3. Fan mail.

"WHAT. THE. FUCK?"

I winced in disgust as I saw him spill his tea all over the Daily Prophet at breakfast this morning.

"Have a look at that!" He yelled, showing me the front page.

I glanced at the newspaper.

"Merlin, what a terrible picture of you! You really look awful! I would sue them for that if I were you!"

"Draco, who cares about the picture?" he said not caring to hide his annoyance."Look at the title!"

"HARRY POTTER, DEAD?" I read aloud. "Well, you seem pretty alive to me. Or at least you did when you screamed my name and asked for more last night," I smirked.

He rolled his eyes at me and I suppressed a laugh.

"Here, listen! Several girls reported that the letters they'd sent to Harry Potter have been returned to them with a red 'Deceased' stamp, leaving them in tears. How can that even happen? I always make it a point to reply to every single letter I receive, and I've had my owls redirected since I moved here last month so... Wait a minute! Draco, you don't have anything to do with that, by any chance?"

"Want me to make you another cup of tea?" I asked with a polite smile.

"Draco!"

I sighed and put my hands up in the air.

"Alright, I plead guilty!"

He looked at me intently, his eyes flashing angrily and sending Avada Kedavra green bolts of light at me. I gulped.

"But why would you do such a stupid thing?" he finally let out.

"Well, I really don't want you to end up with any of those girls. The world really doesn't deserve that you reproduce. One Potter is more than enough."

The truth is that I am extremely jealous and possessive, and I don't want anyone to steal him from me. But I can't tell him that, his ego's already too big. And I must admit he's kinda cute when he's fuming.

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Published on March.6th 2012