About to drop a bombshell. I do apologise.

Bx

6:12PM

You're wrong. The lover didn't kill him, it was his secretary. Who he was also sleeping with. -JM

Who is this? -GL

James Moriarty, Criminal mastermind. But you can call me Jim. -JM

;) -JM

Sherlock? Is this you? -GL

No. It is not "Sherlock" It is Jim. A criminal. -JM

Who's phone have you hacked into now Sherlock? -GL

No one's. Because I am NOT SHERLOCK! -JM

Sure, but seriously. Who's phone have you stolen? -GL

*Sigh* Fine. I've stolen someone's phone. Now come and arrest me! -JM

Nah it'd be a waste of time. Mycroft would just come down and "drop" the charges. -GL

No! He won't! I promise! -JM

You mean like the time you "promised" that the murderer wasn't home? -GL

THAT WAS ONE TIME! -JM

Fine. Time for a change of tactics. -JM

6:16PM

LeStrade. YO MAMMAS SO FAT, SHE MAKES FREE WILLY LOOK LIKE A GOLDFISH! -JM

Really Sherlock? I honestly thought you were better than that. -GL

No? Ok. -JM

Jeez, is there a squirrel pinned to shirt? Oh wait...ITS YOUR FACE! -JM

LOL! -JM

:) -JM

Look Sherlock, stop messing about. We need you, come down ASAP. -GL

FOR THE LAST TIME.

I.

AM.

NOT.

SHERLOCK.

BLOODY.

HOLMES.

I AM A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND WHO COULD KILL YOU, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR FRIENDS AND THAT GUY YOU WALKED PAST IN THE STREET. I HAVE KILLED HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE AND HAVE BEEN A PART OF EVERY BOMBING IN YOUR LIFE TIME. FOR GODS SAKE, I AM DANGEROUS! -JM

Stop being so childish Sherlock and come help us. -GL

6:34PM

Hang on, you're the bomber? -GL

"Damn them!"

Jim glared at his useless phone.

"What good are you if I can't have FUN!"

In a furious rage Jim flung his phone at the wall and stalked out of the room. The device which had brought Jim so much pleasure and so many others irritation, lay broken on the floor. Broken beyond repair.

Jim was bored.

And someone would die.

I almost cried writing this. Jeez, my loveable camp Jim is gone and this new, angry one is in its place. How sad.

Anyway! Fear not dear reviewers! This is not the end! Thank you to all of you for your lovely suggestions and I have now formulated a plan. I am ending this story but writing another. That one will be text messaging between the whole Sherlock cast! It almost makes up for the ending of this one!

Look out for it tomorrow, I'll upload the first chapter then. But, alas, it is now time to say "Au Revoir!"

Or as Jim would say. "Ciao. Sherlock 'olmes."

Yours fearfully,

Bx