIS's point of view. Right now, the format is 100 word bits, which I have never done before but I'm finding to be an enjoyable challenge. But that could change.

So, I don't own Doctor Who, I don't own a TARDIS (show of hands, who wishes they did?). Remember to review. Enjoy!

Title: The Challenge of the TARDIS

I am a TARDIS.

I am the last of my kind. I was grown on Gallifrey. I have been shot at by bullets, lasers, arrows, rocks and missiles. I have been scorched by fire and heat and frozen by cold and ice. I have fallen from the sky numerous times and struck the ground hard. I have been eaten at by acid and torn from my body. I have been attacked by whole armies. I have been vandalized and hijacked. I survived the last Great Time War.

Do you really think you can harm me? Three words: Bring. It. On.

Oh, one more thing. Since I have only seen the two seasons of the 11th Doctor and bits and pieces of the others, give me some recommendations! What episodes do you want the TARDIS's take on? What scenes, people, planets, anything! And this isn't confined to the New Series, if you feel like giving me a challenge...